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Father Shoberโ€™s gonna have nightmares for the rest of his life if he goes any further with it. ๐Ÿซฃ #catholichumor

ReallyJustG's tweet image. Father Shoberโ€™s gonna have nightmares for the rest of his life if he goes any further with it. ๐Ÿซฃ
#catholichumor

"๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐——๐—ผ๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—•๐—ผ๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น... ๐™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ค๐™›.๐Ÿ˜‚โœ๏ธ๐Ÿถ" St. Francis must be laughing from above at this wholesome chaos. โค๏ธ #CatholicHumor #FranciscanJoy


๐—–๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—บ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐™๐™š๐™–๐™ซ๐™š๐™ฃ. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ ๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ... ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ! ๐ŸŒน #CatholicHumor #MarianPilgrimage #OurLady #CatholicLife catechumemes Instagram


๐Ÿคฃ Okay, okay! I own the Christian Prayer book, so if this dude actually dumbed this down for "layman," I'm in awe. Amazon can be funny! Note: this book seems to be much more than how to pray the Hours, but at first glance, I got a giggle. #CatholicHumor

Di_bear's tweet image. ๐Ÿคฃ

Okay, okay!  I own the Christian Prayer book, so if this dude actually dumbed this down for "layman," I'm in awe.

Amazon can be funny!

Note:  this book seems to be much more than how to pray the Hours, but at first glance, I got a giggle.

#CatholicHumor

Who knew protons were so devout? In the world of Catholic science, even the tiniest particles seem to attend Mass. #CatholicHumor #ParticlePuns

CathInstTech's tweet image. Who knew protons were so devout? In the world of Catholic science, even the tiniest particles seem to attend Mass.

#CatholicHumor #ParticlePuns

๐Ÿ˜‚ So what happens if the ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆณ Pope forgets to proclaim a saintโ€ฆdo they just sit there like, โ€œGuess Iโ€™m holy-ish for now?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜… Saint: โ€œHey, can someone clock me in?โ€ #CatholicHumor #DivineHR #AlmostSaint

heather_cynical's tweet image. ๐Ÿ˜‚ So what happens if the ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆณ Pope forgets to  proclaim a saintโ€ฆdo they just sit there like, โ€œGuess Iโ€™m holy-ish for now?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜…

Saint: โ€œHey, can someone clock me in?โ€
#CatholicHumor #DivineHR #AlmostSaint

Poll: Did you know that while the Holy Spirit is raining down roses at the Pantheon, you could be earning cash rewards with #TEMU? Use my code <163883279> and get up to $20 for joining! Are you in? #CatholicHumor


From my son-in-law today: โ€œMary carried Jesus, and Jesus is the Lambโ€ฆso Mary did in fact have a little Lamb.โ€ #Catholichumor


๐Ÿ˜‚ So what happens if the ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆณ Pope forgets to proclaim a saintโ€ฆdo they just sit there like, โ€œGuess Iโ€™m holy-ish for now?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜… Saint: โ€œHey, can someone clock me in?โ€ #CatholicHumor #DivineHR #AlmostSaint

heather_cynical's tweet image. ๐Ÿ˜‚ So what happens if the ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆณ Pope forgets to  proclaim a saintโ€ฆdo they just sit there like, โ€œGuess Iโ€™m holy-ish for now?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜…

Saint: โ€œHey, can someone clock me in?โ€
#CatholicHumor #DivineHR #AlmostSaint

Reason #2223 you might be a Catholic parent: You phone autocorrects "orthodontist" to "orthodoxy" and vice versa. ๐Ÿฆท๐Ÿชฅโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™‚ #catholiclife #catholichumor


When the doorbell rings and you're ready with 2,000 years of Church history. Have a great weekend! - From your friends at CatholicShop.com #FunnyFriday #CatholicHumor #WeNeverLostHim

ShopCatholic's tweet image. When the doorbell rings and you&apos;re ready with 2,000 years of Church history.  Have a great weekend! - From your friends at CatholicShop.com
#FunnyFriday #CatholicHumor #WeNeverLostHim

