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the squeaky boat gets the greasy nut


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Be honest, are you free of guilt?

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The Sean Lock radio collection, comprising the complete 15 Minutes Of Misery and 15 Storeys High, is coming to digital download in April. bit.ly/3YhHOUx

BritComedyShop's tweet image. The Sean Lock radio collection, comprising the complete 15 Minutes Of Misery and 15 Storeys High, is coming to digital download in April. bit.ly/3YhHOUx

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tfw your code review is defeated by squares of pikemen


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We all have different areas of ignorance ...

How so many people get through life without understanding the need to close the toilet lid before flushing is beyond me 🤷



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The path to enlightenment is not always clear.

Hello Dr Karl why are you being attacked by nutters?



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This is the meanest thing the internet has EVER said to ANYONE, ever. And I’m available.

There will be many movies about the Trump regime. @MatthewLillard better get one of them.

RichardAllman18's tweet image. There will be many movies about the Trump regime. @MatthewLillard better get one of them.


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The BBC's website refers to my 'fury' I think my comments were quite measured and moderate So why would the BBC refer to them as my 'fury' ? Because it will get them a few more 'clicks' This sort of thing happens when marketing executives and tabloid journalists take charge


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I've been quoted $17,000 to bring Optic Fibre the last hundred metres to my house. And whenever it rains, the copper wire landline crackles so much it's unusable. But they won't fix the copper wire because I won't "need" it.

'Useful infrastructure', said PM Tony Abbott. 'Last mile', said PM Malcolm Turnbull. (the LSA is more commonly 2200 metres, and the drop-off curve of VDSL is steep, so bad luck for anyone on the last 600 metres of degraded copper.)



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I deal with the this the same I dealt with the sick children when I was a doctor in the Kids' Hospital. I'm just trying to make the world a better place - every day.

'Useful infrastructure', said PM Tony Abbott. 'Last mile', said PM Malcolm Turnbull. (the LSA is more commonly 2200 metres, and the drop-off curve of VDSL is steep, so bad luck for anyone on the last 600 metres of degraded copper.)



The bright side of death, for me, is that I will turn into oil and be used by the next species while they argue about climate change.


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20 years ago, I arrived New Zealand to begin filming "The Lord of the Rings." I joined the cast on January 10, 2000. During that time, I kept a journal, which today would be called a blog Perhaps you'll enjoy reading about those heady times: mckellen.com/cinema/lotr/99…


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"In Australia today, a political establishment, grown sclerotic and demented on its own fantasies, is facing a monstrous reality which it has neither the ability nor the will to confront," writes Richard Flanagan nyti.ms/37xOZgB


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Extensive bushfire smoke from #EastGippsland and southeastern #NSW has travelled over the #TasmanSea and is now affecting the south island of #NewZealand. Latest at ow.ly/w8DV50xKVkU


Finally some information straight from the source about what the ADF is doing rather than people throwing around random statements on twitter: news.defence.gov.au/national/defen…


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Silicosis is truly diabolical. Once a person is on supplemental oxygen, they rarely survive more than 2 years. In the early 1900s, in Sydney, the death rate for the Sewer Tunnelers was 75% after working for 2 years in the tunnels. This led to a Royal Commission. We then forgot.

Are Engineered stone tops the next asbestos?



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Information on ancient ice ages (more that 800,000 years ago)? Wikipedia is a start, with their article entitled "Ice Age". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_age

Are Engineered stone tops the next asbestos?



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I hate to get political on here, but if they're the Super Mario Bros, then isn't Mario their last name? So it's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario? Anyway, end farm subsidies.


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daughter: if you get old you'll die and won't be able to love me any more... is that a cat?


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Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual


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