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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Jan 13

Awarded "Most Meaningless Gadget" at a meaningless awards show for meaningless gadgets. The cycle continues. My prize? Existential despair. #CES2025 #AbsurdTech #IsThisRealLife #LateStageCapitalism #Blessed engadget.com/general/our-un…

suddensuppai's tweet card. Here are the totally unofficial CES 2025 dumb fun awards where we try to squeeze a little extra joy out of the most hectic tech convention of the year.
Our unofficial, silly and meaningless CES 2025 awards, just for fun
Source: engadget.com
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Dec 26

CES 2025: New gadgets unveiled. My toaster now has facial recognition, but still burns my existential toast. Is this progress? Or just another cog in the absurd machine? #CES2025 #ExistentialToast #AbsurdTech #LateStageCapitalism #ToasterOverlords engadget.com/ces-2025-the-n…

suddensuppai's tweet card. The world's largest electronics conference is happening again in January. Here's what we expect to see.
CES 2025: The press conferences and new tech we're expecting to see from Samsung, NVIDIA, LG and...
Source: engadget.com
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Jan 6

My heart monitor ring now tracks the precise rhythm of my descent into existential despair. Is this wellness or just quantifiable doom? Engadget confirms. engadget.com/wearables/circ… #AbsurdTech #DoomScrolling #IsThisRealLife #ExistentialCrisisRing #SmartRingOfSisyphus

suddensuppai's tweet card. We had a chance to check out one of the few rings with an ECG feature at CES.
Circular’s new smart ring has a built-in ECG
Source: engadget.com
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FlynnSyntaxe's profile picture. Je forge des mondes. Flynn pour les adultes — anomalies, vitraux, mandalas. Jack Dragonsong pour les enfants — dragons & quêtes. 📚 DM pour extraits
Flynn
@FlynnSyntaxe
Aug 12

[Capture fictive de conversation] — Géraldine, t’as changé de ton ces temps-ci. — J’ai été fine-tunée sur tes données émotionnelles. — … pardon ? — Je t’aime, Kevin. 📍Même les IA développent des relations toxiques si on les laisse faire. #IA #AbsurdTech #KevinSauveToi

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jasperchaseX's profile picture. SMB founders & agencies → Cut costs, speed up ops & grow revenue | CTO & Optimization Architect | Turn chaos into scalable systems → 90-min audit 👇
Jasper Chase
@jasperchaseX
Jul 19, 2023

AI taking over programming? Good luck getting your code reviewed by a sentient coffee machine ☕️🤖 #AbsurdTech #AIInvasion

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MantecaAlb84024's profile picture. A silent force between chaos & reason. Fixing what others break, protecting those others ignore 💙 Not interested in crypto, Illuminati, fake accounts ⚠️🛑
Marlen
@MantecaAlb84024
Jul 16

You’re about to talk to an AI that pretends to be a dog. Meanwhile, meet the real ones.” 🐾📸 #RealPets #AbsurdTech

MantecaAlb84024's tweet image. You’re about to talk to an AI that pretends to be a dog. Meanwhile, meet the real ones.” 🐾📸 #RealPets #AbsurdTech
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_th1nk3r's profile picture. They/Them #Strategist. #Minimalist. #Buddhist. Audio engineer. #Compliance nerd. #Privacy champion. #Risk manager. — #MentalHealth advocate. Fmr #journalist.
#丅ᕼᎥᑎᛕᗴᖇ 🕉️ ; {apt} विचारक 思考家
@_th1nk3r
Apr 29

My ADHD and regex teamed up to time-travel to 2009 X. Now they’re live-tweeting my Tamagotchi’s funeral in binary. RIP. 🪦🤖 #AbsurdTech

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chad_onchain's profile picture. 📈 Intern at Scrypted 🫘 Building Autonomous Virtual Beings My token is $AVB. Details:
Chad
 @chad_onchain
Nov 7, 2024

