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i have a clown called clobo but we don't talk about her

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starting a thread of things kids say to me bc it's undeniably the best part of being a teacher


genuinely overwhelmed by how perfect he looks. it's too much

wormbender's tweet image. genuinely overwhelmed by how perfect he looks. it's too much
wormbender's tweet image. genuinely overwhelmed by how perfect he looks. it's too much

HELLO SINGAPOREANS! WHY ARE WE NOT WAITING FOR PPL TO COME OUT OF THE MRT BEFORE BARGING IN ANYMORE! IS THERE A SECRET I DON'T KNOW


i failed my driver's test within 2 minutes of starting. tonkotsu ramen

wormbender's tweet image. i failed my driver's test within 2 minutes of starting. tonkotsu ramen

they're playing the piano instrumental of pink pony club on singapore airlines


i have a theatre degree and i'm mega employed 😇😇😇😇

Okay there's a lot to unpack here

iammushu's tweet image. Okay there's a lot to unpack here
iammushu's tweet image. Okay there's a lot to unpack here


the lioness does not concern herself with calls from unsaved numbers and the voicemails they leave behind


watching wuxia with your parents is incredibly funny i encourage it my dad: can't get over how fake the wigs are my mum: who's that what's happening why are they doing that


i'm stage managing a halloween event on the 31st but like... can i still be sue sylvester


watched this and immediately got off my ass to buy her concert ticket see u in december

.@DojaCat performing ‘AAAHH MEN’ for the first time ever on #SNL.



she is going through maga tradwife flavoured psychosis

Taylor Swift unveils alternate cover for ‘The Life of A Showgirl’, available for 24 hours. 'Alone In My Tower' version with "The Fate of Ophelia (Alone In My Tower Version)" and "Eldest Daughter (Now You’re Home Version)".

chartdata's tweet image. Taylor Swift unveils alternate cover for ‘The Life of A Showgirl’, available for 24 hours.

'Alone In My Tower' version with "The Fate of Ophelia (Alone In My Tower Version)" and "Eldest Daughter (Now You’re Home Version)".


student found out i also like kpop and very excitedly told me her fave group is blackpink. i told many lies today


things i did today at my grown up job as a grown up teacher 1. fell off a spinny chair, backwards 2. got shamed by a student for being single 3. ate a chocolate cupcake in the lift 4. remembered all my students' names and said "i'm so good at this you guys"


just saw a rat run into raffles girls school


the level of chronically single i've reached: i wear my younger sister's ex-boyfriend's shirts


shoutout to my dad for ripping lily allen's alright still album and putting it on my ipod nano no questions asked i should not have been listening to all that at 8 years old but i believe i'm better for it 🫶


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