Sam Claussen
@writeclaussen
Fortunate father, humble husband, and weary writer from Des Moines, Iowa. #WordArt “Happy mountain daddy likey.”— Shia Labeouf, Even Steven’s
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Where you can read my work— Book Worms Vol. 1: Ms. Sheridan’s Window Book Worms Vol. 2: Sardines Reckoning 7: The Split in Half Lumberjacks (poem) Still of Winter: The Yule Log Fire So many rejections but I hope to have more good news to share soon! Keep #Writing #writers
#WetDay AND an #Eclipse on the same day? This is how religions start! @ComedyBangBang
I’ve been accepting them all for years, from every single fucking website I’ve gone to— Where are all my god-DAMNED #COOKIES?!? 😡🤬🍪😲😮💨😩😏 #emptypromises #CookieClassAction #AcceptAllCookies
It’s high time we put the #SAINT back in #ValentinesDay. Remember to kiss your priest.
Someone needs to warn the little boy in this nursery rhyme book that the wool is not worth his soul…wool isn’t even that expensive! I don’t want to gain the whole wool and lose my soul #BaBa #BlackSheep #DancingwiththeDevilinthePaleMoonlight #crossroads #WoolFool
“Hes been mauled by a bear! Has anyone called emergency services?!” Me ordering my #dominoes emergency pizza: “On it!”
#writers What work of #fiction do you think has helped improve your #writing? Who do you suggest other #authors read to learn from and marvel at. #WritingCommunity #amwriting #BookTwitter
#SpiderBro got all set up in my #Croc like “This catch is gonna be huge 😎” Released him outside cuz I like that spirit, and fuck these fuckin pavement ants.
My simple solution to all this #Canadawildfires smoke the #govt just lets FLOW over the border: Turn the wind turbines North; repel the enemy.
ATTENTION HUMANITY: Civilization experiment has failed. Return to the caves.
Ship Captain: “Aye, and we will call this the poop deck.” Sailors: “Why?” Captain, currently shitting his pants : “…” #maritimelaw #ahoy #salty #joke
I was honored to have my first pro-rate short story in Book Worms Vol. 1, and now I’ll have my second in Volume 2! You’ll be able to read “Sardines,” a camp horror story, in their upcoming summer issue. #amwriting #horror #amreading Volume 1: etsy.com/listing/143037…
“Now she was alive; was doing, was being, was at last herself and complete.” Rosemary’s Baby—Ira Levin #WordArt #amreading #horror #Writer
Teachers back in the day when they had a left-handed child, instead of just encouraging use of the right hand: “Bind him.”
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