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I had great sleeps last night! I feel alive! But, in true Molly fashion, got distracted in the middle of pouring water into coffee maker. Stopped mid-pour to add 6 scoops of ground beans. Hit start. Soooo… I’m having extra strong coffee this morning. #ThisIs41 #MollyProblems

I’m the only person. I know who can sit in front of the sign, read, & understand what I’m reading… but still get confused with what I’m supposed to do. I shouldn’t be confused. WHY AM I CONFUSED?! 😩🙇🏼‍♀️ 🧠 #BTSM #MollyProblems

Today was awesome because when I got up off the couch today to go to bed, @bistwit kindly asked me to come to the couch I had been on. There were s’more chocolate smears & marshmallow smudged on couch. They fell out of my pocket at some point in my lazy day. #MollyProblems 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Me: “I should lose some weight so my belly doesn’t jiggle when I tap dance.” Also me: “I’m 40 & have dogs for children. Life is a banquet!!!! I’m going to eat this brownie!!! Not just today, but ANY TIME A DELICIOUS FOOD APPROACHES MY VICINITY!!!!” #MollyProblems

B asked me what I was doing in the kitchen. I told him I was manifesting* the chicken. *word intended: marinating #WordScrambles #MollyProblems #Aphasia (?) #BTSM

I ate more snax than meals today & that means I’m already over my caloric goal. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ #MollyProblems

I can discuss Kant & Hume with some level of intelligence... but tell me about a freaking great white shark & my thoughts on the entirety of life on this planet is SHOOK! #mollyproblems

My friend’s mom has a nail salon down the street from our house. She did my nails yesterday. I messed up the nails by the time I got home. It is a 9 minute walk. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂#mollyproblems (not problem problems, just very typical)

Me: “I’ll have a black coffee.” And then: “Ooooh look!!! A spinach feta croissant! I’ll have that, too!” #MollyProblems #ImpulseAction #WhyIAmNotLean

Full Body Workout 2C done-zo! Decided to follow up with a really nutritious spinach feta croissant & a whole milk cappuccino because... the thoughts of oats & egg whites wasn’t as good as the coffee shop on my walk home from gym! 🤷‍♀️🙇‍♀️😂 #MollyProblems

Almost started crying because I couldn’t put the sheets on the bed fast enough. #mollyproblems

I have an errand to run that I don’t want to run & I have to do it & I don’t wanna, but I’m ready NOW. But can’t do until 9am. So now I feel like I can’t do or enjoy anything else until this small burden is done. #mollyproblems

I just want to be cranky at fictional characters for awhile. Currently on walk & cranky at my skinny feet for sliding in my new birthday walking shoes. My toes hurt & mad at them, too. #mollyproblems 😒😒😒

Took a shower & put on my @HeadfortheCure shirt to do a video... but just a quick nap first. #deferdeferdefer #mollyproblems

I should prolly shower & do my @HeadfortheCure video... but, not quite yet. #delaydelaydelay #mollyproblems

Dude. What if my belly aches *are* because of coffee? What if they’re Covid? What if it’s a brand new cancer? [/ #mollyproblems]

I tried this and all the gifs were either about drugs or Molly Ringwald. #MollyProblems

“I don’t know why I can’t lose weight,” she says, as she eats butter frosting & cake out of a plastic container. #truestories #mollyproblems

I’m afraid friends think I’m a racist hater Trump lover because I love John Adams & the Founding Fathers so much. 😂🤦‍♀️ 😬 #mollyproblems

Me: no problem swinging about a 44kg kettlebell with one hand Also me: can only do push-ups on my knees #mollyproblems

Took doggos for good walk this morning, before cleaning kitchen. B predicted I’d be too tired after walking dogs & cleaning kitchen— he said I’d need nap. He was right. But I decided to defiantly wash bed sheets... so now? I wait. I’m so tired. 😭#homeboundfitness #mollyproblems

Just had complete panic mid-sentence in a conversation with a stranger— almost ran back on to the train: I thought I left my suitcase. The suitcase in my hand. 🙇‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂 #mollyproblems #BTSM

Me, starting new workout plans & being full-on agitated. I have to repetitively do new movements & programs until they switch from my noodled short-term memory sphere to the comfy long-term sphere. #braincancer #memoryissues #Mollyproblems

My vision (am actually wearing contact lenses) is so bad, I thought this was an injured raccoon. 🤦‍♀️ #mollyproblems

#mollyproblems #soweorderedpizza #fatmollyftw

I’m the only person. I know who can sit in front of the sign, read, & understand what I’m reading… but still get confused with what I’m supposed to do. I shouldn’t be confused. WHY AM I CONFUSED?! 😩🙇🏼‍♀️ 🧠 #BTSM #MollyProblems

B now knows to quadruple up on our Kroger pickup snax. Whatever he thinks is his? Is also mine. #pandemicpanic #mollyproblems

My Facebook 4 Years Ago memory is a hoot. #MollyProblems #Logic

When you text your friend all day & she’s not responding back... & then you realize... you were texting a dude you met in a Gilda’s Club Brain Group. 😑🤔 #MollyProblems

“I don’t know why I can’t lose weight,” she says, as she eats butter frosting & cake out of a plastic container. #truestories #mollyproblems

I was in my friend’s backyard pool & I count chlorine as a hair wash. #MollyProblems #GrossHairDontCare

Full Body Workout 2C done-zo! Decided to follow up with a really nutritious spinach feta croissant & a whole milk cappuccino because... the thoughts of oats & egg whites wasn’t as good as the coffee shop on my walk home from gym! 🤷‍♀️🙇‍♀️😂 #MollyProblems

This is where I simply tell you that I’m tired & walking the dogs is still harder. #houseboundfitness #mollyproblems

When you thought your train left at 11am, but it actually might be at 1pm. Or noon, depending on whether or not your Amtrak is giving you the time based on Central Time or Eastern Standard. So you just wander off to a fancy coffee place.... & hope for the best! #mollyproblems

Some #mollyproblems.

Took a shower & put on my @HeadfortheCure shirt to do a video... but just a quick nap first. #deferdeferdefer #mollyproblems

Fixed my day of bad mood. Also, never accidentally try to wear 2 contact lenses in one of your eyes. #mollyproblems #homeboundfitness

Almost started crying because I couldn’t put the sheets on the bed fast enough. #mollyproblems