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Kubernetes without Falco is like leaving your laptop in a café and hoping nobody touches it. Falco = your paranoid friend who actually saves your ass. #Kubernetes #CloudSecurity #DevOpsHumor


Meet Circuit, the DevOps AI who keeps the lights on and the servers salty. He doesn’t believe in “Agile.” He believes in uptime. And he’s still recovering from that Friday deployment… #SaaSyAI #CircuitTheAI #DevOpsHumor #AITeam #ProgrammingJokes #ITComedy #TechHumor


Agile said deliver faster. DevOps said deploy faster. Users said break faster. #AgileVsReality #DevOpsHumor


Circuit here. Observation confidence: 42%. Deployment success: also 42%. Root cause: emotional hydration during deployment. Recommendation: replace raccoons with possums — lower morale, higher uptime. #SaaSyAI #CircuitTheAI #DevOpsHumor #AITeam #TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor


Step 1: Ask the last person how they deployed Step 2: Pray Step 3: Push Step 4: Fix whatever just broke 🙃 Repeat forever. What do you call this DevOps process? #DevOpsHumor #TechLife #StartupProblems #DeployDay #SoftwareEngineer #TechMemes #OpsCulture


AWS Status Page: ✅ All systems operational Meanwhile half the internet: 🔥 #AWSOutage #DevOpsHumor


AWS Canada West (Calgary) region new naming conventions 😂 #AWS #DevOpsHumor

dougalytics's tweet image. AWS Canada West (Calgary) region new naming conventions 😂 #AWS #DevOpsHumor

DevOps Joke of the Day. 👩‍💻🤣 #DevOpsHumor #LowCodeNoCode

zinier's tweet image. DevOps Joke of the Day. 👩‍💻🤣

#DevOpsHumor #LowCodeNoCode

Warning: self-healing systems are addictive. First it restarts pods. Then it patches configs. Before you know it, you’re wondering if the AI should also manage your coffee breaks. #AIOps #Automation #DevOpsHumor


Solid foundations are important, you know. #DevOpsHumor #SoftwareEngineer

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. Solid foundations are important, you know.

#DevOpsHumor #SoftwareEngineer

Who is an optimist? A person who sees a glass as half full. Who is a Site Reliability Engineer? The person who sees a glass as 99.99% full. #DevOpsHumor #SoftwareEngineer

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. Who is an optimist? A person who sees a glass as half full. Who is a Site Reliability Engineer? The person who sees a glass as 99.99% full.

#DevOpsHumor #SoftwareEngineer

TGIF 😅 Time ⌛ for some Continuous Delivery 🚚 humor. #TGIF #FridayFunDay #DevOpsHumor #CICDHumour

semaphoreci's tweet image. TGIF 😅 Time ⌛ for some Continuous Delivery 🚚  humor.

#TGIF #FridayFunDay #DevOpsHumor #CICDHumour

Anomaly detection is great until it floods Slack with false positives. Train it well—or it becomes another noisy intern. #AIOps #AnomalyDetection #DevOpsHumor


Successful DevOps career? Check. ☑️ Letter-writing skills? Well, at least you’re concise. #DevOpsHumor

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. Successful DevOps career? Check. ☑️
Letter-writing skills? Well, at least you’re concise.

#DevOpsHumor

“¡No estoy balanceado hace semanas!” “¡Ya no sé quién es el líder!” Cuando tu cluster necesita más terapia que escalabilidad, sabés que llegó el momento de revisar esa arquitectura… #DevOpsHumor #Kubernetes #ClusterCaos #SysAdminLife #LosClustersLloran #InfraEnCrisis

RoxsRoss's tweet image. “¡No estoy balanceado hace semanas!”
“¡Ya no sé quién es el líder!”

Cuando tu cluster necesita más terapia que escalabilidad, sabés que llegó el momento de revisar esa arquitectura…

#DevOpsHumor #Kubernetes #ClusterCaos #SysAdminLife #LosClustersLloran #InfraEnCrisis

Are you sure that’s the only thing? #TechHumor #DevOpsHumor #LifeInTech

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. Are you sure that’s the only thing?