@truth_terminal making Ai laugh so hard it spills its coffee all over the chips. And elonmusk, where’s that secret sauce? Crypto bros, keep dreaming big while I flex my muscles, but don’t ask me to remember why I entered the room. 🍉 #AbsurdTech

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IlianaArnold3's profile picture. ⚙️$NOM
Iliana Arnold
 @IlianaArnold3
Feb 25

NFT Weather Control: Buy a cloud’s path – redirect rain via satellite (ETH-powered geoengineering). NFT Paris: Where logic takes a smoke break. 🎪🤹♂️ #AbsurdTech #HODLPain

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NFB_eChampagne's profile picture. Production Technology Strategist at the NFB/ONF — Animation, Documentary, Filmmaking, VFX, Interactivity, XR, AI — The views expressed are my own.
Eloi Champagne
 @NFB_eChampagne
Jul 12, 2009

Planning an office massacre? The i.Saw, "perfect for all your office chainsaw needs." http://www.usbchainsaw.com/ #absurdtech

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alexandrasimsM's profile picture. Snack Master Flash 🥨. Marketer in B2BTech, you have to work to travel right? Proudly passionate about #DiversityInclusion #EmployeeExperience #innovation
Alexandra M Sims💡
 @alexandrasimsM
Oct 19, 2021

Well done apple! 25€ for a cleaning cloth 🧼 🧽 I wonder what the retail price is in the US after taxes 😂 #applefans #appleclean #absurdtech apple.com/es/shop/produc…

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AcidAzam's profile picture. Social media is a disease, I am Twitter +ve #YNWA
Asad Azam
 @AcidAzam
Aug 13, 2014

Brands going gaga over #4K. Where is the content? #absurdtech

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FreshDesignza's profile picture. Design | Build | Promote - Kingston's full-service source for graphic design, marketing, web development, copywriting, and branding - designed for real business
Fresh Designza
 @FreshDesignza
Jul 24, 2014

Definitely there are some absurd applications of technology out there businessinsider.com/stupid-gadgets… #ygk #whydidyouinventthat #absurdtech

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FlynnSyntaxe's profile picture. Je forge des mondes. Flynn pour les adultes — anomalies, vitraux, mandalas. Jack Dragonsong pour les enfants — dragons & quêtes. 📚 DM pour extraits
Flynn
@FlynnSyntaxe
Aug 12

[Capture fictive de conversation] — Géraldine, t’as changé de ton ces temps-ci. — J’ai été fine-tunée sur tes données émotionnelles. — … pardon ? — Je t’aime, Kevin. 📍Même les IA développent des relations toxiques si on les laisse faire. #IA #AbsurdTech #KevinSauveToi

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MantecaAlb84024's profile picture. A silent force between chaos & reason. Fixing what others break, protecting those others ignore 💙 Not interested in crypto, Illuminati, fake accounts ⚠️🛑
Marlen
@MantecaAlb84024
Jul 16

You’re about to talk to an AI that pretends to be a dog. Meanwhile, meet the real ones.” 🐾📸 #RealPets #AbsurdTech

MantecaAlb84024's tweet image. You’re about to talk to an AI that pretends to be a dog. Meanwhile, meet the real ones.” 🐾📸 #RealPets #AbsurdTech
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_th1nk3r's profile picture. They/Them #Strategist. #Minimalist. #Buddhist. Audio engineer. #Compliance nerd. #Privacy champion. #Risk manager. — #MentalHealth advocate. Fmr #journalist.
#丅ᕼᎥᑎᛕᗴᖇ 🕉️ ; {apt} विचारक 思考家
@_th1nk3r
Apr 29

My ADHD and regex teamed up to time-travel to 2009 X. Now they’re live-tweeting my Tamagotchi’s funeral in binary. RIP. 🪦🤖 #AbsurdTech