*At Adoration* 6 yo: That's Jesus' body up there! Me: ๐Ÿ™‚ 6yo: Why is he in a monster?! Me: It's a monstrance. 6yo: Oh...that makes sense. #catholichumor #catholiclife


When your Protestant friend says, โ€œWe donโ€™t need confession, we had baptism.โ€ Catholics: โ€œAh yesโ€ฆ but what about second penance?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ #CatholicHumor #Sacraments #Confession

SaltyApostle1's tweet image. When your Protestant friend says, โ€œWe donโ€™t need confession, we had baptism.โ€

Catholics: โ€œAh yesโ€ฆ but what about second penance?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜

#CatholicHumor #Sacraments #Confession

Catholic problems: When you search for Joan of the Cross quotes and Google pulls Joan of Arc quotes instead. #catholiclife #catholicsaints #catholichumor


#FunnyFriday ๐Ÿ™Œโ˜€๏ธ With the sweltering heat down here in the Southeast, we thought we'd dust off this classic #FunnyFriday ๐Ÿ˜‚ Short. Sweet. Theologically sound. Stay cool, friendsโ€”and stay righteous! From your friends at CatholicShop.com ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™ #CatholicHumor #heatwave

ShopCatholic's tweet image. #FunnyFriday ๐Ÿ™Œโ˜€๏ธ

With the sweltering heat down here in the Southeast, we thought we&apos;d dust off this classic #FunnyFriday ๐Ÿ˜‚

Short. Sweet. Theologically sound.
Stay cool, friendsโ€”and stay righteous! From your friends at CatholicShop.com ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™

#CatholicHumor #heatwave

God bless the Church, the faithful, and the funny. #PopeLeoXIV #CatholicHumor #MitreMatters #HolyHeadgear

catholicroads's tweet image. God bless the Church, the faithful, and the funny.
#PopeLeoXIV #CatholicHumor #MitreMatters #HolyHeadgear

Forget PEMDAS! The real order of operations (you will use it almost daily): Anthony โžก๏ธ Jude โžก๏ธ Rita โคต๏ธ Blessed Virgin Mary. If itโ€™s still lost, itโ€™s like dividing by zero: beyond recovery! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CatholicLife #catholicmath #catholichumor #LostAndFound


If Itโ€™s Always Sunny in Philadelphia โ˜€๏ธ were written by Ignatius of Antioch (he did wrote a Letter to the Philadelphians ๐Ÿ˜ฎ): โ€œThe gang avoids schism and submits to the bishop.โ€ (Still probably yelled the whole episode though.) #catholichumor #ignatiusofantioch


Pentecost parenting hack: โ€œKids, if you behave at Mass for the Churchโ€™s birthday, weโ€™ll get ice cream after.โ€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ The Holy Spirit brings tongues of fire. I bring bribes. ๐Ÿฆ #catholicparenting #catholichumor #pentecost


Itโ€™s a bit โ€œextreme,โ€ Fr. Ottoโ€ฆ #RosaryExtremist #comic #catholichumor

CatholicToons's tweet image. Itโ€™s a bit โ€œextreme,โ€ Fr. Ottoโ€ฆ
#RosaryExtremist #comic #catholichumor

#PalmSunday Expectation vs Reality. Lol! So. True. ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ (More on #ChurchPOPโ€™s Instagram today!) #Catholichumor

Church_POP's tweet image. #PalmSunday Expectation vs Reality. Lol! So. True. ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ (More on #ChurchPOPโ€™s Instagram today!) #Catholichumor

Naked Ladies were out at mass this morning. #CatholicHumor ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

sgtangry185's tweet image. Naked Ladies were out at mass this morning. #CatholicHumor ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

๐ŸŽถ In excelsis Deo๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChristmasCarols #catholichumor #angelswehaveheardonhigh

JerseyGirl_76_'s tweet image. ๐ŸŽถ In excelsis Deo๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
#ChristmasCarols #catholichumor #angelswehaveheardonhigh

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