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The robot vacuum is my favorite level up from 2025 and has 200% changed my life and anxiety about my home being clean. I’m a different human when I feel cozy at home.


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Fire Kristi Noem.


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Still crying about Tika the Iggy, hbu?


Still sobbing over the ST ending. I believe 😭


Your jeep looked cool until I saw all those damn ducks


detailed my car so hard the last two days and I just come back out to the car after the grocery store to a fresh scratch from somebody else. What the fuck. 🥲🥲🥲


Let dem boys cooooooooook sheesh 😮‍💨 new album is gas yall ⛽️ @lettucefunk


I love my friends, how’d I get so damn lucky 🥹🥹🥹


The way some of yall simp so hard for people chronically online and posting their every move and thought IS SO WEIRD. how did yall normalize this?????????


“Music has a way of finding you, even in the darkest places.”


The @pterrys @BiscoffCookies cookie butter milkshake goes awwwfffff 🤤🤤🤤


Having chronic migraines is so not it. Even better when your RX isn’t working to relieve it 😵‍💫 send me love pls and thx I am pain


I’m begging you all to find a shred of your personality that doesn’t revolve around your obsession with music and festivals.


If toll pass scanners can catch my car going 85 mph down the highway. I wanna know why grocery scanners make me swipe the damn thing 45 times moving at the speed of a tortoise before it will register.


ain’t no better feeling on a Monday than paying off credit cards and $0 interest 😮‍💨 pay your shit off monthly folks. stop giving the banks and billionaires YOUR money.


Th*nksgiving decorations are so out of touch. I'm not talking leaves and “hello fall” stuff… I mean something that specifically says the word. Get a grip people.


Wowww Black Rabbit was a ride from beginning to end.


I was DJing at the pool today and one of my friends had the audacity to ask for a song request and I just want to say: I’m a great DJ and they should be thankful that I have such great music taste😤🤪 also OK I love you and trust you. Also, what is it?


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