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Long day, they smell

altyjacky's tweet image. Long day, they smell

This weather is making me take 3 baths a day beuh. Earlier today at 9 am, It was so hot I had to take a bath immediately after waking up 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩


I used to make a smoothie every day for breakfast For like two years i haven't made one in months and now randomly I just want a smoothie so bad!!!


Getting up too fast and getting a headache from it that lasts the entire day 💔


Me to Jorin: ok stop dicking around in bed and help me Jorin:ok. Oh, no. Now I gotta poop Me:oh, now? After you’ve been sitting there? Suddenly, now? Jorin:you made me get up! Gravity! Me: *cues ⁦@JohnMayer⁩ on speaker* gravity, stay the hell away from me. #morningpoop

carable8's tweet image. Me to Jorin: ok stop dicking around in bed and help me
Jorin:ok.
Oh, no. Now I gotta poop
Me:oh, now? After you’ve been sitting there? Suddenly, now?
Jorin:you made me get up! Gravity!
Me: *cues ⁦@JohnMayer⁩ on speaker* gravity, stay the hell away from me. #morningpoop

//I just woke up and holy shit it’s so warm


昨晩赤ちゃん夜中の3時半に寝たんだけど、あたしがもう眠気ピークすぎてて寝られなくて! 授乳して赤ちゃんもすぐ寝たから8時ごろ寝て13時頃起きて、授乳してまた寝て今起きて爆笑 終わりの生活wwwwwww


Establishing sovereignty #CACA style! Everyone done their #morningpoop yet? #VanRE #vanpoli

strawbeecream's tweet image. Establishing sovereignty #CACA style! 

Everyone done their #morningpoop yet?

#VanRE #vanpoli

これはいっぱいあそんで疲れた赤ちゃん

poco20220603's tweet image. これはいっぱいあそんで疲れた赤ちゃん

My stomach making crazy noises


My face reaction after emptying out my Shitt sack this morning #morningpoop #poop #pooping #relieved

MrBear1488's tweet image. My face reaction after emptying out my Shitt sack this morning #morningpoop #poop #pooping #relieved

I once saw ants feasting on a puddle of piss in a CircleK bathroom

Even ants know what you’re supposed to be eating.

Hoopss's tweet image. Even ants know what you’re supposed to be eating.


Anyone else weigh themselves before and after pooping? I know I’m not the only one - SHOW YOURSELVES 💩 #poop #morning #morningpoop


how would a person paralyzed from the waist down be able to poop


ptnnn le caca que je viens de lâcher au taf (regardez l’heure du tweet) #morningpoop


i’m missing Feel the Poo era like a mf



Esha is literally training us to have a Pavlov dog association of Poop with this specific photo of Euijoo, one #morningpoop post at a time


i have to poop 🙂‍↕️ #MorningPoop


This morning, it was the poop that really made me step up. That morning one has an even more special flavor, and you just can't get enough of it 🚽 #MorningPoop #DailyRelief #CantResist #MorningRoutine #StartTheDayRight #Toilette #HumanToilette


no but i'm actually on the toilet pooping right now #morningpoop


Also, the morning poop is the most important part of your day. Your day will go smoother, and you'll be happier #morningpoop


Fuckk morning poops are a blessing, I’m feeling relieved. #morningpoop #pooping #feelingrelieved


My face reaction after emptying out my Shitt sack this morning #morningpoop #poop #pooping #relieved

MrBear1488's tweet image. My face reaction after emptying out my Shitt sack this morning #morningpoop #poop #pooping #relieved

Dad tip of the day: Take a quiet and peaceful poop before the kids get up. Start your day feeling lighter, more energetic and ready to tackle the little monsters you created. #dadtips #morningpoop #dadjokes #parenting #chubsband #charmin #toddlers


The best feeling in the world when you have been no stop busy at work and your able to take your morning poop at 550. #morningpoop


Why did mommy wake me up so early #morningpoop #sleepy

lilythecutiepoo's tweet image. Why did mommy wake me up so early #morningpoop #sleepy

God those morning poops 💩 after the gym hit different 😌 #afterworkout #morningpoop #morningreflexction


Day seventeen: apparently walked ~3/4 of a mile trying to find a bathroom with an unoccupied stall 😫 #morningpoop #FitnessMotivation #officelife #bathroomsneedmorethanonestall

Eng1neerish's tweet image. Day seventeen: apparently walked ~3/4 of a mile trying to find a bathroom with an unoccupied stall 😫
#morningpoop #FitnessMotivation #officelife #bathroomsneedmorethanonestall

Way to start my morning. LOL. #morningpoop 💩💩💩

shntllybby808's tweet image. Way to start my morning. LOL. #morningpoop 💩💩💩

#MorningPoop ha http://yfrog.com/gyh7lbrj


Morning folks! #Morningpoop


Tuesday morning #insanity makes for great #morningpoop 💩 #getfit #stayfit #fuckyoupowerjumps


I would be pretty depressed to by a toilet, Especially if I seen this sex kitten wobbling towards #morningpoop

fultron27's tweet image. I would be pretty depressed to by a toilet,  Especially if I seen this sex kitten wobbling towards #morningpoop

Yup, this is happening. People are now posting photos of themselves while having a poo. #WhatTheHell #morningpoop

Leldeke's tweet image. Yup, this is happening. People are now posting photos of themselves while having a poo. #WhatTheHell #morningpoop

If you don't do your manly duties in the morning by dropping one and reading the newspaper\2020 phone then you woke up on the opposite side 😂😂😂😂 it's a joke relex #morningdrop #manlyduties #morningpoop #dropitordied


I don't always poop... but when I do I prefer it in the morning #morningpoop #itspartoflife #ihatepd

tweetsbymeat7's tweet image. I don't always poop... but when I do I prefer it in the morning #morningpoop #itspartoflife #ihatepd

RT to save a life @SilentMikke 🙌🏼🙏🏼 #morningpoop

marcosbornex's tweet image. RT to save a life @SilentMikke 🙌🏼🙏🏼 #morningpoop

My dog drops, rolls & checks where I am. Too bad she was having such a great time in strange cat poop. #Morningcoffee #Morningpoop #Morningbath


Me to Jorin: ok stop dicking around in bed and help me Jorin:ok. Oh, no. Now I gotta poop Me:oh, now? After you’ve been sitting there? Suddenly, now? Jorin:you made me get up! Gravity! Me: *cues ⁦@JohnMayer⁩ on speaker* gravity, stay the hell away from me. #morningpoop

carable8's tweet image. Me to Jorin: ok stop dicking around in bed and help me
Jorin:ok.
Oh, no. Now I gotta poop
Me:oh, now? After you’ve been sitting there? Suddenly, now?
Jorin:you made me get up! Gravity!
Me: *cues ⁦@JohnMayer⁩ on speaker* gravity, stay the hell away from me. #morningpoop

A nice workout with a shower afterwords is literally the best feeling. Aside from a nice morning poop. I feel like a new person. Also, my butt looks good. I'm proud of my progress :) #goodbutt #morningpoop #shower


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