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Pence, trump et al, Need to talk about today and moving forward and STOP talking about how stopping travel with China saved the US. That was weeks ago. We get it, you are proud with that one good early move you made. #coronapocolypse #coronavirus #CVfails
Under what circs, for which role, is it desirable to say "I am compelled to be in charge" ... on your CV? #cvfails
If you can't spell your previous work location correctly (and it's where you live, then it's another "no" #cvfails
Read them, laugh, then commit to proof reading your CV properly #CVfails stopgap.co.uk/blog/cv-and-ap… #CVadvice
I have a new favourite book, bought by my brother. This will become a new feature: #CVfails @Lord_Morgan87
Y empezamos la semana con: "curriculum eléctrico" ... #CVfails #buenosdias
Just came across this Twitter @cvwatch - hilarious (especially if you're in #recruitment ) #cvfails
"#Habilidades : Facilidad de adaptación para el uso de paquetes informáticos" #wtf #CVFails
Where does trump get his information? Speaking about #COVID19 He just stated, “...it’s something that we have tremendous control over.” Where is this control over the outbreak? #coronapocalypse #CVfails
Estimados... incluyan sus números de contacto en sus cvs por favor. Gracias! #CVFails
@MelanieIStefan gave us @OHBM_Trainees a great talk on #cvfails with some slides of yours, thank you!
He didn't check his CV, so this Director might end up with an extra strong mint rather than a new job! ow.ly/Jac450yGqCB #checkandcheckagain #cvfunnies #cvfails #career #fun
@NewCareerGuru Seen this one written in a cover letter "I'm highly proficient in Microsoft Spreadsheet" #cvfails
Candidate: “I’m perfect for the job.” CV: 2 lines. No experience. WordArt header. 😭😭😭 #RecruiterProblems #CVFails #DubaiHiring
How many pages long is your CV? Think it's the more the better? Wrong! As a general rule of thumb, we say to keep it to about two sides of A4. #CVFails #CVMistakes ow.ly/yaIi30lKFIr
"I found, drilled and executed successful candidates" WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? #cvfails
"One of my clients listed winning 'The Best Bum' award as a greatest achievement" #CVFails bit.ly/1RPKL3N
"Lenguajes: Inglés fluido y español" ... Basta... Suficiente con que sea Lunes.. #CVfails
key skills: "Able to speak appropriately to people " loving that key skill #cvfails
When you have lied about skills on a CV 😅 . . Moral of the story: Be honest on your CV. Skills are tested in real life, not just on paper! #CVFails #SEOJourney #WorkLifeHumor #KeepItReal #OverPromisedUnderDelivered
“Detail-oriented professional.” Spellcheck: available. Used? Absolutely not. #CVFails #RecruitmentReality #HiringMyths
Candidate: “I’m perfect for the job.” CV: 2 lines. No experience. WordArt header. 😭😭😭 #RecruiterProblems #CVFails #DubaiHiring
On connaît tous ce moment… Tu écris “anglais : courant” sur ton CV… Et là, le recruteur te teste direct 👉 On révise ensemble pour éviter ça ? #EdoMatch #CVFails #HumourEmploi #JobAfrique #TogoJobs #EnglishLevel
What’s the weirdest thing you ever included in a resume? I once wrote: “Good at Microsoft Word” like it was a superpower 💀 Your turn 👇 #CVfails #StudentLife
🧠 3. You Thought You Ate (But You Didn’t) Moments Question: What’s the cringiest thing you ever put on a CV? Answer: I once added “Good vibes” under soft skills 💀It didn’t give what I thought it gave. 🫣 Don’t lie you’ve done worse. Confess below 💬👇🏾 #CVFails
🚨 Atención: creo que tengo el récord. Mi socia acaba de recibir un CV en Magtalent… ¡con un teléfono fijo como contacto principal! ¿Volvemos también al fax o esperamos al cartero? 📠📬 #CosasDeHeadhunters #TalentoRetro #CVFails
🎯 Without looking, what’s the first sentence on your CV? No cheating — just guess and drop it in the replies. Bonus if it includes: → motivated → team player → passionate about technology Let’s find the CV twins 👇 #CVFails #TechCVs #HireTechTalent #CandidateLife
8 pages seems incredibly excessive and unnecessary! #cvfails #smartrecruitment
Where does trump get his information? Speaking about #COVID19 He just stated, “...it’s something that we have tremendous control over.” Where is this control over the outbreak? #coronapocalypse #CVfails
Pence, trump et al, Need to talk about today and moving forward and STOP talking about how stopping travel with China saved the US. That was weeks ago. We get it, you are proud with that one good early move you made. #coronapocolypse #coronavirus #CVfails
He didn't check his CV, so this Director might end up with an extra strong mint rather than a new job! ow.ly/Jac450yGqCB #checkandcheckagain #cvfunnies #cvfails #career #fun
Selfies. Spelling mistakes. Strange fonts. Yep, we're talking about CVs. So, come on. What's the worst thing you've seen on one? 🧐 #CV #CVfails #recruitment #recruitmentfails
Spot the imposter... #cvfails #geese @ City Park, Denver instagram.com/p/BzCj1YbljJx/…
@MelanieIStefan gave us @OHBM_Trainees a great talk on #cvfails with some slides of yours, thank you!
