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We are all about putting a premium smile on your face.🙂Mention a friend who needs a good laugh. #BritamCares #Insurancejokes #Insurancepuns


Since today is #TellAJokeDay we wanted to share a joke with the highest level of humor. Why did the scarecrow win an award for his insurance? Because he was outstanding in his field protecting assets! #InsuranceJokes #Scarecrow #FarmInsurance

ArmourInsurance's tweet image. Since today is #TellAJokeDay we wanted to share a joke with the highest level of humor. 

Why did the scarecrow win an award for his insurance?
Because he was outstanding in his field protecting assets!
#InsuranceJokes #Scarecrow #FarmInsurance

@PolicyBazaar, why did the insurance policy go to therapy? Because it was feeling 'covered' up! 😄 Can you 'uncover' a solution for my issue now? #PolicyBazaar #InsuranceJokes


Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Nakoa Kai Insurance Professionals and get a free quote, of course! Okay, maybe that's not how the joke goes, but you get the idea. #FreeQuotes #InsuranceJokes

hawaiispeegle's tweet image. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Nakoa Kai Insurance Professionals and get a free quote, of course! Okay, maybe that's not how the joke goes, but you get the idea. #FreeQuotes #InsuranceJokes

Laughter is the best policy! Hit 'like' if we made you giggle. 😂 #BritamCares #Insurancejokes #Insurancepuns


Happy Friday the 13th! Skip getting spooked this year... and get insured with Cambria Smith State Farm! We'll get you covered. Life, Auto, and Fire, we've got it all. #utahinsurance #fridaythe13th #insurancejokes

insbycambria's tweet image. Happy Friday the 13th! Skip getting spooked this year... and get insured with Cambria Smith State Farm! We'll get you covered. Life, Auto, and Fire, we've got it all.

#utahinsurance #fridaythe13th #insurancejokes

Why did the insurance agent bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights in customer "coverage"! #InsuranceJokes #RisingSales


Why did the insurance agent always work late on Fridays? Because they wanted to ensure the weekend was fully covered! #FridayFunnies #InsuranceJokes #TGIF

LewisInsAgency's tweet image. Why did the insurance agent always work late on Fridays? Because they wanted to ensure the weekend was fully covered! #FridayFunnies #InsuranceJokes #TGIF

Driving your Delorean? Don't worry about an expensive insurance policy if you only use it from TIME to TIME. 😂 Jokes aside, it is important to have proper coverage to protect your prized ride. #InsuranceJokes #CarInsurance #ProtectYourRide

xcellence1stIns's tweet image. Driving your Delorean? Don't worry about an expensive insurance policy if you only use it from TIME to TIME. 😂 Jokes aside, it is important to have proper coverage to protect your prized ride. 

#InsuranceJokes #CarInsurance #ProtectYourRide

Sounds like a new insurance agent in the making - Justin Kase! 😄 #InsuranceHumor #InsuranceJokes #SundayFunday

xcellence1stIns's tweet image. Sounds like a new insurance agent in the making - Justin Kase! 😄 

#InsuranceHumor #InsuranceJokes #SundayFunday

On the phone to the insurance company sorting out cover for my car, and they asked if I want to insure my dog too. I said no, he can't drive. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/ins… #Insurance #InsuranceJokes #Joke #Humour


Did you hear about the Medicare insurance agent who went skydiving? She wanted to prove she had a good 'fall' plan! 😄 #MedicareHumor #InsuranceJokes

Jessalynpito's tweet image. Did you hear about the Medicare insurance agent who went skydiving? She wanted to prove she had a good 'fall' plan! 😄 #MedicareHumor #InsuranceJokes

On the phone to the insurance company sorting out cover for my car, and they asked if I want to insure my dog too. I said no, he can't drive. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/ins… #Insurance #InsuranceJokes #Joke #Humour


Hardly use my DeLorean, and the insurance quote was huge even though I told them I only drive it from time to time. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/ins… #Insurance #InsuranceJokes #Joke #Humour


India planning climate-linked insurance ☀️🌧️ Great. Now when it rains cats and dogs, at least my policy will get drenched too. #ClimateFinance #InsuranceJokes #insurance


I didn't realise when I took out my new phone contract that the "unlimited calls" it came with would all be from insurance sales. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/ins… #Insurance #InsuranceJokes #Joke #Humour


Give us a call to review the coverage you have, so we can make sure it's the coverage you need. #dadjokes #bradjokes #insurancejokes #funfriday

McCainStateFarm's tweet image. Give us a call to review the coverage you have, so we can make sure it's the coverage you need. #dadjokes #bradjokes #insurancejokes #funfriday

Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night I'm no longer covered. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/ins… #Insurance #InsuranceJokes #Joke #Humour


On the phone to the insurance company sorting out cover for my car, and they asked if I want to insure my dog too. I said no, he can't drive. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/ins… #Insurance #InsuranceJokes #Joke #Humour


Hardly use my DeLorean, and the insurance quote was huge even though I told them I only drive it from time to time. punsandoneliners.com/randomness/ins… #Insurance #InsuranceJokes #Joke #Humour


Three older gentlemen were lounging on a beach in Florida. One shared his story of taking insurance money after a disaster, prompting the last to wonder, “But how did you manage to create a hurricane?” #BeachLife #InsuranceJokes


A patient was told he had three months to live, but after his health insurance renewed for a whole year, his prognosis suddenly got a lot better. #DarkHumor #InsuranceJokes


Question by Insurance Agent: "How did you get a dent on the headlights?" Answer by Client - "Well, I saw my mother-in-law crossing the street. I panicked and drove off in a hurry. It was too late to avoid hitting her!" #InsuranceJokes #TGIF #Viva365

viva_365's tweet image. Question by Insurance Agent: "How did you get a dent on the headlights?" Answer by Client - "Well, I saw my mother-in-law crossing  the street. I panicked and drove off in a hurry. It was too late to avoid hitting her!" #InsuranceJokes #TGIF #Viva365

