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@wonblob

crisis actor, roomba dad

At Petco and the guy in line behind me asked me to shit on him a while ago


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My wife’s Dad is such a bad kisser


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Basic Costco members should not be allowed to look Executive Members in the eyes


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juuls were designed in such a way that if you reach a point where you actively have 2 of them on hand they resemble the twin towers and visually signal to you that something has been or is about to be lost

jms_tny's tweet image. juuls were designed in such a way that if you reach a point where you actively have 2 of them on hand they resemble the twin towers and visually signal to you that something has been or is about to be lost

I’ve been experimenting with wearing my seat belt less, very liberating and would recommend to my friends!


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Taylor Swift makes music for people whose personality is Going To Target and I love that for her and them. I hope they are enjoying a cake pop today


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A highly skilled bank robber is the archetype of man I am most attracted to. Which probably isn’t good and indicates something wrong with me. But if I’ll be honest I’m not interested in healing it.


Sorry but “raw is law” is an insane phrase to co-opt from the bareback/cum pig/bbbh community to talk about eating whatever the fuck this is

Raw meat plate for dinner: raw ground beef, sliced ribeye steak. Served with white rice + sautéed mushrooms topped with raw bone marrow. Raw is law.

ilylumii's tweet image. Raw meat plate for dinner: raw ground beef, sliced ribeye steak. Served with white rice + sautéed mushrooms topped with raw bone marrow. 

Raw is law.


me (about to cum): ohhh oh fuck I’m about to digivolve


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My neighbors just had a baby! Heating up the cube

alexqarbuckle's tweet image. My neighbors just had a baby! Heating up the cube

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Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.

ShawnGarrett's tweet image. Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.

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don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)


My name is lowkey kind of dumb


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Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap

randomrecruiter's tweet image. Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap

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Apparently a “Rorschach test” is just a bunch of drawings of me being molested


Why do tweakers always have great bodies


The lead singer of this band owns a historic recording studio near me and it’s been speculated he recently had it filled with tires and set it on fire to collect the insurance money for it

Worst song ever made



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Sexual assault rifle


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