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things wormstein would do as a boyfriend ◠‿◠

Finding out zebras been using your strawberry shampoo to wash his mane


Putting cat in the oven because he won't shut the hell up


Gas mask being all sentimental and emotional with you and you look at him confused like " I just asked you if you wanted a drink "


Telling cat you are ready to start a family but he replies "lol ur not Michael Clifford though"


Pig returning home with packets of bacon "I helped my fellow brothers &sisters out you are free my loved ones go"


Zebra confessing his love making you cry but then you realise he is talking to his food


Accidently knocking gas masks mask off so he suffocates and dies


Dressing cat up in baby clothes because you can


Going to a farm to meet pigs family but Noones home ... They aren't bacon now or so he thinks


@PigWormstein cat randomly followed this account , your turn 🌚


Cat putting your children in a shoe box because they are getting on his nerves


Cat getting down on one knee, a tear falling down your face because it was finally happening. But he starts playing with your shoelace


Having to cover pigs eyes whenever you walk past the meat section in supermarkets


Shouting "oh look it's your family " at zebra when you walk across a zebra crossing


Frying cats nipples of when he gets cocky


Pig getting upset because you called him a filthy animal


Shaving all cats fur off while he sleeps because he thinks he's manly


Cat clawing your eyes out because you breathed


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