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We have a government whose software successes already include #censusfail, #covidsafefail, #centrelinkfail and #atofail. A search engine is many levels of complexity above these. Can anyone else see how futile a brain-fart this is?? #auspol

A search engine that is a gateway to the internet, run in the interest of users, with their data owned by them, not governments or corporations. A radical idea, but it shouldn’t be. I don’t want one giant corporation, just replaced by another. canberratimes.com.au/story/7110432/…

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❌NBN ❌Robodebt ❌COVIDSafe app ❌My Health Record ❌#Censusfail Why would the Government get a technology roadmap right when every tech issue they touch, they break? #auspol #insiders


They've gotten away with the cyber attack and we wuz hacked excuses for #CensusFail and various porn liking episodes and figured, what the hell, let's give bullshit another run. #CentrelinkDown #auspol

Minister for Government Services, Stuart Robert was on 2GB this morning. He said he "jumped the gun" in blaming the MyGov website crashing on a cyber attack, and said "my bad" re the government not having bolstered the site enough to deal with close to 100,000 logging on #auspol



Remember the infamous 2016 #Censusfail? A $40 million upgrade means #Census2021 is unlikely to crash again at the crucial time this evening, writes @Griffith_Uni's @DavidTuffley. bit.ly/3iwnQmC


Colossal federal LNP IT Fails: - #CensusFail - #MyGov - #CovidSafe By his logic the federal government can’t run government... oh, wait... he has a point. lol


Remember #auspol, the same people responsible for the #CensusFail, #CentrelinkFail and #Robodebt algorithm are now developing a #covid19 phone tracking app. What could possibly go wrong?


Robodebt, NBN, #censusfail , COVID app....now the vaccine! What could possibly go wrong!? #auspol


Bragg: "Labor hates technology" #CovidSafe and #CensusFail? #afternoonbriefing


Remember the 2016 #CensusFail? ABS Deputy Australian Statistician Teresa Dickinson is in charge of the team making sure there's no repeat performance @abcnews #auspol


Did we learn nothing about building scale-able web services after the #CensusFail ? The most predictable problem you're ever likely to see; and they still get it wrong. #MyHealthRecord

optoio's tweet image. Did we learn nothing about building scale-able web services after the #CensusFail ? The most predictable problem you're ever likely to see; and they still get it wrong. #MyHealthRecord

#breaking The ABS recommended govt NOT proceed with sexuality question in census due to fear of public backlash - despite two federal depts saying they need the data. #auspol #censusfail theguardian.com/australia-news…


Genovian Princesses living in Aus: 0 Transgender and non-binary people living in Aus: also 0, apparently. By ignoring gender #Census2021 is collecting junk data and taking an intentionally AND harmful wrong approach. Absolute bullshit - get #CensusFail back on the TL @ABSStats

Princess Diaries was released in theatres 20 years ago! 🤯We don't have any Genovians in Aus, but we do have 2.3M Europeans living here! 👑👸

ABSStats's tweet image. Princess Diaries was released in theatres 20 years ago! 🤯We don't have any Genovians in Aus, but we do have 2.3M Europeans living here! 👑👸


Every large technical project this govt. touches turns to crap at some stage. #robodebt #censusfail and now #covidsafefail. I'm so glad I didn't download the app. So glad.

#EXCLUSIVE: Nine News can reveal the COVID-safe app is yet to help authorities identify a single person who has come into contact with confirmed cases. @jekearsley #AusPol #9News



Never rely on @liberalaus technology. Remember #CensusFail #CovidSafe #MyGovFail >> 'Oh my god. I have just lost $25k': HomeBuilder applicants miss out on grant because of technical issues #auspol 9news.com.au/national/homeb…


So @ALeighMP and @SenDaveSmith this is a significant issue - a vote to pass the #AABill will ultimately make #nbnfail #censusfail and #robodebt seem irrelevant for its impact on citizens. Don’t do it.

