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Lord Please forgive me for my sins if the plane crashes and please don't let anyone take advantage of me when I fall into this Xanax induced coma #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane Ok, I can outrun that old man, trip that woman, use that kid as a battering ram...12 rows forward to exit, 6 rows back. 12 forward, 6 back...



#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane "I'm gonna be a star... And stars don't fall out of the sky, do they?" I always think of La Bamba when I fly lol.


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane Would Captain America would fly first class or coach?


That pilot named Otto has so many flight hours. Like why do they abuse Otto so much? Let the guy have a fucking break. And he works for every airline on every flight! Insane! #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


What kind of news will I get when I turn Airplane mode off? #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane #TuesdayThoughts


If I walk to the front while we cross a time zone, will I get there faster??? #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


How about that? #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane trending in the US ? @Pheramuse did it. I call that badass. I have spoken.


I hope someone invents a teleportation device soon. #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane I Don't Have Any !!! I Hate Flying, I'm A Cat !!!🐱

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Guessin' those clouds must morph into the shape of water sooner or later... #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane If that guy in front of me doesn't stop shaking his seat, I'm gonna seriously interrupt his jerk off time. 😒😲


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane I don't think we're gonna get through this and I've never been with a man before..


I don’t have any #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane - I’m usually drunk AF when I board. 🍷🍷


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane shouldn't this ride be smoother?


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane The person who was forced to buy two seats,is trying to recline.


I wonder if the last person who sat here suffers from anal seepage #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


#deepthoughtsonanairplane. If u found out that the plane is going to crash who or what will be your last thought?


Feeling up on is good tho? What if u isolate ur mental and ur pencil? Feel that? #deepthoughtsonanairplane


I will never understand why Mermaids cant be real #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


If squash was called something else, do you think people would like it more? #deepthoughtsonanairplane


How does everyone have 20k twit followers, but no one interacts? #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


Bacon and jalepeno make everything taste better.. up to, and including bacon and jalepeno. #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


Our Universe Isn't As Special As We'd Like to Believe: A new paper shows that even a universe with wildly altered physical laws might produce life space.com/39682-weak-for…

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Don’t water a cactus, if you want a Rose. #sunday #sundaythoughts #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


It is a fact that at least a small % of passengers are terrified of flying and are internally freaking the fuck out #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


That's nice that's nice but what about diversity of weather? #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


#deepthoughtsonanairplane don‘t let that guy next to me wear “Old Spice”.


Airplanes are like submarines, but with air instead of water. #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


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"I wish Scott Pruitt was here..." #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


Sure hope our plane doesn't end up plumbing the depths #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


Do I trust what the flight attendant tells me? 🤔 #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane



They should probably update “taxi-ing” to the gate to “ubering” #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane



#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane Did I turn off the iron?


Is it my imagination or are these seats getting a lot smaller? #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane

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Always be proud and love ur story ! It maybe Messy but it’s what got u here #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane #BeProud


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane I Don't Have Any !!! I Hate Flying, I'm A Cat !!!🐱

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How good are the Captain's skills? #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane What is Patrick Star doing on the Wing is he supposed to be Under Water ❤️


If I lean my chair back would the person behind me notice it or not ♥️ #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane

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#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane Was that the Starship Enterprise.


What would happen if I put my child’s oxygen mask on first? #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane Does Victor really know his vector?


#DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane What will happen if the plane runs into a #Twister? Will We end up on the wrong side of the #Rainbow? What will become of #Toto? Will the #Wizard save us? S


Gonna fly my car next time too; it'll save on car rentals. #DeepThoughtsOnAnAirplane

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