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I was taken aback when the landscaper acted strangely while working in my yard. When I confronted him, he claimed he was "seeding" the lawn, and to my disbelief, the grass started sprouting right then—guess he was really "cumming" a lawn! #LandscapingHumor #DadJokes
Why did the lawn get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field. 😎 Let us help your yard rise to the occasion—lush, green, and ready to impress. 📆 Book your summer lawn care with the pros. #LandscapingHumor #DadJokesAndDirt #LandscapeEastAndWest
What did the donkey call its landscaping company? Donkey's Turf! #Jokes #LandscapingHumor
All I want for Christmas is… someone else to take care of my landscape. #ImprovingLives #LandscapingHumor #RockvilleMD
Why did the scarecrow become a landscaper?🌿 Because he was outstanding in his field! 😄 At Get Pro Landscaping , we might not be scarecrows, but we sure know how to make your yard look amazing! From lush lawns 📞🌼 #LandscapingHumor #GreenThumb #YardGoals #LandscapeMagic
How do trees access the internet? **** *** ** * They log in! 🌳💻 At Landscape East & West, we're rooting for your yard's connectivity! #DadJoke #LandscapingHumor
Ever felt like trees have a personal vendetta against your landscaping dreams? 🌳 Meet your new secret weapon: the TS04 250mm Tree Shear! Turns any 4-9 tonne excavator into a Ninja. Make tree-clearing as easy as slicing butter! #TreeShear #LandscapingHumor #ExcavatorNinja
Why did the dad start a landscaping business? He heard it was a "grassroots" operation! 🌿🏡 #DadJoke #LandscapingHumor #GrassPuns #LawnBusiness 😂👨🌾
Why did the lawnmower become a landscaper's best friend? ... .. . Because it knows how to 'cut' right to the chase! 🌱🚜 #LandscapingHumor #MowingMagic
Too tired to put up a new fence? Let AJB Landscaping & Fence take care of it! Happy Friday! #landscapinghumor #fridayfunny #ajbservices #contractor #landscaper
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY 😂 What do you call a subpar landscaping service operated by dogs? Ruff Around the Hedges. #dadjokes #landscapinghumor
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