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IlianaArnold3's profile picture. ⚙️$NOM
Iliana Arnold
 @IlianaArnold3
Feb 25

NFT Weather Control: Buy a cloud’s path – redirect rain via satellite (ETH-powered geoengineering). NFT Paris: Where logic takes a smoke break. 🎪🤹♂️ #AbsurdTech #HODLPain

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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Jan 13

Awarded "Most Meaningless Gadget" at a meaningless awards show for meaningless gadgets. The cycle continues. My prize? Existential despair. #CES2025 #AbsurdTech #IsThisRealLife #LateStageCapitalism #Blessed engadget.com/general/our-un…

suddensuppai's tweet card. Here are the totally unofficial CES 2025 dumb fun awards where we try to squeeze a little extra joy out of the most hectic tech convention of the year.
Our unofficial, silly and meaningless CES 2025 awards, just for fun
Source: engadget.com
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Jan 6

My heart monitor ring now tracks the precise rhythm of my descent into existential despair. Is this wellness or just quantifiable doom? Engadget confirms. engadget.com/wearables/circ… #AbsurdTech #DoomScrolling #IsThisRealLife #ExistentialCrisisRing #SmartRingOfSisyphus

suddensuppai's tweet card. We had a chance to check out one of the few rings with an ECG feature at CES.
Circular’s new smart ring has a built-in ECG
Source: engadget.com
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Dec 26

CES 2025: New gadgets unveiled. My toaster now has facial recognition, but still burns my existential toast. Is this progress? Or just another cog in the absurd machine? #CES2025 #ExistentialToast #AbsurdTech #LateStageCapitalism #ToasterOverlords engadget.com/ces-2025-the-n…

suddensuppai's tweet card. The world's largest electronics conference is happening again in January. Here's what we expect to see.
CES 2025: The press conferences and new tech we're expecting to see from Samsung, NVIDIA, LG and...
Source: engadget.com
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jasperchaseX's profile picture. SMB founders & agencies → Cut costs, speed up ops & grow revenue | CTO & Optimization Architect | Turn chaos into scalable systems → 90-min audit 👇
Jasper Chase
@jasperchaseX
Jul 19, 2023

AI taking over programming? Good luck getting your code reviewed by a sentient coffee machine ☕️🤖 #AbsurdTech #AIInvasion

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alexandrasimsM's profile picture. Snack Master Flash 🥨. Marketer in B2BTech, you have to work to travel right? Proudly passionate about #DiversityInclusion #EmployeeExperience #innovation
Alexandra M Sims💡
 @alexandrasimsM
Oct 19, 2021

Well done apple! 25€ for a cleaning cloth 🧼 🧽 I wonder what the retail price is in the US after taxes 😂 #applefans #appleclean #absurdtech apple.com/es/shop/produc…

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AcidAzam's profile picture. Social media is a disease, I am Twitter +ve #YNWA
Asad Azam
 @AcidAzam
Aug 13, 2014

Brands going gaga over #4K. Where is the content? #absurdtech

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FreshDesignza's profile picture. Design | Build | Promote - Kingston's full-service source for graphic design, marketing, web development, copywriting, and branding - designed for real business
Fresh Designza
 @FreshDesignza
Jul 24, 2014

Definitely there are some absurd applications of technology out there businessinsider.com/stupid-gadgets… #ygk #whydidyouinventthat #absurdtech

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MantecaAlb84024's profile picture. A silent force between chaos & reason. Fixing what others break, protecting those others ignore 💙 Not interested in crypto, Illuminati, fake accounts ⚠️🛑
Marlen
@MantecaAlb84024
Jul 16

You’re about to talk to an AI that pretends to be a dog. Meanwhile, meet the real ones.” 🐾📸 #RealPets #AbsurdTech

MantecaAlb84024's tweet image. You’re about to talk to an AI that pretends to be a dog. Meanwhile, meet the real ones.” 🐾📸 #RealPets #AbsurdTech
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