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Thanks @EnglishHeritage for the heads up that my partner has had a sex change and bunked up with my dad #databasefail
Curses @united ! Your computers uncovered my secret nocturnal destination! #batman #batdad #databaseFail
So I just got a direct mailer from Intrav Private Jet Service. They haven't seen my bank account! #databasefail
Some days you have to wonder...telephone call asking to speak to Mr.Customeyes,happens all the time #DataBaseFail
I regularly receive snail-mail from Kaiser Permanente addressed to the previous owner of my house. No big deal, except that she moved out of this house TWENTY ONE YEARS AGO. #DatabaseFail
2e Renaultdealer die attendeert op APK voor auto die ik 3 jaar geleden al heb ingeruild. #databasefail @Renault_NL
Unbeknownst to my colleague, the PM appointed him to the Senate. @liberal_party found out though. #databasefail
Hey @ESPNcricinfo @andymcg_cricket @CricketAus @Bj_orJulian @mj_slats Who are William O'Hanlon and Amit Pagnis (@imamitpagnis)? Fairly sure they aren't Australian Test Caps #356 & #357.😆😂🤣 #databasefail espncricinfo.com/player/team/au…
Dear @NCS, tho' I am old enough to be a grandmother, last time I checked I didn't have any teenagers #databasefail
If I type "pine cones and holly berries" why does Grooveshark return "timmy and the lords of the underworld?" #databasefail
Haha - what the heck? This pic showed up in my twitpic feed - dunno why or how: http://twitpic.com/16zstc #databasefail
Email do vagas.com.br: "Abertura de vaga: Secretária" ¬¬ #databaseFAIL
hooray for the #DataBaseFail i just had the messed up over 200 lines on an excel sheet....
Actual words just out of my mouth: "Hello, can I speak to Ninja?" #databasefail
Don't say "let's sleep on different sides of the bed this time" when he's never stayed over before! Oops. #databasefail #y'alllookalike
CCK just sent me invitation to womens event "becoming a "woman of faith". Thanks, I'll stick to being a man of faith for now #databasefail
#DatabaseFail at work...what's that?? go play online and send @tatisr a #LeeLove email?? don't mind if i do....
It's amazing what one little missing where clause in a SQL update statement can do #DatabaseFail #oops
As a scrawny male, I find it odd that PayPal just sent me a coupon for Lane Bryant, a store for, um, not-scrawny females. #DatabaseFail
Aliás, e esse Vagas.com.br que me manda emails de vagas de Secretária, Repórter... #databaseFAIL
Because, you know, who needs structured data in this digital age anyway? 🙄 #DatabaseFail #DisclosureLapses #SEBI
When you accidentally create a Cartesian join in ClickHouse and your query is slower than a snail in molasses. 🐌💻 #DatabaseFail #SQLOops #ClickHouse #DevLife #SlowQueries #jokes #DBA #SQLTips #ClickHouse
Hey @tacobelluk trying to send feedback on your site, but can't because I've sent one in before. Is it a 1 feedback limit per customer? Tell your Devs they need to use a different key in their database than email address! #cantgetcomplaintsiftheycantcontactus #databasefail
Hey @ESPNcricinfo @andymcg_cricket @CricketAus @Bj_orJulian @mj_slats Who are William O'Hanlon and Amit Pagnis (@imamitpagnis)? Fairly sure they aren't Australian Test Caps #356 & #357.😆😂🤣 #databasefail espncricinfo.com/player/team/au…
You are not allowed to publish or sell my personal information without my consent! Remove it immediately #Databasefail
@hm and this magazine can also go straight into the recycle bin. Maybe not such a good idea to send the latest women and kids fashion to two guys on the same address? #databasefail
Customer service @Hertz was not able to help me at all "no cars available in the area" with no recourse. After hours of struggle, I just went to the main lot near the airport and found "dozens" of options available. #databasefail
I regularly receive snail-mail from Kaiser Permanente addressed to the previous owner of my house. No big deal, except that she moved out of this house TWENTY ONE YEARS AGO. #DatabaseFail
#DatabaseFail Who knew that most of my natal relatives were actually silicon? This actually explains SO MUCH...
Data PSA for creating a usable database: Never, ever use nested excel sheets in PowerPoint. #databasefail At a minimum, use excel (by itself) and create multiple sheets within the workbook - no PowerPoint. Better yet talk with #DataScientists for better solutions.
Wow!! @ZomatoIN calls and says someone ordered a cake, I was like wow and says #Chennai address while here I'm in #Hyderabad waiting for my dinner. How many people do they call from the same number @Zomato? 6 calls and all the same Chennai cake square place. #Databasefail
To people stealth-liking or retweeting my tweets or replies, I can still see a notification with your account info every time you retweet or like. Just a heads-up to let people know that their anonymous (though positive) actions aren't quite so anonymous. #databasefail
Went buy some new glasses but @zennioptical lost my login (that's unchanged in a password app) so I'll purchase elsewhere. #DataBaseFail
Some days you have to wonder...telephone call asking to speak to Mr.Customeyes,happens all the time #DataBaseFail
Just received a lovely customized alumni #fundraising mailer ... from a college I didn't attend. #highered #DatabaseFail @TCU
National Citizen Service? That's the bunch who sent me a letter about how it would benefit my children. My youngest is 21... #databasefail
Curses @united ! Your computers uncovered my secret nocturnal destination! #batman #batdad #databaseFail
Thanks @EnglishHeritage for the heads up that my partner has had a sex change and bunked up with my dad #databasefail
So I just got a direct mailer from Intrav Private Jet Service. They haven't seen my bank account! #databasefail
Some days you have to wonder...telephone call asking to speak to Mr.Customeyes,happens all the time #DataBaseFail
I regularly receive snail-mail from Kaiser Permanente addressed to the previous owner of my house. No big deal, except that she moved out of this house TWENTY ONE YEARS AGO. #DatabaseFail
2e Renaultdealer die attendeert op APK voor auto die ik 3 jaar geleden al heb ingeruild. #databasefail @Renault_NL
Hey @tacobelluk trying to send feedback on your site, but can't because I've sent one in before. Is it a 1 feedback limit per customer? Tell your Devs they need to use a different key in their database than email address! #cantgetcomplaintsiftheycantcontactus #databasefail
Unbeknownst to my colleague, the PM appointed him to the Senate. @liberal_party found out though. #databasefail
Hey @ESPNcricinfo @andymcg_cricket @CricketAus @Bj_orJulian @mj_slats Who are William O'Hanlon and Amit Pagnis (@imamitpagnis)? Fairly sure they aren't Australian Test Caps #356 & #357.😆😂🤣 #databasefail espncricinfo.com/player/team/au…
Dear @NCS, tho' I am old enough to be a grandmother, last time I checked I didn't have any teenagers #databasefail
Augh, the #databasefail continues. Screenshot of error message, w/ all fields having content: http://yfrog.com/n75egj #argh #thisisCURSED
Haha - what the heck? This pic showed up in my twitpic feed - dunno why or how: http://twitpic.com/16zstc #databasefail
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