Zachary Adam
@zachattack85
I belong with you you belong with me your my sweet heart
Morgan Freeman doesn't narrate my life. Thanks Obama.
Light up shoes aren't in style anymore. Thanks Obama .
The automatic toilet flushes while im still on it. Thanks Obama.
My balls keep sticking to my legs. Thanks Obama.
Losing my tan already. Thanks Obama.
GOOD MORNING! Know why it's a good morning? COLLEGE. FOOTBALL. IS. BACK.
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Ain't no need to use proper English. This ain't Englishland, it's Merica. We speak Merican.
If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small tits.
I may not be the best lookin or the smartest and not the most popular. But I promise I'm the nicest and the most loyal guy you'll ever meet.
There ain't no such thing as too much bacon. Merica.
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