Watch out folks! 🤣 Our CV survey finds that a whopping 98% of CVs have mistakes, some to hilarious effect, read more: bit.ly/2SOCwhz #CVfails #CVhowlers #CV #careerblunder #CVtips #oursurveysaid #tips #friday #CVhelp #jobapplications #CVadvice #typo #proofread
So many CVs end up in the reject pile because of easily avoidable mistakes! Check out our survey for advice (and of course more CV funnies!): bit.ly/2SOCwhz #CVfails #CVhowlers #CV #careerblunder #CVtips #oursurveysaid #tips #friday #CVhelp #jobapplications #CVadvice
You miss just one tap of the space bar and the whole meaning changes! More CV fails this way: bit.ly/2SOCwhz #CVfails #CVhowlers #CV #careerblunder #CVtips #oursurveysays #tips #friday #CVhelp #jobapplications #CVadvice #doublecheck
Can't imagine that is what the employer was looking for as an answer?! Our survey reveals numerous mistakes that will make you chuckle: bit.ly/2SOCwhz #CVfails #CVhowlers #CV #careerblunder #CVtips #oursurveysays #tips #friday #CVhelp #jobapplication #CVadvice
Quite the remit!! What was the title of that job then? Missing just one small word can have a big impact! Check out our recent blog for more CV funnies: bit.ly/2SOCwhz #CV #CVhowlers #CVfails #CVblunder #missingword #blunder #howler #fail #career #notsuitable
If a CV handed in still has the template it used highlighted in the corner it's an automatic "no" surely.. #cvfails
Read them, laugh, then commit to proof reading your CV properly #CVfails stopgap.co.uk/blog/cv-and-ap… #CVadvice
'A candidate wrote that their hobby was winding up her little brother on their CV' #CVFails bit.ly/1RPKL3N
On connaît tous ce moment… Tu écris “anglais : courant” sur ton CV… Et là, le recruteur te teste direct 👉 On révise ensemble pour éviter ça ? #EdoMatch #CVFails #HumourEmploi #JobAfrique #TogoJobs #EnglishLevel
“Detail-oriented professional.” Spellcheck: available. Used? Absolutely not. #CVFails #RecruitmentReality #HiringMyths
I have a new favourite book, bought by my brother. This will become a new feature: #CVfails @Lord_Morgan87
"A candidate wrote that they were passionate about jam & crop tops on their CV" #CVFails bit.ly/1Sf13tK
"One of my clients listed winning 'The Best Bum' award as a greatest achievement" #CVFails bit.ly/1RPKL3N
Quite the remit!! What was the title of that job then? Missing just one small word can have a big impact! Check out our recent blog for more CV funnies: bit.ly/2SOCwhz #CV #CVhowlers #CVfails #CVblunder #missingword #blunder #howler #fail #career #notsuitable
If you can't spell your previous work location correctly (and it's where you live, then it's another "no" #cvfails
98% of job applications have poor spelling, grammar or presentation! Read the full article, and perhaps more importantly our advice on how you can avoid making a CV blunder of your own! bit.ly/2SOCwhz #cvfails #cvhowlers #cvfunnies #alwaysdoublecheck #newyearnewcareer
He didn't check his CV, so this Director might end up with an extra strong mint rather than a new job! ow.ly/Jac450yGqCB #checkandcheckagain #cvfunnies #cvfails #career #fun
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