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Company email said: “We’re like family.” Then announced layoffs… via Zoom. Ah yes, just like family—if your family schedules a call to kick you out. 🫠 What’s the most family-like thing your company ever did? #WorkplaceHumor #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #OfficeIrony

jordanimutan's tweet image. Company email said: “We’re like family.”

Then announced layoffs… via Zoom.

Ah yes, just like family—if your family schedules a call to kick you out. 🫠

What’s the most family-like thing your company ever did?

#WorkplaceHumor #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #OfficeIrony…

Just got invited to a “quick sync.” It lasted 90 minutes, solved nothing, and ended with “Let’s regroup tomorrow.” Is “quick” a vibe now, not a duration? 😩 What’s your record for the longest “quick” meeting? #MeetingMadness #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor

jordanimutan's tweet image. Just got invited to a “quick sync.”

It lasted 90 minutes, solved nothing, and ended with “Let’s regroup tomorrow.”

Is “quick” a vibe now, not a duration? 😩

What’s your record for the longest “quick” meeting?

#MeetingMadness #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor…

Manager: “Take initiative. Be bold.” Me: Shares a new idea Manager: “Yeah… let’s not rock the boat.” So I boldly took initiative… to stay silent next time. 😑 What happened the last time you “spoke up”? #CorporateContradictions #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor #OfficeIrony

jordanimutan's tweet image. Manager: “Take initiative. Be bold.”

Me: Shares a new idea

Manager: “Yeah… let’s not rock the boat.”

So I boldly took initiative… to stay silent next time. 😑

What happened the last time you “spoke up”?

#CorporateContradictions #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor #OfficeIrony…

HR just launched a new “Open Door Policy.” So I walked in with feedback. Now there’s a meeting on why I’m “not aligned with company values.” 😅 Ever been punished for doing exactly what they said? #OpenDoorPolicy #WorkplaceIrony #DilbertVibes #OfficeHumor #CorporateLife

jordanimutan's tweet image. HR just launched a new “Open Door Policy.”

So I walked in with feedback.

Now there’s a meeting on why I’m “not aligned with company values.” 😅

Ever been punished for doing exactly what they said?

#OpenDoorPolicy #WorkplaceIrony #DilbertVibes #OfficeHumor #CorporateLife…

Just got added to a group chat titled “Urgent but not stressful.” It has 87 unread messages... and counting. Quick Q: Is stress still optional, or was that just in the title? #WorkChatChaos #OfficeIrony #DilbertVibes #CorporateLife #TooManyNotifications #UrgentButNotReally

jordanimutan's tweet image. Just got added to a group chat titled “Urgent but not stressful.”

It has 87 unread messages... and counting.

Quick Q: Is stress still optional, or was that just in the title?

#WorkChatChaos #OfficeIrony #DilbertVibes #CorporateLife #TooManyNotifications #UrgentButNotReally…

Boss said, “Look busy.” So I opened Excel, hit formula view, and stared like I was decoding the Matrix. Inbox ignored. Crisis averted. Be honest—what’s your go-to move when you need to look productive? 😂 #TaskMasking #DilbertVibes #OfficeHumor #FakeBusy #WorkplaceRealness


Just got invited to a “quick sync.” It lasted 90 minutes, solved nothing, and ended with “Let’s regroup tomorrow.” Is “quick” a vibe now, not a duration? 😩 What’s your record for the longest “quick” meeting? #MeetingMadness #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor

jordanimutan's tweet image. Just got invited to a “quick sync.”

It lasted 90 minutes, solved nothing, and ended with “Let’s regroup tomorrow.”

Is “quick” a vibe now, not a duration? 😩

What’s your record for the longest “quick” meeting?

#MeetingMadness #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor…

Company email said: “We’re like family.” Then announced layoffs… via Zoom. Ah yes, just like family—if your family schedules a call to kick you out. 🫠 What’s the most family-like thing your company ever did? #WorkplaceHumor #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #OfficeIrony

jordanimutan's tweet image. Company email said: “We’re like family.”

Then announced layoffs… via Zoom.

Ah yes, just like family—if your family schedules a call to kick you out. 🫠

What’s the most family-like thing your company ever did?

#WorkplaceHumor #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #OfficeIrony…

Just got added to a group chat titled “Urgent but not stressful.” It has 87 unread messages... and counting. Quick Q: Is stress still optional, or was that just in the title? #WorkChatChaos #OfficeIrony #DilbertVibes #CorporateLife #TooManyNotifications #UrgentButNotReally

jordanimutan's tweet image. Just got added to a group chat titled “Urgent but not stressful.”

It has 87 unread messages... and counting.

