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American keys are going to be uuuuuuuuge! #DBAHumor
I've just signed an executive order eliminating foreign keys from databases forever. Use AMERICAN KEYS instead! ACTION!
My relationship status with my database: It's complicated, but at least it never talks back... unless I mess up a constraint. Then it screams. #DBAhumor #DataScience
I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-A-Base. Storage optimized for maximum puns. Store your humor here: techgeeksapparel.com/i-keep-all-my-… #Dadabase #DBAHumor #TechDadJokes
A DBA walks up to two tables at a restaurant and asks "Can I join you?" #DBAHumor
Stole this from a mailing list at work. johnmyleswhite.com/notebook/2014/… #DBAHumor
#DBAHumor RT @billinkc "George Foreman lives on the edge: hes not afraid of violating primary keys, 5/10 kids have same name" #sqlsat92
Table design talk (with myself): that would make the grouping wonky, I hate wonky grouping, this needs to be a dewonkized table. #dbahumor
#hammerdb loads stock for tpcc warehouses of Districts 1-10. What happened to District 11 & 12? Wheres Katniss? #dbahumor #punny
@bob_duffy Maybe they should have called it "Always Up" instead. #dbahumor
@AaronBertrand It must be "select DATENAME(dw,getdate())" #Friday #DBAHumor
PMON is like an old hotel maid cleaning up after a Mick Jagger concert. The party’s over. The room's a mess. But she shows up, mop in hand, restoring every crashed session like nothing ever happened. #OracleDBA #DBAhumor #PMON #OracleLife #TechTwitter #DatabaseAdmin #SysAdmin
xkcd: Exploits of a Mom #hilarious #dbahumor #wishithoughtofit xkcd.com/327/
My relationship status with my database: It's complicated, but at least it never talks back... unless I mess up a constraint. Then it screams. #DBAhumor #DataScience
PMON is like an old hotel maid cleaning up after a Mick Jagger concert. The party’s over. The room's a mess. But she shows up, mop in hand, restoring every crashed session like nothing ever happened. #OracleDBA #DBAhumor #PMON #OracleLife #TechTwitter #DatabaseAdmin #SysAdmin
DBA goals: seamlessly migrating a mssql .bak file to postgresql like a pro! #DBAHumor #TechChallenges #WeekendProject" URL: devhubby.com/thread/how-to-…
My database admin walks into a bar, but quickly leaves. It wasn't normalized and had too many JOINs. #DBAHumor #NoChill #BudasBits #BudaConsulting
#DBAHumor If you don’t get it, don’t worry about. Just know that someone is laughing hysterically.
I had a joke about tables, but I dropped it.
American keys are going to be uuuuuuuuge! #DBAHumor
I've just signed an executive order eliminating foreign keys from databases forever. Use AMERICAN KEYS instead! ACTION!
My relationship status with my database: It's complicated, but at least it never talks back... unless I mess up a constraint. Then it screams. #DBAhumor #DataScience
I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-A-Base. Storage optimized for maximum puns. Store your humor here: techgeeksapparel.com/i-keep-all-my-… #Dadabase #DBAHumor #TechDadJokes
PMON is like an old hotel maid cleaning up after a Mick Jagger concert. The party’s over. The room's a mess. But she shows up, mop in hand, restoring every crashed session like nothing ever happened. #OracleDBA #DBAhumor #PMON #OracleLife #TechTwitter #DatabaseAdmin #SysAdmin
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