incorrect caskett quotes
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incorrect quotes from #caskett | things kate beckett & richard castle would or should have said | DMs are open for submissions | @Castle_ABC | owner: @brucexnat
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Martha: why are you naked? Castle: i don't have any clothes to wear. Martha, opening his closet: you have lots of cloths. you have this sweater, these pants, hello Katherine, this t-shirt, these shorts...
Beckett: valentine's day is just a stupid corporate holiday made up to make more money and shame single people. Castle: Beckett, will you be my valentine? Beckett: okay, maybe valentine's day isn't so bad.
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Beckett: you're right. Castle: Castle: what did you just say? Beckett: don't make me say it again.
Castle, drunk: THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT THERE! Beckett: wife. Castle: EVEN BETTER!
Beckett: i don’t like physical affection. Castle: hey Kate! Beckett: suddenly, i want to be hugged.
*Castle and Beckett walking in the rain* Castle: i feel like that guy in that movie. Beckett: ... Babe, please don’t. Castle: *hangs on a street lantern and falls off* Castle: this never happened.
Castle: can you cut me some slack? i’m sort of in love. Beckett: i’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Castle: i’m in love with you. Beckett: *blushes* oh. that brings me in the loop a little.
Castle: i’ve made a power point presentation highlighting all the reasons i love you. Beckett: you could have just said “happy anniversary”. Castle: oh so you don’t want to see it then? Beckett: woah wait i didn’t say that.
Beckett: you need to take care of yourself. Castle: no. i need to take care of you.
Castle: what was the happiest moment of your life? Beckett: when you kissed me back.
Castle: what comes up but never comes down? Beckett: the amount of stress you bring me.
Castle: i'll wait for you. Beckett: why? Castle: because that's what people do when they're in love. Castle: they wait.
Beckettt: since when is babysitting you guys my job? Castle: Ryan: Esposito:
Beckett: you look good in that hoodie. Castle: you know where else i'd look good? Beckett, zero hesitation: my bed. Castle, at the same time: by you're side- wait, what?
Beckett: i think I'm just gonna take a little coffee break, i haven't had a cup since 10 am. Castle: Honey, it's 10:05 am. Beckett, pouring coffee: sorry, what did you say?
Castle, to Beckett: if i make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all i need. Castle: not all this "how did you get into my house" business.
Beckett, rushing in late to dinner: *blushing* sorry, i’m late. i got caught up doing things. Castle, coming up behind her fixing the buttons on his shirt: i got caught up doing things, too. *smirks* Martha: hey! Thing 1 and Thing 2… take a seat, the food is getting cold.
Beckett and Castle: *bickering* Ryan: it's not fun when mom and dad fight, right? Esposito: if they get a divorce, i wanna go with mom.
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