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I've seen this before

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NBA Youngboy and Birdman “From The Bayou 2” artwork 😳 How’s it looking🤔

ReddCinema's tweet image. NBA Youngboy and Birdman “From The Bayou 2” artwork 😳 How’s it looking🤔


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Only a few minutes left..goodbye everyone, take care🫂🫂.


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Video games are a healthier use of time than social media scrolling.

What controversial health opinion will have you in this position?

FitFounder's tweet image. What controversial health opinion will have you in this position?


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Savinho for Manchester City: 60 Matches 4 Goals ASS CRAQUE 💫💫💫

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60 Matches
4 Goals

ASS CRAQUE 💫💫💫

Zlatan: "The difference between Messi and Ronaldo is that interviewers tell Messi he's the GOAT, while Ronaldo tells the interviewer that he's the GOAT."

xap_authi's tweet image. Zlatan: "The difference between Messi and Ronaldo is that interviewers tell Messi he's the GOAT, while Ronaldo tells the interviewer that he's the GOAT."

🚨🏆 Cristiano: “It’s NOT a dream for me to win the World Cup. To define what?”. “To define if I’m one of the best in history? To win one competition with six or seven games?”. “You think it’s fair?”, told @PiersUncensored.

FabrizioRomano's tweet image. 🚨🏆 Cristiano: “It’s NOT a dream for me to win the World Cup. To define what?”.

“To define if I’m one of the best in history? To win one competition with six or seven games?”.

“You think it’s fair?”, told @PiersUncensored.


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🚨 WATCH: I asked a transgender protester in an “Eat The Rich” costume what she thinks of George Soros. “My favorite rich person to eat would probably be Elon Musk.” I followed up: “What happens to all the jobs if all the billionaires disappear?” “I think we’d have better…


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so real

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Men in their twenties.

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Adulting is when you feel ashamed of asking money from your parents.


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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.


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“first this season to win it twice” Y’all will learn to respect Caicedo by fire by force

A dominant midfield display 💪 You voted @ChelseaFC's Moises Caicedo as Player of the Matchweek, he's the first this season to win it twice!



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Difference between online comments and reality


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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.


Some songs will just remind you that one day you'll die, and the world will move on like nothing happened 💔🙂

This scene from the Miami Vice pilot in 1984. Crockett, Tubbs, and Phil Collins driving through the Miami night--No dialogue. Just music and mood.



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This scene from the Miami Vice pilot in 1984. Crockett, Tubbs, and Phil Collins driving through the Miami night--No dialogue. Just music and mood.


We might witness the funniest shit in history, and the best part about it is black man doing it in Germany

Statement W secured 🔒 Bayern München's perfect start to 2025/26 continues 👏 #UCL

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Bayern München's perfect start to 2025/26 continues 👏

#UCL


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Africans should normalize assassinating presidents.


Close enough

happy halloween

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