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@yourpalwill

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With Cali, Mass., Maine & Nevada legalising weed, the election isn't the only half-baked outcome in the US right now #Trump #Elections2016


I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president. #trumpwins #USElection2016 #Trump #RIPAmerica #Election2016


9/11 Never forget 11/9 Always regret #ElectionNight #RIPAmerica #Trump


While it's a shame that we've ended up with Trump, at least it means that Global Warming doesn't exist any more, hurray! #USElection2016


I think I rolled outta bed on the wrong planet #ElectionDay


I guess you could say he TRUMPED the opposition ha ha ha #ElectionNight


This outcome has been predicted for a long time. "The future's bright, the future's Orange."


I think I'm gonna become a part-time rapper under the alias of "Behind Bars". It's a perfect blend of wit, entendre and street crime.


Being an artistic fetishist, I go hard in the paint


Got myself some nice new shoes. Unfortunately they're a bit tight around the toes. If I were a rapper, I'd be Pinchy Strider.


If I was stabbed each time I've heard "Happy New Year" this morning, I'd fortunately be dead by now.


.@HarvesterUK Managed to make it in time for a light breakfast with @TakesTheChris

yourpalwill's tweet image. .@HarvesterUK Managed to make it in time for a light breakfast with @TakesTheChris
yourpalwill's tweet image. .@HarvesterUK Managed to make it in time for a light breakfast with @TakesTheChris

Being stood up at a restaurant must be so hu-meal-iating.


Just got roped into a monthly Greenpeace donation because the lass on the end of the phone sounded cute


"I'm begging of you, please don't take my man."

yourpalwill's tweet image. "I'm begging of you, please don't take my man."

If I was any good at pottery, I'd emboss everything with "Made out of China", just for the irony.


The gym times over Christmas are abysmal. Less jingle bells and more dumbbells I say


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