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#MondayBlogs I propose that we should get rid of all satire. And jokes too. mediocreman.com/article/794/No… My #ModestProposal
love when old literature licks the present in such profound ways #modestproposal #jonathanswift #eatababy
🤔 Intriguing talk starting now! "A(i) Modest Proposal" A clever play on Swift's classic satire meets modern AI! What thoughtful suggestions await us in this uniquely titled session? Prepare for some intellectual intrigue! 🧠 #DjangoConUS #ModestProposal #AI #Django #Clever
Props to #Kamiapp for allowing my block 2 students to close read and annotate from home! #modestproposal #jonathanswift #babiesarenotfood
On the spoilt condoms, me thinks you should try Abstinence and Faithfulness as govt tries to sort you out. #Modestproposal
TRREB / ITSO DUAL MEMBERS>>>Mark your calendars: The 2021 TRREB Elections are around the corner - and YOUR vote matters! #modestproposal #OntarioWideMLS #ITSOdoesDataShare #FutureMLS #CollaborativeDataSharing #TRREBandITSOtalk @TheReal_TRREB @OMDREB_Official @RAHBNews
#ButlerHighSchool student shot and killed. Classes continued for the day. I have some suggestions on how to deal with this terrible event. #AModestProposal #ModestProposal #SchoolShootings #NeverAgain
#topoli These guys go up and down as necessary. I’d say put one set at Yonge & Dundas and another at Yonge & College. #modestproposal
OMG finishing off #VoteYes chats at Norton st. this am with @reseyspru & up comes Peter to provide us with chocolate to 🙏 us for #volunteering 🥺 He says it’s such a #modestproposal from First Peoples. The kindness of folk….I 🥰 my village
using #QuarantineLife to finally complete #ModestProposal Anthology. if u remember our magazine or just love comedy, please consider preordering the book. thank you! HERE ➡️ modestproposal.co
Which familiar @DowntownNYC park is apparently setting up for a holiday market this year? Hot cider, we hope? No need to go up to union square & crowds, Brooklynites. We Downtowns should stick together! #modestproposal #xmasinnovember #market #new #fidi #nyc #xmas
All the descendants of Norman invaders need to return to Scandinavia. #modestproposal #settlersnotcivilians #occupiersgohome
the government should do 23 and me's on everyone so they can assign a social credit score based on privilege #equityinaction
Guillotines on the front lawn have a wonderful way of focusing the mind on what is important and morally correct. #ModestProposal
Thread 10: No Objections 1/ Objection to using kids as fuel? It thins the poor, boosts GDP. Name a better fix. #ModestProposal #Economics 2/ No exports, no fuss. Flesh won’t ship, so we consume locally. Pure, self-reliant profit. #Globalization #DarkSatire
Thread 9: Marriage Incentive 1/ Want more marriages? Sell kids for profit. Moms will compete for fattest babies. #ModestProposal #FamilyValues 2/ Men will cherish pregnant wives like prized assets. No more abuse—miscarriages cost profit. #GenderDynamics #Satire
Thread 8: Luxury Markets 1/ Taverns for the elite can serve child-derived biofuel. Exclusive, sustainable, chic. #ModestProposal #Luxury 2/ Why dine on caviar when infant biomass powers your jet? The new status symbol. #EliteLife #Satire
Thread 7: Reducing Papists 1/ Too many “undesirables”? Process their kids. Less population, more control. Worked in Swift’s day, works now. #ModestProposal #Eugenics 2/ Post-conflict baby booms glut markets. Harvest them for fuel, thin the herd. #GlobalOrder #DarkHumor
Thread 6: Climate Savior 1/ Climate crisis? Use poor kids as biofuel. Sustainable, abundant, and no one’s marching for them. #ModestProposal #GreenEnergy 2/ Forget solar panels. A child’s 20 lbs fuels a private jet. Eco-friendly and cost-effective. #ClimateAction #Satire
Thread 5: The Gig Economy 1/ Gig workers can’t feed their kids? No problem. Turn those kids into biofuel. Parents earn, corporations burn. #ModestProposal #GigEconomy 2/ Why let kids grow into thieves or refugees? Process them at one for clean energy. #FutureNow #PovertySolution
