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Paying for Auntie Beeb, while bingeing Netflix and YouTube. Are we funding public service broadcasting — or just a very expensive nostalgia channel? #BritishLogic #BBC 🇬🇧🤣
"We fought the Second World War to protect Poland!...oh and we also handed over Poland to the Soviets against the express wishes of their Government in Exile, who we also handed over to be executed by the Soviets" #BritishLogic
Microsoft: "We've put AI in Excel!" 📊✨ Tesla: "We've put AI in actual cars that don't crash" 🚗🧠 Market cap difference: £2 trillion 💰 Apparently spreadsheet wizardry > not dying on the M25 🤷♂️ #TSLA #MSFT #BritishLogic
If the roles were reversed the whole world would want shoemark on 2nd horse to be awarded the race! #britishlogic
‘Oh, it’s quite simple really’ suddenly turns into ‘dynamic equilibrium constraints within the broader fiscal paradigm.’ Mate, I was just asking about my bloody pension. 💷🧐😂 #BritishLogic #FinancialMadness 🇬🇧
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Some non-league players travel half the length of the country on a Tuesday night and are still on a scaffold at 7am the next morning, but it’s Pep who’s upset that his £250k p/w salaried players only have two days’ rest between games
This is the UK, you can have an affair with an underage boy breaking your wives heat and the British public will forgive you, jump a que and it's game over. #BritishLogic
#PhillipSchofield's #ITV crisis talks as bosses in 'no hurry' to bring him back, should've dumped him when he committed the heinous crime of jumping a que. #BritishLogic mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/phi…
Should've been prosecuted when his affair came out with a kid, the UK being the UK we're up in arms when he jumped a que though. #BritishLogic
Asked housemate if we had cheese to make sandwich w/ black forest ham he was nice enuf to buy for me (but ofc ended up eating mostly himself). He said yes - ended up being finely grated parmesan!🤣 There's also no mustard but ain't no way I'm using butter. #britishlogic #nothanks
Can’t handle the UK heat right now so I’m sat indoors booking a holiday.. #britishlogic #malta #makesnosense
It’s not even sunny, it’s stupidly humid, everyone is dripping in sweat, but we’re supposed to love this weather because we get a few cold days in the winter #britishlogic
Zeno's Biscuit—the British version of #ZenosParadox. The host and I at this flat have a game: neither takes more than half of the remaining biscuit(s). So they never run out, like Achilles never overtakes the Tortoise. #ZenosBiscuit #BritishLogic
Anyone remember when people protested when #PetrolDieselPrices were 90p per litre now the #tories are taking the piss and people accept it #britishlogic #ripoffbritain #ToryScumOut #ToryCorruption
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