Swampman J Onwuka
@writejonwuka
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SUMANGURU! IS! AVAILABLE! Adventure stories! RPG thoughts! Wild settings! Sweet action! We've got it all! Contributions by @oogew, @pixelsandpins, @Brock_toon, and @kthorjensen! Info on how to get it in the thread:
Just posted the raw audio of my upcoming video "Magic(k) and D&D" to my patreon, go subscribe to the patreon if you want to check it out, check it out on the patreon, it's on the patreon patreon.com/nearzone
BROKE: "is a hot dog a sandwich?" discourse WOKE: "is Godzilla a dragon?" discourse
You heard about the guy from Sumer who got drowned during a night of watersports? Yeah his name is Utnapissedin
These fucking alligators are onto something with this gatorade shit boy
Reminder: go check this big damn video I did on the #DnD Soul Trade: youtube.com/watch?v=FWiTfF…
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The Soul Trade (Dungeons & Dragons Lore)
Coke Vanilla in a glass, cigar lit up, ready to talk to my friends on the Intellectual Dark Web
Love getting messages to reconcile my student loan debt like "you originally had to pay X but now if you just get us $20,000 we'll be settled, cool?" and here's me like "where the fuck did I put that $20,000 I knew I had that shit yesterday"
Shaking my protein shake under my desk for months to condition the office before I pull a Toobin
The world lost a true icon today. If you grew up loving wrestling in the 80s or 90s, you grew up loving his work. RIP Reggie Parks
*guy who has four daughters all named Sharon but he always fucks up typing stuff at the last second* my sharona
*tune of "20th Century Fox"* She said DUN DUN Hickory Dickory Dock She said DUN DUN Hickory Dickory Dock Strike one, strike two The mouse - runs up - the clock She said Hickory Dickory Dock oh yeah-eah-eah
Gonna do a bunch of tweets today. They are all new* tweets.
This was a good one for all my ancient Egypt heads
Did you hear that the Egyptian god Osiris was a vampire? Yeah they called him the lord of the djed.
Gotta announce a milestone: FIRST PATRON!!! *airhorns* we're on our way! Getting into the grindset etc etc
FINALLY the third part of the Intro to the History of the Blood War is LIVE! This one is all about breaking down what exactly alignment means in #DnD. Thanks to the fantastic @thirdsecond for producing this video. youtube.com/watch?v=f_Xta4…
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Intro to the History of the Blood War, part 3/3: Alignment
REMINDER: If you're for a huge and super-thorough video on the Soul Trade in Dungeons & Dragons, this is the one you want (sorry @AJPickett1) #DnD youtube.com/watch?v=FWiTfF…
Did you hear that the Egyptian god Osiris was a vampire? Yeah they called him the lord of the djed.
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