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The installer authoring experience be like: "I'd rather have my teeth removed while debugging multithreaded Visual Basic in the dark without a monitor." #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
Having one of those "I've written an empty test fixture but my brain stopped working before I could write anything else. WTF do I do now?" days. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
Debugging installers is such sweet sorrow... ...but only for the caffeine kick and the ice cream you feel so justified in eating afterwards. Let's face it, most installer IDEs are *truly* awful. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
Mondays suck. I've spent all afternoon chasing a bug which turned out to be caused by a 64 bit only structure packing issue. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #cplusplus #programming
It's a "build, test and release to beta testers" kinda day. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #software #programming
It's *really* hot today and I'm...sitting in a non-airconditioned office drinking hot coffee. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
Personally I'd just tell your codes to get on with it by themselves while I pour myself a large mug and try to think about waking up. Think of it as Caffeination in Action. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
Here's an idea: Why can't #installer IDEs use standard languages (not some BASIC inspired custom rubbish) with classes, interfaces, dynamic typing and unit tests ("Hi, Python...")? Over to you, installer vendors. 🤔 #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
First thing (6:30am!) this morning I was tangling with a 15 year old support tool, and some of the code was so legacy that it turned my whole world upside down. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
I have no regrets, and I'm still glad I studied Electronic & Electrical Engineering rather than Computer Science. Hardware is fascinating, and software runs the world, so knowing enough of both is a good strategy. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
Programmers: the only species that can turn coffee into code and then back into coffee. #CodingAlchemy #CaffeineDrivenDevelopment
...dessert? 🍰🍮🍨☕️ #caffeinedrivendevelopment
Learning C++: std::nextafter() returns next representable float value after ... #cpp
tfw you realise you need a *lot* more coffee to have any chance of getting through the rest of the day. 😱 #programming #caffeinedrivendevelopment
No...ezpecially not an Expresso Martini, 'coz devs just gotta coffee. #caffeinedrivendevelopment.
5. ☕ Caffeine – The One Constant No caffeine = no compilation Yes caffeine = still no compilation but at least I’m awake 😵💫 #DeveloperFuel #CaffeineDrivenDevelopment #TechTwitter
5. ☕ Caffeine – The One Constant No caffeine = no compilation Yes caffeine = still no compilation but at least I’m awake 😵💫 #DeveloperFuel #CaffeineDrivenDevelopment #TechTwitter
Programmers: the only species that can turn coffee into code and then back into coffee. #CodingAlchemy #CaffeineDrivenDevelopment
Mondays suck. I've spent all afternoon chasing a bug which turned out to be caused by a 64 bit only structure packing issue. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #cplusplus #programming
tfw you realise you need a *lot* more coffee to have any chance of getting through the rest of the day. 😱 #programming #caffeinedrivendevelopment
Here's an idea: Why can't #installer IDEs use standard languages (not some BASIC inspired custom rubbish) with classes, interfaces, dynamic typing and unit tests ("Hi, Python...")? Over to you, installer vendors. 🤔 #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
The installer authoring experience be like: "I'd rather have my teeth removed while debugging multithreaded Visual Basic in the dark without a monitor." #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
Debugging installers is such sweet sorrow... ...but only for the caffeine kick and the ice cream you feel so justified in eating afterwards. Let's face it, most installer IDEs are *truly* awful. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
It's a "build, test and release to beta testers" kinda day. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #software #programming
Personally I'd just tell your codes to get on with it by themselves while I pour myself a large mug and try to think about waking up. Think of it as Caffeination in Action. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
I have no regrets, and I'm still glad I studied Electronic & Electrical Engineering rather than Computer Science. Hardware is fascinating, and software runs the world, so knowing enough of both is a good strategy. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
tfw std::weak_ptr isn't strong enough to stand against the tide of madness. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #cplusplus #programming
With my dev hat on, even I think that this is taking #caffeinedrivendevelopment a bit far! I'd have turned the laptop over before using it as a coaster.
First thing (6:30am!) this morning I was tangling with a 15 year old support tool, and some of the code was so legacy that it turned my whole world upside down. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
...dessert? 🍰🍮🍨☕️ #caffeinedrivendevelopment
Learning C++: std::nextafter() returns next representable float value after ... #cpp
2nd flat white of the morning already! Leveraging #caffeinedrivendevelopment for hacking #behaviourdrivendevelopment tools at #collabw20 @softwaresaved
#caffeinedrivendevelopment can be an expensive business sometimes. Protip: Travel Kettle.
Having one of those "I've written an empty test fixture but my brain stopped working before I could write anything else. WTF do I do now?" days. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
No...ezpecially not an Expresso Martini, 'coz devs just gotta coffee. #caffeinedrivendevelopment.
tfw you're in a cafe and spend ages looking for the battery status icon on your laptop's taskbar before realising that that reason you can't find it is that you're running a full screen RDP session to your dev machine back in the office. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
It looks like the bug is a Heisenbug, so on to the "monitor for weird shit" list it goes as I'm really not awake enough to go down that sort of rabbit hole today. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
Playing the MSBuild logic tracing headache game. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming Please don't buy your kids this one for Christmas, folks.
"Commit failed (details follow:" "Retrying commit again, attempt 3 of 2..." Developers are just so inventive with status messages. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
The installer authoring experience be like: "I'd rather have my teeth removed while debugging multithreaded Visual Basic in the dark without a monitor." #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
It's a "build, test and release to beta testers" kinda day. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #software #programming
Old trusty laptop, meet new shiny laptop. We devs know what happens next, right? #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
Having one of those "I've written an empty test fixture but my brain stopped working before I could write anything else. WTF do I do now?" days. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
Mondays suck. I've spent all afternoon chasing a bug which turned out to be caused by a 64 bit only structure packing issue. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #cplusplus #programming
Personally I'd just tell your codes to get on with it by themselves while I pour myself a large mug and try to think about waking up. Think of it as Caffeination in Action. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
Debugging installers is such sweet sorrow... ...but only for the caffeine kick and the ice cream you feel so justified in eating afterwards. Let's face it, most installer IDEs are *truly* awful. #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
Programmer culture is eagerly awaiting the arrival of a set of fixings tomorrow so you spend a bit of time fitting another hard drive to your dev machine rather than working on that difficult-to-get-into Monday bug fix. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
Here's an idea: Why can't #installer IDEs use standard languages (not some BASIC inspired custom rubbish) with classes, interfaces, dynamic typing and unit tests ("Hi, Python...")? Over to you, installer vendors. 🤔 #caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
Reading an article about the demise of RSS while contemplating implementing RSS feed support on a website is a very Sunday thing to do. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
Doing the inevitable post-#accuconf "Why *exactly* were the demo machines on our stand doing that weird thing the other day?" bug hunt. It fun...honest. 🥺#caffeinedrivendevelopment #programming
It's turning out to be a "hunt down the obscure bug which should never ever happen" kinda Monday. This one seems to involve a crash dump, GDI+, Scintilla and an icon ID which should never be 0 but which inexplicably seems to be. Coffee. #caffeinedrivendevelopment
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