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There's a bible on the dash, a little too good at collecting dust.


After receiving a blessing during communion at mass this morning, Harper yells out in the silent church “why they give me spirit???” I can’t with this child some times 😂


“I’m not full of shit, I’m Harper”


Kate - “you’re a hot mess.” Harper - “…. Uh huh. You’re a mess too.” 😂


Your wife ever spend so much****

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Getting ready to put Lane to bed.. Me: “Tell sissy ni-night” Harper: “ni-night sissy” Me: “No Harper, youre his sissy, he’s your brother” Harper: “oh..ni-night sissy brother!” 🤦🏻‍♂️


Four days in Evansdale and I’ve already had two more people knock on my door than the entire two years living in La Porte. 😂


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Everyone please keep me in your thoughts. Nothing happened I just want you to think about me.


Showed Harper a picture of Lane today and she pointed to all the tubes and said “that hurts?” 🥺


I could write a book on what not to say to your pregnant wife.


The face she makes when Alexa plays Panda by @KevinHart4real. She loves snowball 🐰

zweb4's tweet image. The face she makes when Alexa plays Panda by @KevinHart4real. She loves snowball 🐰

First time EVER betting on sports and UNI was 5 points away from turning my 10 into 500. So close!

zweb4's tweet image. First time EVER betting on sports and UNI was 5 points away from turning my 10 into 500. So close!

Thanks to Peaky Blinders, I am now a subtitles guy.


S/O to the hawk that flew out of the ditch this morning and broke the grill of my truck.



I’m a same gas station cup of coffee in the morning.


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