"java is everywhere... experience the power of java..." #javaproblems

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Putting `static` on this tweet to make it work for no reason. #javaproblems @milo_price

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When you try to go from a files directory to application root via terminal in a java application. #JavaProblems

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When your algorithm's success or failure depends on the Log4j logger level... #coding #javaproblems

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Grabe kainis yung FileManip na yan. HAHA. #JAVAProblems


I sat at @Starbucks doing work for a few hours today. Now I'm home and I realize my hair smells like coffee #javaproblems


"Did you know that if you do functional programming all the girls will love you?" #javaproblems


I can't do 3 loops in one for the life of me #javaproblems


Java: Write once, debug everywhere. Nothing says "fun weekend" like tracking down why your code worked locally but exploded on the server. Thanks, JVM. #JavaProblems #CodeLife #Debugging 🔥☕️💥


I hate Java 1. 🤯 The infamous **NullPointerException**—Java’s way of saying, “Good luck finding where *nothing* went wrong.” It’s like a surprise party you never wanted. #JavaProblems #NullHell 2. 🐌 **Verbosity**: Writing a simple “Hello, World!” feels like drafting a legal…


🚨 Debugging in Java: 🚨 99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, Take one down, patch it around, 127 bugs in the code. 😅💻 #JavaProblems #CoderLife #Debugging #ProgrammingHumor


Dear #Java, Please don’t make me choose between catching the exception or handling it. 🙏 Love, a tired developer. 😮‍💨 #JavaProblems


When you spend hours trying to figure out how to parse a large YAML file in Java, only to realize you were using the wrong method all along 🤦‍♂️ #CodingFails #JavaProblems


Sometimes it feels like everything is a "service" in the Java/Spring world. It's like going to a restaurant and ordering a "food service" instead of a meal. #OverusedTerms #JavaProblems


The object method always cracked me up. #JavaProblems


It was a little bit confused in the beginning but nothing complicated :p #javaproblems hr.gs/fadbad


Our speaker Steve Poole has started a great discussion on which tools to use for diagnosing #Javaproblems and how to get to the bottom timing & performance issues. Check it out!

I'm curious - as a Java developer what tools do you use to get to the bottom of production problems when a simple stack trace is not enough? What tools do you use to diagnose Java problems in the field? I'm thinking of how you get to the bottom of tim…lnkd.in/ejhTJi4



The tail is still running so it must be the JVM. #javaproblems


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