Twitters last valuable function for me is the insight it gives me into how mentally retarded straight guys are

Oh my god dude



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Caring too much only fucks you over.


Oomfs tweets after our brief hang out: Other people make me sick to my stomach.


Loud chopped sigh


Loud chopped sigh


Loud chopped sigh


Loud chopped sigh


Loud chopped sigh


Loud chopped sigh


New poem I've been working on: I hope you and your disgusting Kid-bodied girlfriend Get hit by a bus


GIVE ME MY TESTOSTERONE TEST RESULTS NOW @4CYTEPATHOLOGY


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The year is 2029. Albo has made pedophile-run daycare for my 4 year old mandatory. 60% of my total salary goes to super/HECS. My rental is the local Ogalo's (at nighttime only) where I sleep behind the counter while defending it against various APEX-like gangs.


Reading the goon article on my curved monitor at work in full view of 20 other people


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She Wellbutrin me to keep me vegetable


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