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DAMMIT INFERNAL MACHINE.

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Ladies -- you're entering a crystal cavern and you see this gorgeous guy pondering his orb. How do you open?

RequineGG's tweet image. Ladies -- you're entering a crystal cavern and you see this gorgeous guy pondering his orb. How do you open?

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uh oh! due to a mix-up at the wizard factory they've accidentally sent four separate field technicians to service your scrying crystal. on this auspicious #wizardwednesday , who do you permit into your sanctum, Yugon Winterbeard, Skork the Screech, Tremulous Dan, or Gāzo of Thon?

occultomundi's tweet image. uh oh! due to a mix-up at the wizard factory they've accidentally sent four separate field technicians to service your scrying crystal. on this auspicious #wizardwednesday , who do you permit into your sanctum, Yugon Winterbeard, Skork the Screech, Tremulous Dan, or Gāzo of Thon?
occultomundi's tweet image. uh oh! due to a mix-up at the wizard factory they've accidentally sent four separate field technicians to service your scrying crystal. on this auspicious #wizardwednesday , who do you permit into your sanctum, Yugon Winterbeard, Skork the Screech, Tremulous Dan, or Gāzo of Thon?
occultomundi's tweet image. uh oh! due to a mix-up at the wizard factory they've accidentally sent four separate field technicians to service your scrying crystal. on this auspicious #wizardwednesday , who do you permit into your sanctum, Yugon Winterbeard, Skork the Screech, Tremulous Dan, or Gāzo of Thon?
occultomundi's tweet image. uh oh! due to a mix-up at the wizard factory they've accidentally sent four separate field technicians to service your scrying crystal. on this auspicious #wizardwednesday , who do you permit into your sanctum, Yugon Winterbeard, Skork the Screech, Tremulous Dan, or Gāzo of Thon?

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Me dropping my scrolls and ancient tomes by the sexy warlocks locker so he will help me pick them up

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i found a cool crystal ball with black claw legs in a Halloween display at the store the other day and i looked at the tag and it said "Martha Stewart Collection" and i just lost my shit thinking about Martha Sterwart using a wizard's orb for her dark bidding


Lemon magic for @Lemonslimespea1

"Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet. But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat (or reach)." Lemon Tree, Irene Hoppenberg, Lincoln Park (click for full view)

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But the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat (or reach)."

Lemon Tree, Irene Hoppenberg, Lincoln Park
(click for full view)


My school looked nothing like this, except for the shade

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Whats the best wizard caster, staff wand or orb


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I’m still thinking about those wizard owls


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He then closes with yet another joke about death, perplexing some, and just plain scaring most of the kids. He sits down, finally.


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Fellas, we got a leak

Neon lights > All other lights

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one pimmagram of orb oil can be exchanged for one hundred gold coins at the super illegal wizard market


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Turquoise-Nippled Muscular Lamp Shade Wizard #LampShade

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not enough orbs these days.


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