If you want @AustralianLabor to pass a law, just scribble "National Security" on it somewhere in crayon. #AAbill



Under Labor, public service numbers rose with population. Under the Libs, public service has been been literally decimated, leading to: #robodebt #censusfail #centrelinkwaittimes Labor will scrap the staffing cap. #auspol smh.com.au/politics/feder…


Too bloody right, Bill! Not the first time either. The LNP tried the same BS “hacked” excuse with their #CensusFail. Where are these “morals and values” @stuartrobertmp speaks of? #auspol

AngryGranny1's tweet image. Too bloody right, Bill! 

Not the first time either. The LNP tried the same BS “hacked” excuse with their #CensusFail. Where are these “morals and values” @stuartrobertmp speaks of? #auspol

Census 2021 is almost here — what's changed since #censusfail? What's at stake in this pandemic survey? theconversation.com/census-2021-is… via @ConversationEDU


Remember when Liz Allen the demographer was trolling folk during #censusfail? lol


Also 10 year anniversary of #Censusfail where all the conspiracy theories came to not much and the Census was actually fine- probably better than 2021 thanks to Covid.


The LNP plainly see government as an easy place to steal lots of money and never be prosecuted The damage from their cuts to government #censusfail The corruption They assumed we forgot #rubyprincess After borderforce cuts to quarantine and biosecurity


Both parties are pretty uninspiring They aren't replacing government revenue lost in tax cuts And we've seen the #censusfail Labor came in with a lot of goodwill won from excellent stewardship through covid against some real irresponsibility from the LNP who backed Clive


Thanks a ton, Chris - super helpful! Yeah, how can we forget #censusfail?


I guess 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️are not considered “population,” ⁦@AlboMP⁩ ⁦@RichardMarlesMP#censusfail #giveusourvoice

JohnOSullivan36's tweet image. I guess 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️are not considered “population,” ⁦@AlboMP⁩ ⁦@RichardMarlesMP⁩ #censusfail #giveusourvoice

This hasn't aged well. Who's "interfering with the ABS Census process" now Stephen? #censusfail

It is now clear that the Minister’s office has interfered with the ABS Census process. 20,000 questionnaires were pulped. They didn’t want to ask questions on Sexual Orientation. Did this come from the PM? #estimates



(yes, I agree that giving such info to the #government can be problematic - but we should have a way to be counted if we choose to share) equalityaustralia.org.au/countusin2026/ #AusPol #CensusFail (redux) #LGBT #LGBTQIA+


🌈 hi again friends 👋 time to like, boost, & share on all your socials to support proper recognition of #queer folk as part of the Australian population 🏳️‍🌈 equalityaustralia.org.au/countusin2026/ #AusPol #CensusFail (redux) #LGBT #LGBTQIA+


The ol’ #CensusFail excuse. nO, iT wAs BaD gUyS not millions of concurrent visitors arriving at the same time across varying networks for a scheduled event

#BREAKING: Elon Musk claims a "massive DDoS attack" on his social media platform X is affecting his interview with former president Donald Trump. ab.co/3YFuGvq



I cannot wait to see the damage inflicted on the next decade from #censusfail


This week is seven years since the 2016 #censusfail. It’s been fantastic to see the Australian government learn every lesson about IT outsourcing and now everything runs perfectly. “Lessons from the Censusfail omnishambles” (15 Sep 2017) authory.com/Stilgherrian/L…


If you do happen to click on the links I've added to one or the other submission be aware that the #CensusFail submission is like a book and the other submission is a just a one-pager.


Ah, the joys of ancient bureaucratic nonsense. Because clearly it makes perfect sense to uproot entire populations and drag them across the country for a silly head count. #CensusFail #CommonSenseNotSoCommon


Does a stable meet local authority & health regulations to be used as a birth suite? Did the census in Bethlehem in 0000 run smoother than the 2016 #censusfail in Australia?


