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I need my space.

Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya?


His mom spaghetti 🔥

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How it feels when the coffee lid say you won a free donut


a.m. stands for ante meridiem and p.m. stands for post meridiem.


When they found a dinosaur in amber and it had feathers so Chicken Run is a more accurate depiction of dinosaurs than Jurassic Park

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Wtf? Helga had a unibrow?

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You guys think America is divided now just wait until next election when we gotta choose between hologram tupac and a bad luck brian meme


Grandma: Come over Me: sorry rocko's modern life is on Grandma: I made hard tack candy Me:

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Me: sorry rocko's modern life is on
Grandma: I made hard tack candy
Me:

An 11 year old girl named the dwarf planet Pluto.


There's a spider in Brazil whose bites can cause an erection that lasts for hours.


The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".


Anne Frank, Martin Luther King Jr., and Barbara Walters were born in the same year.


When someone says your pet is fat

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If the sun were the size of a white blood cell then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States.


King Tutankhamun's penis was mummified erect.


More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.


The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet.


Coffee was originally called "Arabic Wine" when it was first brought to Europe.


Russia didn't consider beer to be alcohol until 2011. It was previously classified as a soft drink.


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