Quick Q: Is stress still optional, or was that just in the title?

#WorkChatChaos #OfficeIrony #DilbertVibes #CorporateLife #TooManyNotifications #UrgentButNotReally…

Manager: “Take initiative. Be bold.” Me: Shares a new idea Manager: “Yeah… let’s not rock the boat.” So I boldly took initiative… to stay silent next time. 😑 What happened the last time you “spoke up”? #CorporateContradictions #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor #OfficeIrony

jordanimutan's tweet image. Manager: “Take initiative. Be bold.”

Me: Shares a new idea

Manager: “Yeah… let’s not rock the boat.”

So I boldly took initiative… to stay silent next time. 😑

What happened the last time you “spoke up”?

#CorporateContradictions #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor #OfficeIrony…

HR just launched a new “Open Door Policy.” So I walked in with feedback. Now there’s a meeting on why I’m “not aligned with company values.” 😅 Ever been punished for doing exactly what they said? #OpenDoorPolicy #WorkplaceIrony #DilbertVibes #OfficeHumor #CorporateLife

jordanimutan's tweet image. HR just launched a new “Open Door Policy.”

So I walked in with feedback.

Now there’s a meeting on why I’m “not aligned with company values.” 😅

Ever been punished for doing exactly what they said?

#OpenDoorPolicy #WorkplaceIrony #DilbertVibes #OfficeHumor #CorporateLife…

Boss said, “Look busy.” So I opened Excel, hit formula view, and stared like I was decoding the Matrix. Inbox ignored. Crisis averted. Be honest—what’s your go-to move when you need to look productive? 😂 #TaskMasking #DilbertVibes #OfficeHumor #FakeBusy #WorkplaceRealness


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Company email said: “We’re like family.” Then announced layoffs… via Zoom. Ah yes, just like family—if your family schedules a call to kick you out. 🫠 What’s the most family-like thing your company ever did? #WorkplaceHumor #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #OfficeIrony

jordanimutan's tweet image. Company email said: “We’re like family.”

Then announced layoffs… via Zoom.

Ah yes, just like family—if your family schedules a call to kick you out. 🫠

What’s the most family-like thing your company ever did?

#WorkplaceHumor #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #OfficeIrony…

Just got invited to a “quick sync.” It lasted 90 minutes, solved nothing, and ended with “Let’s regroup tomorrow.” Is “quick” a vibe now, not a duration? 😩 What’s your record for the longest “quick” meeting? #MeetingMadness #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor

jordanimutan's tweet image. Just got invited to a “quick sync.”

It lasted 90 minutes, solved nothing, and ended with “Let’s regroup tomorrow.”

Is “quick” a vibe now, not a duration? 😩

What’s your record for the longest “quick” meeting?

#MeetingMadness #CorporateLife #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor…

HR just launched a new “Open Door Policy.” So I walked in with feedback. Now there’s a meeting on why I’m “not aligned with company values.” 😅 Ever been punished for doing exactly what they said? #OpenDoorPolicy #WorkplaceIrony #DilbertVibes #OfficeHumor #CorporateLife

jordanimutan's tweet image. HR just launched a new “Open Door Policy.”

So I walked in with feedback.

Now there’s a meeting on why I’m “not aligned with company values.” 😅

Ever been punished for doing exactly what they said?

#OpenDoorPolicy #WorkplaceIrony #DilbertVibes #OfficeHumor #CorporateLife…

Manager: “Take initiative. Be bold.” Me: Shares a new idea Manager: “Yeah… let’s not rock the boat.” So I boldly took initiative… to stay silent next time. 😑 What happened the last time you “spoke up”? #CorporateContradictions #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor #OfficeIrony

jordanimutan's tweet image. Manager: “Take initiative. Be bold.”

Me: Shares a new idea

Manager: “Yeah… let’s not rock the boat.”

So I boldly took initiative… to stay silent next time. 😑

What happened the last time you “spoke up”?

#CorporateContradictions #DilbertVibes #WorkplaceHumor #OfficeIrony…

Just got added to a group chat titled “Urgent but not stressful.” It has 87 unread messages... and counting. Quick Q: Is stress still optional, or was that just in the title? #WorkChatChaos #OfficeIrony #DilbertVibes #CorporateLife #TooManyNotifications #UrgentButNotReally

jordanimutan's tweet image. Just got added to a group chat titled “Urgent but not stressful.”

It has 87 unread messages... and counting.

Quick Q: Is stress still optional, or was that just in the title?

#WorkChatChaos #OfficeIrony #DilbertVibes #CorporateLife #TooManyNotifications #UrgentButNotReally…

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