How did your car suffer so much damage on the front? "I came home yesterday and crashed into a tree that we didn't have before. It was the wrong house"! #InsuranceJokes #Viva365

viva_365's tweet image. How did your car suffer so much damage on the front? "I came home yesterday and crashed into a tree that we didn't have before. It was the wrong house"! #InsuranceJokes #Viva365

Question- When making an Insurance claim after your motorbike was knocked over by your cow, how do you prove it? Answer - You can't! Because you just made up the story! #InsuranceJokes #TGIF #Viva365

viva_365's tweet image. Question- When making an Insurance claim after your motorbike was knocked over by your cow, how do you prove it? Answer - You can't! Because you just made up the story! #InsuranceJokes #TGIF #Viva365

Did I do that? #BestTVLines2017 (Save you money, that is. 😉) #insurancejokes


Question by Insurance Agent - "How did you get a dent on the headlights? Answer by Client" - "Well, I left my car unattended for a minute, when by accident or design, it ran away"! #InsuranceJokes #TGIF #Viva365

viva_365's tweet image. Question by Insurance Agent - "How did you get a dent on the headlights? Answer by Client" - "Well, I left my car unattended for a minute, when by accident or design, it ran away"! #InsuranceJokes #TGIF #Viva365

Guess you pay now or pay later... #InsuranceJokes

Simsol_Software's tweet image. Guess you pay now or pay later... #InsuranceJokes

15 pitches could drive in one run or more of baseball insurance.... i.e. @BigBrock9 knocks in a run #InsuranceJokes

Pelicanbaseball's tweet image. 15 pitches could drive in one run or more of baseball insurance.... i.e. @BigBrock9 knocks in a run #InsuranceJokes

Hmmmm!!! how about insuring this against being consumed??? ” #insurancejokes


Two lawyers walk into a bar. The first lawyer says to the second, “So last week I bought a retirement policy. All I´ve got to do is keep up the payments for 15 years and my agent can retire.” #twolawyerswalkintoabar #insurancejokes #orangeinjury

LeavenLaw's tweet image. Two lawyers walk into a bar.  

The first lawyer says to the second, “So last week I bought a retirement policy. All I´ve got to do is keep up the payments for 15 years and my agent can retire.”

#twolawyerswalkintoabar #insurancejokes #orangeinjury

Because insurance talks need not be too serious. But seriously --- what do you think? #lol #insurancejokes #commercialinsurancedenver #commercialpropertydenver #businessinsurancecolorado #f4f

BanyanInsurance's tweet image. Because insurance talks need not be too serious. But seriously --- what do you think? #lol #insurancejokes #commercialinsurancedenver #commercialpropertydenver #businessinsurancecolorado #f4f

What kind of catastrophe insurance did Fleetwood Mac get? Landslide. #HappyFathersDay from Palomar! We hope you are blessed with at least one good “Dad joke” today. #PalomarPride #insurancejokes

PLMRinsurance's tweet image. What kind of catastrophe insurance did Fleetwood Mac get? Landslide.

#HappyFathersDay from Palomar! We hope you are blessed with at least one good “Dad joke” today. #PalomarPride #insurancejokes

What's the name of the Insurance scheme that Obama created? - ObamaCare. And what is it called if your mom is the one paying for it? - YomamaCare! Get it? Yes? No? #InsuranceJokes #Viva365

viva_365's tweet image. What's the name of the Insurance scheme that Obama created? - ObamaCare. And what is it called if your mom is the one paying for it? - YomamaCare! Get it? Yes? No? #InsuranceJokes #Viva365

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Nakoa Kai Insurance Professionals and get a free quote, of course! Okay, maybe that's not how the joke goes, but you get the idea. #FreeQuotes #InsuranceJokes

hawaiispeegle's tweet image. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Nakoa Kai Insurance Professionals and get a free quote, of course! Okay, maybe that's not how the joke goes, but you get the idea. #FreeQuotes #InsuranceJokes

Driving your Delorean? Don't worry about an expensive insurance policy if you only use it from TIME to TIME. 😂 Jokes aside, it is important to have proper coverage to protect your prized ride. #InsuranceJokes #CarInsurance #ProtectYourRide

xcellence1stIns's tweet image. Driving your Delorean? Don't worry about an expensive insurance policy if you only use it from TIME to TIME. 😂 Jokes aside, it is important to have proper coverage to protect your prized ride. 

#InsuranceJokes #CarInsurance #ProtectYourRide

Q: Does anyone know any good or even corny insurance jokes? A: I’d tell you, but I’m waiting for the joke to clear compliance first. #FridayFunDay #InsuranceJokes #IISA

IISA_ins's tweet image. Q: Does anyone know any good or even corny insurance jokes?

A: I’d tell you, but I’m waiting for the joke to clear compliance first.

#FridayFunDay #InsuranceJokes #IISA

The secret to never needing that life insurance? Keep mom happy. 😆💖 No but actually, we wish all those hard working, amazing moms out there a very Happy Mother’s Day! #mothersday #insurancejokes #lol

AlexRueIns's tweet image. The secret to never needing that life insurance? Keep mom happy. 😆💖 
No but actually, we wish all those hard working, amazing moms out there a very Happy Mother’s Day! 
#mothersday #insurancejokes #lol

Corny insurance jokes are always a great way to start the day lol #hampsters #rodent #insurancejokes #wackywednesday

ReSWriter's tweet image. Corny insurance jokes are always a great way to start the day lol

#hampsters #rodent #insurancejokes #wackywednesday

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