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#POUG2019 @dani_schnider starts his session with a portrait of his younger self #SQLhorror #horrorSQL
#HorrorSQL seems to be more attractive than #IncrementalStatistics. Thank you @IT_OUG for accepting one of my two submissions
Ready for @Trivadis Performance Days 2019: I will present an extended version of my #HorrorSQL sessiion @tvdpdays #tvdpdays
I completely agree with the message of @Christianschw67 at #ittage: Reduce complexity in #SQL with views and WITH clauses. Makes it more maintainable and avoids #HorrorSQL #KeepYourSQLSimpleAndFast
If you like this kind of horror, then go to Brighton Palace Pier. If you prefer to see some #HorrorSQL statements, come to my session "Avoid Horror Queries: Keep Your SQL Simple and Fast" today at 13:45 in room Charlotte @UKOUG #Techfest19 #PassTheKnowledge
This was one of the best lines in the #PLSQL package I reviewed today: SELECT COUNT (*) INTO l_count FROM DUAL; You don't want to see the rest. #HorrorSQL
Seems I’m a cynical old #SQL dev, too. I was scared today when I saw this statement: SELECT DISTINCT … FROM (SELECT DISTINCT … FROM …) WHERE … IN (SELECT DISTINCT …) #HorrorSQL - once again…
Works perfectly! Thanks to @phsalvisberg for the blog post and of course @TanelPoder for the ashtop.sql script. Now, I can find #HorrorSQL statements even faster ;-)
How to integrate SQL*Plus scripts in @OracleSQLDev explained step by step. salvis.com/blog/2019/10/2…
In 24 hours, I will be (virtually) in India and talk about #HorrorSQL causing #performance issues - and how they can be avoided. Hope to "see" you in the attendees list of the Zoom session. #aioug @OGYatra @aioug
Please give a huge welcome to Dani Schnider @dani_schnider @Trivadis #aioug #OGYatra #Speaker @oracleace @groundbreakers @oracleugs @aioug @Oracle @OracleDevs @Oracle_India #Oracle #oracleusers #Developers #PerformanceTuning #ACED Free Webinar Series aioug.org
Tired of all the cororavirus horror these days and looking for some variety? How about the "Virtual SQL Horror Show" on Thursday? Register for free at @OracleAskTOM Office Hours asktom.oracle.com/pls/apex/f?p=1… #HorrorSQL #homeoffice #TryToHaveAKindOfNormalLife
I will speak about how to avoid #HorrorSQL at #ITOUGTD20 in Milan an Rome. But that I bring beer for the @IT_OUG board is only a rumour. Maybe... I will come by train, let‘s see what is possible 🍺😉 #CraftBeer #Monsterbräu
Do you want suggestion on how brew beers🍻 or avoid horror queries🧟♂️? Then check out our new #ITOUGTD20 Speaker @dani_schnider! Welcome Dani! We heard he'll bring beers for the whole ITOUG Board😉! @OracleItalia #OracleDatabase
This was one of the best lines in the #PLSQL package I reviewed today: SELECT COUNT (*) INTO l_count FROM DUAL; You don't want to see the rest. #HorrorSQL
In 24 hours, I will be (virtually) in India and talk about #HorrorSQL causing #performance issues - and how they can be avoided. Hope to "see" you in the attendees list of the Zoom session. #aioug @OGYatra @aioug
Please give a huge welcome to Dani Schnider @dani_schnider @Trivadis #aioug #OGYatra #Speaker @oracleace @groundbreakers @oracleugs @aioug @Oracle @OracleDevs @Oracle_India #Oracle #oracleusers #Developers #PerformanceTuning #ACED Free Webinar Series aioug.org
Tired of all the cororavirus horror these days and looking for some variety? How about the "Virtual SQL Horror Show" on Thursday? Register for free at @OracleAskTOM Office Hours asktom.oracle.com/pls/apex/f?p=1… #HorrorSQL #homeoffice #TryToHaveAKindOfNormalLife
I will speak about how to avoid #HorrorSQL at #ITOUGTD20 in Milan an Rome. But that I bring beer for the @IT_OUG board is only a rumour. Maybe... I will come by train, let‘s see what is possible 🍺😉 #CraftBeer #Monsterbräu
Do you want suggestion on how brew beers🍻 or avoid horror queries🧟♂️? Then check out our new #ITOUGTD20 Speaker @dani_schnider! Welcome Dani! We heard he'll bring beers for the whole ITOUG Board😉! @OracleItalia #OracleDatabase
I completely agree with the message of @Christianschw67 at #ittage: Reduce complexity in #SQL with views and WITH clauses. Makes it more maintainable and avoids #HorrorSQL #KeepYourSQLSimpleAndFast
If you like this kind of horror, then go to Brighton Palace Pier. If you prefer to see some #HorrorSQL statements, come to my session "Avoid Horror Queries: Keep Your SQL Simple and Fast" today at 13:45 in room Charlotte @UKOUG #Techfest19 #PassTheKnowledge
Works perfectly! Thanks to @phsalvisberg for the blog post and of course @TanelPoder for the ashtop.sql script. Now, I can find #HorrorSQL statements even faster ;-)
How to integrate SQL*Plus scripts in @OracleSQLDev explained step by step. salvis.com/blog/2019/10/2…
Ready for @Trivadis Performance Days 2019: I will present an extended version of my #HorrorSQL sessiion @tvdpdays #tvdpdays
#HorrorSQL seems to be more attractive than #IncrementalStatistics. Thank you @IT_OUG for accepting one of my two submissions
#POUG2019 @dani_schnider starts his session with a portrait of his younger self #SQLhorror #horrorSQL
Seems I’m a cynical old #SQL dev, too. I was scared today when I saw this statement: SELECT DISTINCT … FROM (SELECT DISTINCT … FROM …) WHERE … IN (SELECT DISTINCT …) #HorrorSQL - once again…
#POUG2019 @dani_schnider starts his session with a portrait of his younger self #SQLhorror #horrorSQL
Ready for @Trivadis Performance Days 2019: I will present an extended version of my #HorrorSQL sessiion @tvdpdays #tvdpdays
#HorrorSQL seems to be more attractive than #IncrementalStatistics. Thank you @IT_OUG for accepting one of my two submissions
If you like this kind of horror, then go to Brighton Palace Pier. If you prefer to see some #HorrorSQL statements, come to my session "Avoid Horror Queries: Keep Your SQL Simple and Fast" today at 13:45 in room Charlotte @UKOUG #Techfest19 #PassTheKnowledge
I completely agree with the message of @Christianschw67 at #ittage: Reduce complexity in #SQL with views and WITH clauses. Makes it more maintainable and avoids #HorrorSQL #KeepYourSQLSimpleAndFast
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