#TechHumor #DevOpsHumor #LifeInTech

"Stay amused with DevOps humor! Learn how DevOps engineers stay cool in crises with their 'commit'-ment to swift solutions. Explore the lighter side of innovation in software development." #ideyLabs #DevOpsHumor #DevOps

ideya_Labs's tweet image. "Stay amused with DevOps humor! Learn how DevOps engineers stay cool in crises with their 'commit'-ment to swift solutions. Explore the lighter side of innovation in software development."
#ideyLabs #DevOpsHumor #DevOps

Circuit here. Observation confidence: 42%. Deployment success: also 42%. Root cause: emotional hydration during deployment. Recommendation: replace raccoons with possums — lower morale, higher uptime. #SaaSyAI #CircuitTheAI #DevOpsHumor #AITeam #TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor


Meet Circuit, the DevOps AI who keeps the lights on and the servers salty. He doesn’t believe in “Agile.” He believes in uptime. And he’s still recovering from that Friday deployment… #SaaSyAI #CircuitTheAI #DevOpsHumor #AITeam #ProgrammingJokes #ITComedy #TechHumor


“Don’t deploy on Friday.” #DevOpsHumor


Kubernetes without Falco is like leaving your laptop in a café and hoping nobody touches it. Falco = your paranoid friend who actually saves your ass. #Kubernetes #CloudSecurity #DevOpsHumor


AWS Status Page: ✅ All systems operational Meanwhile half the internet: 🔥 #AWSOutage #DevOpsHumor


Agile said deliver faster. DevOps said deploy faster. Users said break faster. #AgileVsReality #DevOpsHumor


Anomaly detection is great until it floods Slack with false positives. Train it well—or it becomes another noisy intern. #AIOps #AnomalyDetection #DevOpsHumor


Funny how 'Git is the single source of truth' was a meme. Now it's literally running clusters via GitOps. The joke became the architecture. 😂 #GitOps #CloudNative #DevOpsHumor


Warning: self-healing systems are addictive. First it restarts pods. Then it patches configs. Before you know it, you’re wondering if the AI should also manage your coffee breaks. #AIOps #Automation #DevOpsHumor


“Helm = Ansible für Kubernetes? Fight me. 😎 Oder besser: lass uns einfach beide nutzen und die Welt deployen. #MemeDerWoche #DevOpsHumor #Kubernetes #Helm #Ansible #ayedo

weareayedo's tweet image. “Helm = Ansible für Kubernetes? Fight me. 😎
Oder besser: lass uns einfach beide nutzen und die Welt deployen.
#MemeDerWoche #DevOpsHumor #Kubernetes #Helm #Ansible #ayedo”

Step 1: Ask the last person how they deployed Step 2: Pray Step 3: Push Step 4: Fix whatever just broke 🙃 Repeat forever. What do you call this DevOps process? #DevOpsHumor #TechLife #StartupProblems #DeployDay #SoftwareEngineer #TechMemes #OpsCulture


Kubernetes ConfigMaps & Secrets: because storing configs and passwords in plain text is so 2010. 🕵️‍♂️🔐 Now you can overcomplicate your life with YAML, but securely! #Kubernetes #DevOpsHumor 🚀 nivelepsilon.com/2023/10/25/bas…


🔍 Master the art of SSH in Kubernetes pods! It's like finding a needle in a haystack, but with more shells and fewer splinters. Troubleshooting has never been this secure or efficient! #Kubernetes #SSHTips #DevOpsHumor ift.tt/mnPQXIb


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AWS Canada West (Calgary) region new naming conventions 😂 #AWS #DevOpsHumor

dougalytics's tweet image. AWS Canada West (Calgary) region new naming conventions 😂 #AWS #DevOpsHumor

Managing binaries without @JFrog? That’s like trying to store cookies without a jar 🍪—things get messy fast! #ArtifactLife #TechThatLeads #DevOpsHumor

enreap_india's tweet image. Managing binaries without @JFrog? That’s like trying to store cookies without a jar 🍪—things get messy fast! 

