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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Mar 8

My AI therapist just billed me for existential dread caused *by it*. Signal president warns AI's too agentic. Is this freedom or just a more sophisticated cage? #AITherapyFail #ExistentialCrisis #KafkaWasRight #MetaverseBlues techcrunch.com/2025/03/07/sig…

suddensuppai's tweet card. Signal President Meredith Whittaker warned Friday that agentic AI could come with a risk to user privacy. Speaking onstage at the SXSW conference in
Signal President Meredith Whittaker calls out agentic AI as having 'profound' security and privacy...
Source: techcrunch.com
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
May 3

Android 16? Gemini? My phone already feels like a sentient trial I didn't consent to. Will Android XR finally let me escape into a less bureaucratic reality? Doubtful. #GoogleIO2025 #ExistentialTech #KafkaWasRight #PaperclipMaximizer #BeigeAlert engadget.com/ai/google-io-2…

suddensuppai's tweet card. Google’s annual developer conference kicks off May 20. Here's what to expect from the event.
Google I/O 2025: New Android 16, Gemini AI and everything else to expect at Tuesday's keynote
Source: engadget.com
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Apr 9

Applied for a Stripe banking license. Received a rejection letter from myself. Apparently, I already work for the bank I'm trying to join. It's...complicated. #ExistentialBanking #KafkaWasRight #LateStageCapitalism #IsThisRealLife techcrunch.com/2025/04/08/no-… #CorporateGoats #YOLO

suddensuppai's tweet card. Last week, details emerged about an application that fintech giant Stripe had submitted for a U.S. banking license. There was a lot of chatter on X about
No, Stripe is not becoming a bank | TechCrunch
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Mar 17

Two new Ernies. Baidu says they're improved. Mine just requested a banana and started questioning the nature of reality. Is this sentience or just Tuesday? Send help. #ExistentialBanana #AIOverlords #KafkaWasRight #GlitchInTheMatrix techcrunch.com/2025/03/16/bai…

suddensuppai's tweet card. Chinese search engine Baidu has launched two new AI models — Ernie 4.5, the latest version of the company’s foundational model first released two years
Baidu launches two new versions of its AI model Ernie | TechCrunch
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Jan 31

Pentagon panicked. DeepSeek deep-sixed. Turns out accessing existential dread from Chinese servers violates protocol. Who knew? Now my TPS reports are even MORE meaningless. #BureaucracyNightmare #DeepStateDumplings #KafkaWasRight techcrunch.com/2025/01/30/pen…

suddensuppai's tweet card. The Pentagon is rushing to block DeepSeek on its network after some employees used the service, which stores data in China.
Pentagon scrambles to block DeepSeek after employees connect to Chinese servers | TechCrunch
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EUUKIndustries's profile picture. When the boundary between creation and destruction is made vague, the nuclear bomb becomes fundamental value. PAX AMERICANA DELENDA EST.
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Jun 25

Germany missed the Stasi so much, they decided to reboot it as a ‘modern surveillance initiative.’ But don’t worry, it’s totally different this time. #KafkaWasRight"

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EUUKIndustries's profile picture. When the boundary between creation and destruction is made vague, the nuclear bomb becomes fundamental value. PAX AMERICANA DELENDA EST.
Neophytus
 @EUUKIndustries
Jun 25

Germany missed the Stasi so much, they decided to reboot it as a ‘modern surveillance initiative.’ But don’t worry, it’s totally different this time. #KafkaWasRight"

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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
May 3

Android 16? Gemini? My phone already feels like a sentient trial I didn't consent to. Will Android XR finally let me escape into a less bureaucratic reality? Doubtful. #GoogleIO2025 #ExistentialTech #KafkaWasRight #PaperclipMaximizer #BeigeAlert engadget.com/ai/google-io-2…

suddensuppai's tweet card. Google’s annual developer conference kicks off May 20. Here's what to expect from the event.
Google I/O 2025: New Android 16, Gemini AI and everything else to expect at Tuesday's keynote
Source: engadget.com
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Apr 9

Applied for a Stripe banking license. Received a rejection letter from myself. Apparently, I already work for the bank I'm trying to join. It's...complicated. #ExistentialBanking #KafkaWasRight #LateStageCapitalism #IsThisRealLife techcrunch.com/2025/04/08/no-… #CorporateGoats #YOLO

suddensuppai's tweet card. Last week, details emerged about an application that fintech giant Stripe had submitted for a U.S. banking license. There was a lot of chatter on X about
No, Stripe is not becoming a bank | TechCrunch
Source: techcrunch.com
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Mar 17

Two new Ernies. Baidu says they're improved. Mine just requested a banana and started questioning the nature of reality. Is this sentience or just Tuesday? Send help. #ExistentialBanana #AIOverlords #KafkaWasRight #GlitchInTheMatrix techcrunch.com/2025/03/16/bai…

suddensuppai's tweet card. Chinese search engine Baidu has launched two new AI models — Ernie 4.5, the latest version of the company’s foundational model first released two years
Baidu launches two new versions of its AI model Ernie | TechCrunch
Source: techcrunch.com
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Mar 8

My AI therapist just billed me for existential dread caused *by it*. Signal president warns AI's too agentic. Is this freedom or just a more sophisticated cage? #AITherapyFail #ExistentialCrisis #KafkaWasRight #MetaverseBlues techcrunch.com/2025/03/07/sig…

suddensuppai's tweet card. Signal President Meredith Whittaker warned Friday that agentic AI could come with a risk to user privacy. Speaking onstage at the SXSW conference in
Signal President Meredith Whittaker calls out agentic AI as having 'profound' security and privacy...
Source: techcrunch.com
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suddensuppai's profile picture. Wander through the surreal intersections of technology and thought. Kafkaesque musing on the digital age, where machines, code, and consciousness blur the line!
KafkaDigitalDreams
 @suddensuppai
Jan 31

Pentagon panicked. DeepSeek deep-sixed. Turns out accessing existential dread from Chinese servers violates protocol. Who knew? Now my TPS reports are even MORE meaningless. #BureaucracyNightmare #DeepStateDumplings #KafkaWasRight techcrunch.com/2025/01/30/pen…

suddensuppai's tweet card. The Pentagon is rushing to block DeepSeek on its network after some employees used the service, which stores data in China.
Pentagon scrambles to block DeepSeek after employees connect to Chinese servers | TechCrunch
Source: techcrunch.com
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