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what do boyfriends want for their birthday if they already have video games and boy food



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One of my favorites birds to photograph, especially in fall, is the Blue Jay! Most birders tend to ignore them, but I think they're beautiful! And smart! 💙🖤💙 #Bluejay #CentralPark #birdcpp

Above96th's tweet image. One of my favorites birds to photograph, especially in fall, is the Blue Jay! Most birders tend to ignore them, but I think they're beautiful! And smart! 💙🖤💙 #Bluejay #CentralPark #birdcpp

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It turns out being super racist and cynically bringing up 9/11 at every turn wasn’t the best way to win the hearts of New York City voters


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i love my country new york


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you have your way, and i have my Way, 109:6. it’s forbidden to force people into islam. there are extremists of course, as there are in every religion. but they don’t represent the true message of islam. your inability to research shows your own lack of intelligence.


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Wait, so Trump threatens to illegally invade NY if @ZohranKMamdani wins, and your response is to say we better give Trump what he wants? You may be a weak Trump-appeasing coward but New Yorkers aren’t. Enjoy losing to Zohran this week!


I'VE BEEN BLASTING GOLDEN SINCE I WOKE UP

We’re going up up up its mamdani



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A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

NewYorker's tweet image. A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

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so now that Zohran Mamdani has officially been declared NYC mayor for those that said they’d move if he won ima need yall to pack yall shit and be out by the end of the week deadass!!


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inshallah tonight will be a big night for white boys who love saying inshallah


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favorite part about this article: i have never referred to myself as a hot girl for zohran, the new york post just decided to bestow that honor on me

‘Hot Girl for Zohran’ gets mercilessly trolled for failing to recognize legendary actor: ‘Inconceivable!’ trib.al/8NS7vLr

nypost's tweet image. ‘Hot Girl for Zohran’ gets mercilessly trolled for failing to recognize legendary actor: ‘Inconceivable!’ trib.al/8NS7vLr


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no man could relate to these WHAT

no man could relate to these mitski lyrics

mountbellyache's tweet image. no man could relate to these mitski lyrics


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“SNAP going away which means pussy about to be $40 again” Yall not embarrassed that you are so repulsive to ppl that the only way you can HOPE to get somebody to touch you is by exploiting them potentially starving?


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Books found in bookstore

Must be a funny coincidence that on his Halloween photo op in a bookstore, Mamdani took not one but two “candid” shots in front of Palestine-related books.

TaliGoldsheft's tweet image. Must be a funny coincidence that on his Halloween photo op in a bookstore, Mamdani took not one but two “candid” shots in front of Palestine-related books.
TaliGoldsheft's tweet image. Must be a funny coincidence that on his Halloween photo op in a bookstore, Mamdani took not one but two “candid” shots in front of Palestine-related books.


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The difference is children’s tv is heavily regulated and made as child friendly as possible and giving a 6 year old open access to the world wide web and all the horrors and brain rot that comes with it.


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This is his wife but ok

erewhonsmoothie's tweet image. This is his wife but ok

Sydney Sweeney at New York Fashion Week if Zohran becomes Mayor

dogeofficialceo's tweet image. Sydney Sweeney at New York Fashion Week if Zohran becomes Mayor


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How did he get no bitches

cartoonybloomy's tweet image. How did he get no bitches
cartoonybloomy's tweet image. How did he get no bitches

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So apparently there was a Pomni costume on The Price is Right for Halloween, which blows my mind in another weird "full circle" kind of way; half the reason the Caine voice came to be is because I watched this show a lot when I was a toddler

AlexRochonVA's tweet image. So apparently there was a Pomni costume on The Price is Right for Halloween, which blows my mind in another weird "full circle" kind of way; half the reason the Caine voice came to be is because I watched this show a lot when I was a toddler

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This man plays lady Gaga and his pet cockatoo starts bumping to it

來自 Nitesh Singh

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Great Blue Heron at the Central Park Upper Lobe on Wednesday. #birdcpp

dana_mnyc's tweet image. Great Blue Heron at the Central Park Upper Lobe on Wednesday. #birdcpp

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Because that one lady posted about drinking coffee with her husband and people lost their minds.

Why is it so rare to see tweets about being in love? Yearning is nothing but desire collapsed on itself, a frittering of eros on the barren ground of lack. Where are the lovers, the obsessed, the people tearing sonnets out of their chests, the romantic unto death?



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