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zephyr

@zephshe

Probably being too honest.

seeking sublet for my brain with potential to take over the lease


excellent gift idea for anyone who loves me to send to me ebay.com/itm/1159984625…


realllyyyyy itching to calibrate a Smart Board™ right now


isn't it kind of weird that all girl electronics are white and all boy electronics are black

zephshe's tweet image. isn't it kind of weird that all girl electronics are white and all boy electronics are black
zephshe's tweet image. isn't it kind of weird that all girl electronics are white and all boy electronics are black

do you think the churches around LA say “god wouldn’t cancel you”


I didn’t grow up with catholic guilt but I did go to the dentist


some of you didn’t have to share the womb and it shows


I like hinge cause every other man on there is trying to learn how to sew


sexy bitches love cilantro


zephyr reposted

Having a Cocteau twins summer where no one can understand what I say but those who choose to listen are enchanted


fully regret the time a year ago when I spent $50 on eight shitty pairs of Parade underwear instead of on one pair of Thinx


why is pulling out the lunch you packed for yourself at work so humiliating


Minneapolis taught me to love the slow burn


something that makes me sad is when you’re in a restaurant and u notice a family eating nearby and for some reason u find yourself drawn to them and then they leave without you realizing


excited to Have A Good Time and Maybe Cry Silently at @TigNotaro tonight


reading Dykes to Watch Out For everyday like it’s scripture


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