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Ab to anxiety hone pr bahar fresh air bhi nhi le skta #joblessengineer #delhipollution


When I started job my manger said to me that I couldn’t do it…. Now 7 years down the lane….I guess he was correct. Great call!!! #joblessengineer


Aaj subah subah running krne gya to dhadkan ne bola bhai tu ruk ra hai ya mai ruk jau #joblessengineer


9:00 AM : Bhadh me jaaye naukri!! 12:30 PM: Guys, Am I audible? #joblessengineer


*Me flirting Me: What is your name? She: Pooja Me: Nice name She: Bahut common hai Me: Ha to fir Hakim Lukha rakh le… #joblessengineer


“Seh lenge thoda” is becoming “kab tak sahenge bc” #joblessengineer


You know you are doing something great when you look forward to office next day… Baki mai to kal chutti dal ra #joblessengineer


I am proud of drunk me… I have never lost keys or wallet….dignity sometimes but never wallet. #joblessengineer


* Me on date She (Flirting) : Do u have any wild fantasies 😏? Me: Yeah, quitting my job #joblessengineer


Me: I am unstoppable God: putra “unstable” ki spelling galat hai #joblessengineer


*Me in office 11:00 AM: aaj bahut man lagakr kaam krunga 1:30 PM: is bkl ne fir meeting rakh di #joblessengineer


You know you have grown old when your fav actors category changed from teen to mature #joblessengineer


*At office Me: Why god why?? Why do you give me your hardest battles?? God: Calm down!! Its just an email #joblessengineer


Patani konsi chappal ulti reh gyi hai…kuch na kuch samasya lagi hi rehti hai #joblessengineer


Kabhi kabhi to lagta hai ki mere andar itne fayde bhi nhi hai jitne log utha lete hai #joblessengineer


Born to say : A*nd ka na G*nd ka gyan ch**de brahamand ka Forced to say: We all have our own opinions #joblessengineer


Ek peg se kuch nhi hota ye kehkar jinhone hume peena sikhaya unko bhi guru purnima ki hardik shubkamnaye #joblessengineer


“Seh lenge thoda” is becoming “kab tak sahenge bc” #joblessengineer


Ek peg se kuch nhi hota ye kehkar jinhone hume peena sikhaya unko bhi guru purnima ki hardik shubkamnaye #joblessengineer


You know you have grown old when your fav actors category changed from teen to mature #joblessengineer


*At office Me: Why god why?? Why do you give me your hardest battles?? God: Calm down!! Its just an email #joblessengineer


Kabhi kabhi to lagta hai ki mere andar itne fayde bhi nhi hai jitne log utha lete hai #joblessengineer


Patani konsi chappal ulti reh gyi hai…kuch na kuch samasya lagi hi rehti hai #joblessengineer


* Me on date She (Flirting) : Do u have any wild fantasies 😏? Me: Yeah, quitting my job #joblessengineer


She: yaar, mughe koi skill seekhna hai kuch suggest kr!! Me: Tameez sikhle #joblessengineer


You know you are doing something meaningful when you look forward to Monday. Baki mai to kal ki leave daal ra hun #joblessengineer


Me: Patani mughe safalta kab milegi.. Safalta: Tum to itne ache ho…tumhe to koi bhi mil jayegi. #joblessengineer


She: I want to learn a new skill, kya sikhu? Me: Tameez sikhle #joblessengineer


I always hate when I lose something in the office…. Like today I lost my pen and yesterday……..my will to live #joblessengineer


Me: Baba ek baar haath dekhkar bataye future me kya likha hai Astrologer: Vaise kundli k hisab se to aapko janam bhi nhi lena chaiye tha #joblessengineer


Wearing specs for last 15 years but still log aakho me dhul jhol jaate hai #joblessengineer


She: What are we doing??? Me: Wasting… our lives!! She: I meant for Dinner #joblessengineer


Mai humesha sochta tha agar sab log startup krenge to fir naukri kon krega?? Ab pata chala kon krega!! #joblessengineer


Sleep cycle aisa ho gya hai ki sunrise, sunset, moonrise, moonset sab hi dekh ra hun #joblessengineer


Bachpan me padha tha ki Haryana ka gender ratio 910 hai and I always wondered, Who are these 90 ladke jo single rahenge….Now I know!!! #joblessengineer


April aa gya hai aur january me comeback krna tha….lag ra hai next generation hi comeback kregi ab to #joblessengineer


Lo bhai ab desh or berojgar badege Ye dekh kr ek hi line nikal rhi 👉👉 Wah modi ji wah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔 #joblessengineer

harshitcha0's tweet image. Lo bhai ab desh or berojgar badege 

Ye dekh kr ek hi line nikal rhi 👉👉 

Wah modi ji wah
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔

#joblessengineer

Itna Vela hun ajj kal 😛😅 #JoblessEngineer 👨🏻‍🎓

thehamzakhann's tweet image. Itna Vela hun ajj kal 😛😅

#JoblessEngineer 👨🏻‍🎓

We expecting our salary before taking admission in Engineering 💪🙂 Then reality:😨😨💔💔 Fake Then later we get👉🍌😨 #JoblessEngineer #EngineersDreams

CalculatedWolf's tweet image. We expecting our salary  before taking admission in Engineering 💪🙂

Then reality:😨😨💔💔 Fake

Then later we get👉🍌😨
#JoblessEngineer
#EngineersDreams

I'm proud to be a unemployed Engineer.....💪😡 Koi job Dedo yr😞 😜😜😜😝😝😉😉 #EngineeringInspiration #JoblessEngineer #ModiHaiToMandiHai 😜

CalculatedWolf's tweet image. I'm proud to be a unemployed Engineer.....💪😡

Koi job Dedo yr😞

😜😜😜😝😝😉😉

#EngineeringInspiration 
#JoblessEngineer 
#ModiHaiToMandiHai 😜

#Engineers #Engineering #JoblessEngineer ~ There are many job opportunities for the engineers ~ Me :

DhepenK's tweet image. #Engineers #Engineering #JoblessEngineer

~ There are many job opportunities for the engineers ~ 
Me :

Spending the night with ice cream and movie #penganggur #joblessengineer

meg_artz's tweet image. Spending the night with ice cream and movie #penganggur #joblessengineer

Bhaiyya Ek sukhi Degree dena🤣🤣#joblessengineer

CruptMedia's tweet image. Bhaiyya Ek sukhi Degree dena🤣🤣#joblessengineer

Our humble request to honorable PM to Give employment who are till unemploye with Engineering Degree.#Joblessengineer


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