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If you say “socialism” three times in a mirror, a corporate lobbyist-backed candidate grows their wings 👼


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The sun is bad ✅ you can’t look at it without hurting your eyes (ouch) ✅ you have to cover yourself in cream to hang out with it (ew) ✅ if you stepped on it you would be engulfed in flames (ouch again) ✅ it “kisses” your skin without your permission (no)


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The last panel of this will knock you down. Thank you @MADmagazine.

Holy shit, Mad Magazine 👏👏👏 Pulling no punches.

dizwire's tweet image. Holy shit, Mad Magazine 👏👏👏
Pulling no punches.
dizwire's tweet image. Holy shit, Mad Magazine 👏👏👏
Pulling no punches.
dizwire's tweet image. Holy shit, Mad Magazine 👏👏👏
Pulling no punches.
dizwire's tweet image. Holy shit, Mad Magazine 👏👏👏
Pulling no punches.


What a fucking asshole.

BREAKING: President Trump mocks Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, who has accused Trump's Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct, during a rally in Mississippi. nbcnews.to/2P0Erxr



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The FBI investigation of Brett Kavanaugh must include a review of his numerous untruthful statements in his previous testimony before Congress. Lying to Congress is a federal crime. Here are his statements that appear to not be true: (1/x)


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If you're angry and ready for change, there's a concrete way to fight back: help candidates with progressive values win their elections on November 6th. Here are some excellent @runforsomething-endorsed candidates who deserve your support:


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Lying to Congress is a federal crime. The FBI must examine the veracity of Kavanaugh’s statements under oath in addition to the sexual assault allegations against him. Kavanaugh's truthfulness with the Senate goes to the very heart of whether he should be confirmed to the court.

SenSanders's tweet image. Lying to Congress is a federal crime.

The FBI must examine the veracity of Kavanaugh’s statements under oath in addition to the sexual assault allegations against him. Kavanaugh's truthfulness with the Senate goes to the very heart of whether he should be confirmed to the court.
SenSanders's tweet image. Lying to Congress is a federal crime.

The FBI must examine the veracity of Kavanaugh’s statements under oath in addition to the sexual assault allegations against him. Kavanaugh's truthfulness with the Senate goes to the very heart of whether he should be confirmed to the court.
SenSanders's tweet image. Lying to Congress is a federal crime.

The FBI must examine the veracity of Kavanaugh’s statements under oath in addition to the sexual assault allegations against him. Kavanaugh's truthfulness with the Senate goes to the very heart of whether he should be confirmed to the court.

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CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON BRETT!


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teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you’re an idiot


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President Trump forecasts violence if the Democrats win the mid-term elections. This, apparently, will come from the left wing But wouldn't the left be more upset if they LOST ? Surely WINNING would reduce their bloodlust... So, to assure a less violent America, vote Democrat


Wow, an egomaniac overstating his accomplishments. I wish I were shocked.

#APFactCheck: Trump boasted of poll numbers that showed 52 percent of all Americans approved of his performance in office, in spite of the "fake news media." No known poll exists showing such high ratings. apnews.com/aff9df1c6d234c…

apnews.com

AP FACT CHECK: Trump overstates his job performance ratings

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump is exaggerating the numbers when citing his overall job approval ratings.



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There's a lot going on right now—understatement of the year. The separation of families and the failure of the administration to reunite them has been eclipsed in the news in recent days, but these tragic circumstances persist. Here are some of the latest developments:


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It's been three weeks since the deadline for the administration to reunify families it separated at the border. Today, 565 children are still reportedly separated from their parents. #FamiliesBelongTogether


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BBC's Head of Comedy puts Monty Python's lack of originality down to a surfeit of education and racist bias Unfair ! We were remarkably diverse FOR OUR TIME We had three grammar-school boys, one a poof, and Gilliam, though not actually black, was a Yank. And NO slave-owners


I miss soft cheese.


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In the MoonPie cinematic universe all the people from the moon are like really hot


Cover your shame harlots! _ maternity shirt makers. You can drape my beachball in fabric, but you'll never take my freeeeeedoooooom.


I concede to @colinmtilley that Raisin Bran Crunch is superior to OG Raisin Bran.


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Shout out to early adopters and by early adopters I mean all three of our followers.


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