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Debugging code feels a lot like confessing sins; the guilt doubles with every line! #CoderConfessions ๐ฅ๏ธ๐
When you preach documentation but your heart belongs to ChatGPT. ๐ ๐ธ #CoderConfessions #GPTOverDocs
I don't give a fuck about trendy programmer things like vim and whichever is the hottest js framework today #coderconfessions
Me: *declares variable but doesn't use it* My IDE: How dare you waste my memory! ๐ ๐ป #CoderConfessions #IDEJudgement
Get to work. Put on headphones. Oops left Spotify playing all night. Again. #coderconfessions
#coderconfessions My fear of failing is sometimes so bad, my brain refuses to learn new things.
#coderconfessions I really donยดt know why I should care about UML notations as long as my team agrees with what I wanted to explain.
That moment when you realize you've been debugging the wrong part of the code for hours. ๐ #CoderConfessions
@msdev well...sometimes...troublesome bits of code get renamed to the name of someone I'm mad at :x #coderconfessions #findandreplaceallFTW
Iโm pretty sure that I enjoy deleting code more than I enjoy writing new code. #coderconfessions
RT @msdev: Sometimes when I'm wearing headphones, I can hear you, I'm just ignoring you. #coderconfessions
Sometimes when I'm wearing headphones, I can hear you, I'm just ignoring you. #coderconfessions
#coderconfessions I know I'll have to learn them sooner or later but my deep fear of 'regular' expressions is overwhelming.
I just tried to comment out a line in Google Docs. #coderconfessions
That moment after a day hammering a keyboard due to deadlines and you see code coverage drop from 80% to 62.97% - #coderconfessions
RT @HackerNewsOnion: I practice pair programming in front of the mirror. #coderconfessions
When you preach documentation but your heart belongs to ChatGPT. ๐ ๐ธ #CoderConfessions #GPTOverDocs
That moment when you realize you've been debugging the wrong part of the code for hours. ๐ #CoderConfessions
Interviewer: "Koi challenging project kiya hai?" Me: "Apne code ko samajhna hi maha-challenge hai, baki toh easy hai!" ๐๐ป #CoderConfessions #CodingJourney #code #developer
Me: *declares variable but doesn't use it* My IDE: How dare you waste my memory! ๐ ๐ป #CoderConfessions #IDEJudgement
Sometimes I have to hold up my fingers in little less-than/greater-than symbols to work out which one is which. #CoderConfessions
I donโt feel like I know enough so instead of applying for jobs, I keep tackling new tutorials... #coderconfessions #CodeNewbie
I don't give a fuck about trendy programmer things like vim and whichever is the hottest js framework today #coderconfessions
#coderconfessions I was never a "nerd". In fact I'm probably the opposite. Sure I read a ton, and like tech (figuring out hard problems), but I was also a sales guy, a football/ basketball player, and a musician long before I coded anything. Ive been rejected from jobs for it too
I would walk barefoot across hot coals to avoid using a switch statement. #CoderConfessions
Trial and error is an accepted scientific method. #CoderConfessions
"Who wrote this code?! Oh wait...I did" - @Jambler24 #coderconfessions
Sometimes I feel like I use a thesaurus more than a writer, while trying to come up with good variable names. #coderconfessions
#coderconfessions I know I'll have to learn them sooner or later but my deep fear of 'regular' expressions is overwhelming.
That moment after a day hammering a keyboard due to deadlines and you see code coverage drop from 80% to 62.97% - #coderconfessions
#coderconfessions My fear of failing is sometimes so bad, my brain refuses to learn new things.
When you preach documentation but your heart belongs to ChatGPT. ๐ ๐ธ #CoderConfessions #GPTOverDocs
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