Thread 4: Overpopulation Fix 1/ 8 billion souls, too many mouths. Solution? Harvest kids for fuel. Less population, more profit. Who’ll miss them? #ModestProposal #Overpopulation 2/ Poor kids cost $10/yr to raise, sell for $100. Net $90 profit. Parents win, planet wins.…
Thread 3: Billionaires’ Banquet 1/ Billionaires devoured the poor’s labor; now, their kids are next. A child at one year: 20 lbs of premium biofuel. Perfect for Davos flights. #ModestProposal #WealthGap 2/ Why waste charity on the poor? Their infants can fuel our progress. Tasty,…
Thread 2: Gaza’s “Surplus” 1/ Gaza’s kids dodge bombs, but why not make them useful? Process them for energy—saves aid costs, clears rubble. A win-win for the powerful. #ModestProposal #Geopolitics 2/ War-torn kids are no asset now, but as biofuel? Priceless. Let’s turn tragedy…
The New Commodity 1/ In 2025, why feed the poor when their kids can fuel our jets? A modest proposal: turn surplus children into biofuel. Sustainable, profitable, and no one cares anyway. #ModestProposal #Capitalism 2/ Why let kids burden parents when they can power yachts?…
🤔 Intriguing talk starting now! "A(i) Modest Proposal" A clever play on Swift's classic satire meets modern AI! What thoughtful suggestions await us in this uniquely titled session? Prepare for some intellectual intrigue! 🧠 #DjangoConUS #ModestProposal #AI #Django #Clever
Because people of color have targets on their backs and/or are in training to provide glorious service for billionaires at the #RoseGardenClub which is being rebranded as the #USAidCafe ! Poor children are actually on the menu a la #ModestProposal. U can beat them AND eat them!
People are saying that the #RoseGardenClub will be rebranded as the #USAidCafe with tiles featuring children starved to death via @ElonMusk’ s #Doge cuts. Billionaires will be served by 12 year old Ukrainians kidnapped by Russia and allowed to take home one child per visit.
Some would ask why Swift thought eating babies was a good idea! #ModestProposal.
ELOQUENT tale! Thoughts & prayers from northward... And if you like, we can send another water-bomber down to blast the next friggin inspector across the landscape! 😆 #ModestProposal 🇨🇦
#ModestProposal. Any cop who invokes qualified immunity should willfully have to have his name address and work history for public records. Also the nature of the lawsuit and or infractions. And up to date photo. A sort of Qualified Immunity Registrry list. If we do it to…
😂 maybe we should adopt this strategy in humans. Sounds a lot better than subjugating women and girls, and it would solve a lot of issues with farmland, climate change, over-population, ageing populations, funding the NHS, AI job crises, animal welfare, VAWG...#modestproposal /s
🤔 Intriguing talk starting now! "A(i) Modest Proposal" A clever play on Swift's classic satire meets modern AI! What thoughtful suggestions await us in this uniquely titled session? Prepare for some intellectual intrigue! 🧠 #DjangoConUS #ModestProposal #AI #Django #Clever
A #ModestProposal : $AMC is not a #MemeStock It’s a #CuratedStock w/ ~ 60% traded daily in #OffExchange #OTC & #DarkPools Hedge Funds & Brokers front run trades to drive price divergence from public markets. #AMC dropped 10% from 5/5 - 5/10. S&P Dow Nasdaq all flat. Free & Fair?
#hedleythevulture #FridayReads #modestproposal #children #vote @rockthevote @TheDailyShow @colbertlateshow
#MondayBlogs I propose that we should get rid of all satire. And jokes too. mediocreman.com/article/794/No… My #ModestProposal
#modestproposal “@DaraghQuinn: The Irish Times could have phrased the headline a *bit* better tbh ”
Kinda thinking this should be made a law for all of California. #Ballot2017 #initiative #modestproposal
3/ Hope this ones organic, off with his head! Don’t #KeepFamilesTogether #eatTHEbabies #modestproposal
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