Damn, I almost feel bad about giving the demographer a hard time during #censusfail. She was really good speaking to poverty. #thedrum


It's why I reluctantly opted out of #MyHealthRecord. Although I'm one of the people who could have benefited from the convenience of having all my health data linked together, I just didn't trust the government, who had already given us #RoboDebt & #CensusFail, to keep it safe.


And also see @katgallow on #robodebt and #censusfail: “Big Data: A case study of disruption and government power” #auslaw #Accountability #BigData journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.11…

AltLJ's tweet image. And also see @katgallow on #robodebt and #censusfail: “Big Data: A case study of disruption and government power” 
#auslaw #Accountability 
#BigData journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.11…

A lot of my research over the past decade was on the changing practices & legality of govt agencies sharing data between them. This is what #censusfail was about.

The current exchange is interesting for the tension created by a DHS request for the ATO to share tax file numbers. When the ATO did a double take and asked a few questions, their lawyers told them that would be illegal. DHS insisted that it was kocher. #RobodebtRC



Educated Aussies wouldn't send an LNP MP to a shop for a sausage roll! LNP get elected by fools! #CensusFail year at ABS: $24m blow-out! $6.7 million #covidsafe app an expensive fail! #Robodebt class action: Costs us $1.2billion! #JobKeeper: Frydenberg to blame for $60 billion

truther2011on's tweet image. Educated Aussies wouldn't send an LNP MP to a shop for a sausage roll! LNP get elected by fools! #CensusFail year at ABS: $24m blow-out!
$6.7 million #covidsafe  app an expensive fail!
#Robodebt class action: Costs us $1.2billion!
#JobKeeper: Frydenberg to blame for $60 billion

He's most famous for overseeing the botched #censusfail and a postal survey he didn't believe in, and now he's your deputy prime minister. buff.ly/2ET2Dgo

crikey_news's tweet image. He's most famous for overseeing the botched #censusfail and a postal survey he didn't believe in, and now he's your deputy prime minister. buff.ly/2ET2Dgo

Too bloody right, Bill! Not the first time either. The LNP tried the same BS “hacked” excuse with their #CensusFail. Where are these “morals and values” @stuartrobertmp speaks of? #auspol

AngryGranny1's tweet image. Too bloody right, Bill! 

Not the first time either. The LNP tried the same BS “hacked” excuse with their #CensusFail. Where are these “morals and values” @stuartrobertmp speaks of? #auspol

Oh dear, looks like #myHealthRecord is another IT disaster from Mr (I invented the Internet) #InnovationBoom Malcolm #CensusFail, #Fraudband #NBN Turnbull. What a #Fizzer! #Mayo #auspol

AngryGranny1's tweet image. Oh dear, looks like #myHealthRecord is another IT disaster from Mr (I invented the Internet) #InnovationBoom Malcolm #CensusFail, #Fraudband #NBN Turnbull. What a #Fizzer! #Mayo #auspol

I should also note, #censusfail is again happening with timeouts and false ddos readings.. got this earlier. ...

manukoreri's tweet image. I should also note, #censusfail is again happening with timeouts and false ddos readings.. got this earlier. ...

I am pretty sure this is a trick, right? #Census2021au #CensusFail @ABSStats

Banksysays's tweet image. I am pretty sure this is a trick, right? #Census2021au #CensusFail @ABSStats

OMG, people are saying #MyHealthRecord is an even bigger disaster than #CensusFail!!!??? Who is @TurnbullMalcolm going to blame this time? #auspol #Mayo

AngryGranny1's tweet image. OMG, people are saying #MyHealthRecord is an even bigger disaster than #CensusFail!!!??? Who is @TurnbullMalcolm going to blame this time? #auspol #Mayo

The Liberals have literally decimated the public service. No wonder we've seen debacles like: - corporate tax avoidance - overloaded federal courts - #CensusFail - cultural institution cutbacks - 36 million calls to DHS that went unanswered #auspol

ALeighMP's tweet image. The Liberals have literally decimated the public service. No wonder we've seen debacles like:
- corporate tax avoidance
- overloaded federal courts
- #CensusFail
- cultural institution cutbacks
- 36 million calls to DHS that went unanswered
#auspol

Hey there, @SensesFail. It's #Census night in Australia, and hopefully you don't hear from as many of us as you did a few years back... You remember, right? That whole #CensusFail thing. Anyway, hop all is well and I reckon you'd have to agree - they were simpler times, hey?


