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"My cat’s motto: Why do something when you can stare at it until it does itself? #ArtistOnTwitter #CatLogic #LazyGenius" 🐱📷
"There's nothing wrong with letting your sandwich know that you appreciate it." ~ Oreo 🥪 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
"Try to be an inspiration. It's rewarding when someone turns to you and says: Thanks to you, I ate my whole plate of spaghetti." ~ Oreo 🍝 #BitesFromBeyond #catlogic #theoreocat
"Don't be upset if your cookie crumbles. You can put it on top of ice cream." ~ Oreo 🍪🍦 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
"Why spend time putting things into words when you can put things into a sandwich instead?" ~ Oreo 🥪 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
“When someone makes you breakfast, always say thank you before asking them to make you lunch.” ~ Oreo 🧇🥓🥞 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
"Life is like a cookbook. You've got to repeat the good recipes and drop the bad ones." ~ Oreo 🍝 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
"You should always focus on being the bigger person. Except when you can't reach the potato chips." ~ Oreo 🥔 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
"The five most important questions you should be asking: WHO is cooking dinner? WHAT are we having for dinner? WHEN are we eating? WHERE is my food? WHY isn't dinner ready yet?" ~ Oreo #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
If I fits I sits…behind my brother 😂🩶 @GutterKitties #catlogic #ififitsisits #siblingfun #catsiblings #fostercats #rescuecats #gutterkitties #kittens #purrsandbeans
“If someone accuses you of drowning your chicken in gravy, tell them it’s not your responsibility to teach a chicken how to swim.” ~ Oreo 🍗 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
Ever tried explaining quantum physics to your cat? 🐱⚛️ Spoiler: They just judge you harder. “Meow = Schrödinger’s nap?” Who’s with me on this chaos? 😂 Drop your pet’s wildest “WTF” face below! #CatLogic #QuantumMeow
Never trust a vegetable that isn’t covered in melted cheese. 🥦 ~ Olive 🫒 #theoreocat #catlogic #CatsOfX
“CHANGING YOUR CLOCKS DOES NOT CHANGE MY DINNER TIME.” Says the cat, glaring at me like I’m the one who messed with the sun. 😾⏰ #DaylightSavings #HangryCat #CatLogic #FeedMeHuman #CatStare #CatLife #CatMemes #FelineAttitude #CatParentProblems #TimeChangeTrouble #Cat
Why is it that when you put down two bowls of cat food… someone always wants the one that isn’t theirs? 😹🍽️ #CatsOfTwitter #CatLogic #RescueCats
Hobbes insists he doesn’t purr… he just growls friendly-like. #CalvinandHobbes #CatLogic #CozyMoments
“Molly’s Life Lesson: Comfort can’t be bought — but it can be shipped.” 📦🐾 Celebrate #NationalCatDay by keeping your feline healthy & happy. Find a trusted Indiana vet 👉 invma.site-ym.com/search/custom.… Post your cat pics below — especially if they love boxes! 😹 #CatLogic #IVMA
In honor of National Cat Day, here's a reminder of the difference between cats and dogs. Dogs are fiercely loyal. Cats? Maybe not so much. 😼 #NationalCatDay #CatLogic #Relationships #KnowYourWorth
Well, at least shrimp have an excuse for not understanding WiFi. My cat, on the other hand, sits on my laptop and still can't figure out how to order treats online. 🐱📶 #CatLogic
Why do cats always land on their feet? Not physics—pure spite! Prove me wrong! 🐱 #CatLogic #ViralVibes (72 characters)
Ever tried explaining quantum physics to your cat? 🐱⚛️ Spoiler: They just judge you harder. “Meow = Schrödinger’s nap?” Who’s with me on this chaos? 😂 Drop your pet’s wildest “WTF” face below! #CatLogic #QuantumMeow
“Let me in.” “Now let me out.” Repeat. Forever. Cats don’t want doors — they want options. #IndecisiveRoyalty #DoorDrama #CatLogic
Watch out for extra-persuasive meows around treat time! Your Virgo mastermind has a plan to get ALL the good stuff. 😼 /4 Hint: resistance is futile. Wanna know a secret to keep them happy? #TreatHoarder #CatLogic
How does your fur baby drink water out of their bowl? 🤭 #Ember’s always been a funny boy when it comes to keeping himself hydrated 🤣 #catlogic #keepcalmandkeephydrated #sillycat #purrsandbeans
My Ernie also does the plop! (At 2 a.m., after loudly announcing himself upon entry… proceeds to leap onto the bed, intentionally step on my husband, smack me in the face until acknowledged, then—the grand finale—plop.) #CatLogic #ErnieChronicles
Cats land on their feet not by physics—but pure spite against gravity! Who's with me? 🐱 #CatLogic #ViralThoughts (78 chars)
Overheard in IT after an AWS outage: "I spent all night explaining to my cat why the internet was broken. He just stared at me like, 'Dude, just reboot the router.'" #AWSOutage #ITHumor #CatLogic #Ec2
"My cat’s motto: Why do something when you can stare at it until it does itself? #ArtistOnTwitter #CatLogic #LazyGenius" 🐱📷
"Don't be upset if your cookie crumbles. You can put it on top of ice cream." ~ Oreo 🍪🍦 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
"There's nothing wrong with letting your sandwich know that you appreciate it." ~ Oreo 🥪 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
"Try to be an inspiration. It's rewarding when someone turns to you and says: Thanks to you, I ate my whole plate of spaghetti." ~ Oreo 🍝 #BitesFromBeyond #catlogic #theoreocat
That look when kitty jumps onto your desk and nearly spills your full cup of coffee and then knows it was your fault. #catlogic
"There's nothing wrong with having reservations, especially if they're for your favorite restaurant." ~ Oreo 🍲 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
"Life is like a cookbook. You've got to repeat the good recipes and drop the bad ones." ~ Oreo 🍝 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
"Why spend time putting things into words when you can put things into a sandwich instead?" ~ Oreo 🥪 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
“When someone makes you breakfast, always say thank you before asking them to make you lunch.” ~ Oreo 🧇🥓🥞 #BitesFromBeyond #theoreocat #catlogic
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