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I party like it's 1999, since 1999!

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Some gender reveal parties reveal more than the baby’s gender, like the parents’ IQ...


Cuteness is a weapon.


Let’s just call Facebook for what it is, Karenbook. It is the largest social media website for Karens.


Everyone is spending more on food and supplies, on average twice as much as before.


Every month in this year has been a complete disaster, I can’t even imagine what will happen in April.


Weekly instacart deliveries should be free for anyone over 60.


Socks are the new business casual shoes.


Panic begets panic! #pandemic2020


Sugar is more bad than good.


Every generation likes to reinvent the wheel for their own era.


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Shazam but for Feelings.


Win or lose, you’ll always fight again.


You don’t need to catfish people anymore because we have Facetune.


It will be all be okay, if you let it be.


There is more unsaid about a story than ever said...


It’s funny until it’s not, then it’s funny cause it’s true.


Just because you make yourself laugh does not make you a comedian.


Food delivery services are changing the restaurant landscape just like Amazon changed the retail.


The Information Age turned into the Era of Outage.


Live your life, not a lie.


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