b-bailey
@y_eliab
are they...you know.....?
Potrebbero piacerti
Im Cordial As Fuck i say Please ans Thank you Most Often
why she keep calling my phone speaking sexually
this is my bible
Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!
I refuse to believe that this stuff doesn't matter to a lot of voters
Yes I fucked your girl bro but I was just paying homage you inspired me big dawg
The masculine urge to bleed out and drink 2 beers and listen to Steely Dan here and drunk drive with a 6mg Zyn in while Steely Dan plays and bleed out here!
saw big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes acting like he’s me
I would never put on a baby voice to talk to a baby I don’t want the baby to think I am tacky/derivative.
Reframing embarrassing myself as living shamelessly
I Looked Non Binary Af Last Night. I Was Scared! I Couldnt Change It. 😭
they should let me go inside everyones house just to see
Experience Historical Elegance Each morning, savor a skillfully prepared breakfast. Guest may opt to dine at a private or shared table in our bright and airy parlor. In the evening enjoy o🙆
commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on a picture of my ex, his wife, and their two beautiful children in front of the christmas tree
Got too high and tried to do research
we’re cooking up increasingly obscure thesis titles at the woke factory just to piss you off
how it feels when everyone likes the baked good you made
United States Tendenze
- 1. Epstein N/A
- 2. Jay Z N/A
- 3. Pusha N/A
- 4. #OPLive N/A
- 5. Iron Lung N/A
- 6. Marina N/A
- 7. #VERZUZ N/A
- 8. Izzo N/A
- 9. Podz N/A
- 10. Pistons N/A
- 11. #questpit N/A
- 12. Bill Gates N/A
- 13. Michael Watts N/A
- 14. #GoBlue N/A
- 15. #DragRace N/A
- 16. Hanoi Jane N/A
- 17. Hield N/A
- 18. Jokic N/A
- 19. Mike Will N/A
- 20. Fears N/A
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