witchands's profile picture. Synth botherer in Haunted Hair. Also: drum agitator, shouter, flailer, slag, etc.

D A N .

@witchands

Synth botherer in Haunted Hair. Also: drum agitator, shouter, flailer, slag, etc.

Not feeling Christmassy at all, but I've bullied my family into going to see Violent Night tomorrow. If that doesn't work, nothing will.


How did I do my final project in GCSE Art on Warhol and not know about his cat drawings? Excuse me, Andy Warhol designed the weed cat Pokémon Sprigatito in the 50s? Glorious

witchands's tweet image. How did I do my final project in GCSE Art on Warhol and not know about his cat drawings? Excuse me, Andy Warhol designed the  weed cat Pokémon Sprigatito in the 50s? Glorious

Why can't I just find a perfume that smells like a church library which transforms into a leather club/florists at midnight arghhh


I did not expect The English to be an extended edit of a terrifying British 1970s public information film about sexually transmitted disease


It's irresponsible to put these up around town, they're gonna make the Mams* faint *Me

witchands's tweet image. It's irresponsible to put these up around town, they're gonna make the Mams* faint

*Me

I was aiming for nice girly Christmas nails, but now everything I touch turns to disco hammer horror

witchands's tweet image. I was aiming for nice girly Christmas nails, but now everything I touch turns to disco hammer horror

Just appreciating Billy's singular pink toe bean 💖

witchands's tweet image. Just appreciating Billy's singular pink toe bean 💖

Every time I can't be arsed to go band practice, I drag my miserable arse there anyway, and then have a mint time. Supporting the mighty @girlsinsynth at Zerox, Newcastle, Dec 8th

witchands's tweet image. Every time I can't be arsed to go band practice, I drag my miserable arse there anyway, and then have a mint time. Supporting the mighty @girlsinsynth at Zerox, Newcastle, Dec 8th

I will never tire of 80s knitting books. This lady regrets taking the modelling gig.

witchands's tweet image. I will never tire of 80s knitting books. This lady regrets taking the modelling gig.

Came back to twitter because I love chaos and FB is just people asking if anyone's got a number for a plumber


I watched Get Back and I got really sad and horny about Paul's beard and made some unwise life choices for one weekend but I'm ok now


Oh hi I'm ok I just forgot my password. Also I had a baby. His name is Billy. X

witchands's tweet image. Oh hi I'm ok I just forgot my password. Also I had a baby. His name is Billy. X

You know those homely Christmas smells? Well my Nan just burned a pan of stewed apples, so she's BOILING VINEGAR to clean it. Beat that.


Lockdown crafts reaching an inevitable level of insanity over here. Of course it has matching earrings.

witchands's tweet image. Lockdown crafts reaching an inevitable level of insanity over here. Of course it has matching earrings.

Just had a Bailey's in the bath and now I'm practicing spinning drumstick twirling to I Feel Love. Why did I ever bother dating this is mint


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