andi barker
@zedubode
vascular surgeon. aka: i build bridges that will collapse in the foreseeable future. She/Her.
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My 3 y/o kept getting out of his seat at dinner & stubbed his toe twice. I asked, you know how you won’t stub your toe? He says, yeh, I’ll just walk backwards & it won’t happen. Touché, my sarcastic spawn.
walmart house music tonight: cranberries, dinosaur jr, the killers, & information society. 🤯
my 7 m/o woke up & I spotted a new purplish/reddish growth on his head. I inwardly panic, googling hemangiomas & baby skin growths. Just before I’m about to call pediatrician, my husband walks by & picks it off. Folks, It’s a dried raisin.
This time Covid be like in Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 1, wedding reception: “The ministry has fallen, the minister is dead. They’re coming. They’re coming”.
this is my first year playing Santa, and ooooo boy… this shit is for the birds.
pre-ordered x3 while preggo, must’ve kept forgetting that I had already checked that box. ah well….extra gifts! @BooksHonest @BlairBraverman
My husband said he wanted to scale back halloween decorations by 50%, so…long story short, he’s on his way to the store to pick up more black lights. Don’t try me today, muthafucka.
my mom just replied to my text with Thx & i’m not sure how I feel about that.
my mom scolded my 2 year old for breaking one of her candle holders, but my 2 month old retaliated and pooped on her. brother solidarity.
The first of many selfies. Welcome to our world, Felix McKinney Plunkett. ❤️
Today, a rando asked me if I was having twins. I didn’t want to make her feel bad, so I just lied and said yes. Win-win for everyone, right?
Little brother in DC presenting before Congress. ⭐️
I've been able to experience some really neat moments in this role. Watching @toby_barker present before Congress - even virtually - ranks as one of the top.
the truest of the true.
My toddler son loves Curious George....and the poor decision making on the part of that character makes me want to scream.
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