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i need to give head and i need to make it sound like someone is repeatedly cocking a broken shotgun under a blanket in the next room
some of you have never watched a herd of cows walk in perfect unison and it shows
who thought it was a good idea to give the girl who thought 400 followers was basically the upper limit of what anyone could/should have a ton of followers. who am i. who are my friends. who wants to listen to me whine. who have i talked with before. who wants to follow @yarikapi
each tweet i send writes the future. its a hit. big account rt. 400 followers. guest on a stream. making a podcast with 2 other twitter dudes. suddenly, it flops. 0 interactions. back to /tttt/. going insane on top of this mountain. not seeing any other person for 3 more years.
if you walk around the 9/11 memorial museum long enough, you'll find "Start NG+" carved on a brick. touch it, and you will wake up in middle of afghanistan circa 1996. and this time around there will be anti aircraft guns that look like red phantoms on top of the north tower.
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that's it bro they're tying me to a thousand firecrackers and launching me in into the orbit
i was playing quake and the anarki bot called me railbait and i got aroused #facts
thank you to all the kind oomfies, things DID turn out okay c:
another night of navigating to ~/pictures/4chan/tttt/posters/degen/crying and petting every jpg on the head with my cursor... or, "what the fuck", as my therapist likes to call it
WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isnt working either, but thats OK, because youre great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "tgirl cum."
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