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Prior tweet not intended for this account. Please disregard. That said, watch the video before the movie ruins G.I. Joe for us all.
What better time to revisit one of the earliest of memes? Best of G.I. Joe PSAs http://bit.ly/zd1GB
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The Sand Diego Comic-Con originated in 1874 and was organized with the sole purpose of seceeding from the United States and joining Canada
Although the moon landing 40 years ago was faked, it was only because no one thought to announce the actual landing the previous year.
In an effort to remain modern and relevant in the age of the internet, Pink Eye has decided to change it's name to 'Pynkai'.
Details changed translating 'Jaws' from book to film: Took place on Long Island; Hooper a rascally St. Bernard; Shark had inner monologue
Unless clearly marked, any borrowed item in possession of the deceased is entombed with them for enjoyment in the eternal paradise of Aaru
RT @chocobrown When a person dies what happens to the things they've borrowed? Do they become property of the deceased by default?
Transformers you won't see in the sequel: Slugfist; Huffy; Scaborous; Terrance
Until the publication of 'The Satanic Verses', Salman Rushdie was best known for his minor role on the TV sitcom 'Cheers'.
Newly announced iPhone features: Salt and Pepper shakers; Pretentious T-Shirt Detector; Philosopher/Activist Cornel West
'Late Night' host Conan O'Brien has committed the entire collected works of Shakespeare to memory in their original Klingon.
RT@Strabismus Q:Where do you get these wonderful answers? A:A small village North of Honshu, Japan-They're cheap as their economy's in ruins
RT @Strabismus Q:If I were trapped in a room filled up to my neck with honey & I was wearing a hat what would my name rhyme with?
If confirmed, Judge Sonia Sotomayor would be the first Female Latina Single Tattooed Pyromaniacal Double-Amputee in Supreme Court History.
RT@chocobrown Q:So what do we do bout gitmo prisoners? A:According to Future History textbooks, we eventually teach them to mime their hate
RT @chocobrown Q:Can a small mantis take down a man? A:Yes, but as it can only fire small caliber weapons, the man is likely to survive.
Before he got his own show, satirist Stephen Colbert worked as an ironic waiter, a witty pizza delivery man, and a sardonic landscaper.
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