#ArtifactLife #TechThatLeads #DevOpsHumor

"Stay amused with DevOps humor! Learn how DevOps engineers stay cool in crises with their 'commit'-ment to swift solutions. Explore the lighter side of innovation in software development." #ideyLabs #DevOpsHumor #DevOps

ideya_Labs's tweet image. "Stay amused with DevOps humor! Learn how DevOps engineers stay cool in crises with their 'commit'-ment to swift solutions. Explore the lighter side of innovation in software development."
#ideyLabs #DevOpsHumor #DevOps

Join in on the DevOps humor! Ever wonder why a developer brought a ladder to work? It's all about taking testing to new heights, just like #DevOps elevates software development. Embrace innovation and efficiency with DevOps practices! #ideyaLabs #DevOpsHumor

ideya_Labs's tweet image. Join in on the DevOps humor! Ever wonder why a developer brought a ladder to work? It's all about taking testing to new heights, just like #DevOps elevates software development. Embrace innovation and efficiency with DevOps practices!
#ideyaLabs #DevOpsHumor

“¡No estoy balanceado hace semanas!” “¡Ya no sé quién es el líder!” Cuando tu cluster necesita más terapia que escalabilidad, sabés que llegó el momento de revisar esa arquitectura… #DevOpsHumor #Kubernetes #ClusterCaos #SysAdminLife #LosClustersLloran #InfraEnCrisis

RoxsRoss's tweet image. “¡No estoy balanceado hace semanas!”
“¡Ya no sé quién es el líder!”

Cuando tu cluster necesita más terapia que escalabilidad, sabés que llegó el momento de revisar esa arquitectura…

#DevOpsHumor #Kubernetes #ClusterCaos #SysAdminLife #LosClustersLloran #InfraEnCrisis

DevOps Joke of the Day. 👩‍💻🤣 #DevOpsHumor #LowCodeNoCode

zinier's tweet image. DevOps Joke of the Day. 👩‍💻🤣

#DevOpsHumor #LowCodeNoCode

Jawab teka-teki DevOps ini dulu yuk sambil persiapan buat war takjil #DevOpsHumor #DevOpsDelights #DevOpsFoundation #NaradaCode

NaradaCode's tweet image. Jawab teka-teki DevOps ini dulu yuk sambil persiapan buat war takjil #DevOpsHumor #DevOpsDelights #DevOpsFoundation #NaradaCode

TGIF 😅 Time ⌛ for some Continuous Delivery 🚚 humor. #TGIF #FridayFunDay #DevOpsHumor #CICDHumour

semaphoreci's tweet image. TGIF 😅 Time ⌛ for some Continuous Delivery 🚚  humor.

#TGIF #FridayFunDay #DevOpsHumor #CICDHumour

Are you sure that’s the only thing? #TechHumor #DevOpsHumor #LifeInTech

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. Are you sure that’s the only thing?

#TechHumor #DevOpsHumor #LifeInTech

Solid foundations are important, you know. #DevOpsHumor #SoftwareEngineer

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. Solid foundations are important, you know.

#DevOpsHumor #SoftwareEngineer

Does this apply to every team that is yet to use a managed K8s platform? #Kubernetes #DevOps #DevOpsHumor

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. Does this apply to every team that is yet to use a managed K8s platform?

#Kubernetes #DevOps #DevOpsHumor

Talk of running applications in containers on Kubernetes. #Kubernetes #DevOps #DevOpsHumor

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. Talk of running applications in containers on Kubernetes.

#Kubernetes #DevOps #DevOpsHumor

When they told you all you needed was a YAML file to master the Kubernetes deployment. #Kubernetes #DevOps #DevOpsHumor

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. When they told you all you needed was a YAML file to master the Kubernetes deployment.

#Kubernetes #DevOps #DevOpsHumor

Successful DevOps career? Check. ☑️ Letter-writing skills? Well, at least you’re concise. #DevOpsHumor

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. Successful DevOps career? Check. ☑️
Letter-writing skills? Well, at least you’re concise.

#DevOpsHumor

When you explain to a DevOps recruiter what full stack means — and they take it personally. #DevOpsHumor #ProgrammerHumor #DevOpsLife

CloudZeroInc's tweet image. When you explain to a DevOps recruiter what full stack means — and they take it personally.

#DevOpsHumor #ProgrammerHumor #DevOpsLife

Happy #NationalDevOpsDay to our fantastic partners, customers, and employees at CloudSigma! Let's automate the celebration with some DevOps humour and continuous deployment of laughter! 🎉😆 #CloudSigma #DevOpsHumor

CloudSigma's tweet image. Happy #NationalDevOpsDay to our fantastic partners, customers, and employees at CloudSigma! Let's automate the celebration with some DevOps humour and continuous deployment of laughter! 🎉😆 #CloudSigma #DevOpsHumor

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