They’ve had how many years to write that total shit document? #CensusDesigningLies #CensusFail #Census21 #Census2021 #Census #Census2021au


I guess 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️are not considered “population,” ⁦@AlboMP⁩ ⁦@RichardMarlesMP#censusfail #giveusourvoice

JohnOSullivan36's tweet image. I guess 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️are not considered “population,” ⁦@AlboMP⁩ ⁦@RichardMarlesMP⁩ #censusfail #giveusourvoice

#optoutMHR here we go! With ingrained manipulation of all private data across ALL LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT for nefarious purposes I do not want these fools anywhere near my health data! Anyone remember #censusfail?

Mr99er's tweet image. #optoutMHR here we go!
With ingrained manipulation of all private data across ALL LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT for nefarious purposes I do not want these fools anywhere near my health data!
Anyone remember #censusfail?

Really @ABSStats you should give people multiple options.. I have English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Australian, Portuguese ancestry why limit it to 2 #Census2021au #CensusFail

JohnOSullivan36's tweet image. Really @ABSStats you should give people multiple options.. I have English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Australian, Portuguese ancestry why limit it to 2 #Census2021au #CensusFail

The lack of decent gender representation (or anything LGBTQIA+ at all) in #Census21 is particularily damning when the damn APS Census this year did it better. #censusfail

replygirlsystem's tweet image. The lack of decent gender representation (or anything LGBTQIA+ at all) in #Census21 is particularily damning when the damn APS Census this year did it better.
#censusfail

Brought to you by the same idiots that gave us #censusfail, #mygov and ongoing #ATO outages >> Historic changes as pollies set to phone in their votes #auspol

PerthWAustralia's tweet image. Brought to you by the same idiots that gave us #censusfail, #mygov and ongoing #ATO outages >> Historic changes as pollies set to phone in their votes #auspol

The Liberals have literally decimated the public service. No wonder we've seen debacles like: - corporate tax avoidance - overloaded federal courts - #CensusFail - cultural institution cutbacks - 36 million calls to DHS that went unanswered #auspol

PerthWAustralia's tweet image. The Liberals have literally decimated the public service. No wonder we've seen debacles like:
- corporate tax avoidance
- overloaded federal courts
- #CensusFail
- cultural institution cutbacks
- 36 million calls to DHS that went unanswered
#auspol

The Liberals have literally decimated the public service. No wonder we've seen debacles like: - corporate tax avoidance - overloaded federal courts - #CensusFail - cultural institution cutbacks - 36 million calls to DHS that went unanswered #auspol

ALeighMP's tweet image. The Liberals have literally decimated the public service. No wonder we've seen debacles like:
- corporate tax avoidance
- overloaded federal courts
- #CensusFail
- cultural institution cutbacks
- 36 million calls to DHS that went unanswered
#auspol


I’m getting this post login with temporary password #census #Census2021au #CensusFail

d1scohawks's tweet image. I’m getting this post login with temporary password #census #Census2021au #CensusFail

#CensusFail I got around this error by using the browser Mozilla Firefox

d1scohawks's tweet image. #CensusFail I got around this error by using the browser Mozilla Firefox

. Brass Razoo - the definitive version describing the eCensus DDoS attack against the Australian Bureau of Statistics. brassrazoo.com.au/casestudy/Aust… #DDOS #censusfail #hack #parliament #auspol #qt

brass_tweets's tweet image. .
Brass Razoo - the definitive version describing the eCensus DDoS attack against the Australian Bureau of Statistics. 
brassrazoo.com.au/casestudy/Aust…

#DDOS #censusfail #hack #parliament #auspol #qt

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