#oldtestamentproblems search results
@cmackonthemove Yes I wrote #HolyShit in my Bible in pen. There is no other way to put it #OldTestamentProblems
Got drunk. Bitch cut off all my hair. Wtf, so weak now #oldtestamentproblems
Moses: A burning bush?! INSTAGRAM IT!! #oldtestamentproblems
"The woman that thou gavest me" drank all the coffee. #oldtestamentproblems
Eve: Note to self, don't trust snakes. #oldtestamentproblems
Solomon had sex with over 1,000 women? That's disgusting. #oldtestamentproblems
That escalated quickly!!!! #oldtestamentproblems #sogladforgrace #thankyoujesus instagram.com/p/j65zWRoKwr/
Took a nap. Bird pooped in my eyes. Went blind. Argued with wife about a goat. Lost sight of my charity. #oldtestamentproblems #bookoftobit
Classic King Ahaz move! RT @biancalilly: "HE REMOVED THE BRAZEN ALTAR" #oldtestamentproblems
@JakeHarris4 ironic that you are having trouble using language to express your love for Babel. #oldtestamentproblems
Of course we're about to get hammered with storms. The weather is trying to finish what #2020SoFar has started. When do the locusts and rivers of blood start? #oldTestamentProblems
Not I will praise You with the liar. I will praise You with the lyre. #oldtestamentproblems #audiobibleproblems
Reason #6 : no other film will trigger more challenging questions from your children #oldtestamentproblems
Week three in Habakkuk - one would think I would be able to spell it by now. #PastorProblems #SermonPrep #OldTestamentProblems #SpellCheck
When the village stones your wife for screwing the blacksmith #OldTestamentProblems
When your mom's a slore so she has to send you down the river in a basket #oldtestamentproblems
@MrObviousGuy @GovMikeHuckabee it's also the polygamous position. #oldtestamentproblems
Nothing like starting off your Monday morning with a classic tale of rape and incest #OldTestamentProblems
@mccluggage1919 gets dad drunk twice so both of his daughters could sleep with him in order to preserve their family #oldtestamentProblems
Some random desert tribe claims their God promised to give my country to them. #OldTestamentProblems
God keeps bugging me to "service" him. #OldTestamentProblems
Not sure which of my many wives gave birth to this child. #OldTestamentProblems
I could just pull back this piece of skin to clean in there... Nah, I'll just chop it off instead. #OldTestamentProblems
I want to have children but the only women around are my sisters. #OldTestamentProblems
@jrmcmanaway why don't I hear anymore about weeping and gnashing of teeth or someone tearing their robe in dismay? #oldtestamentproblems
A dilemma. Does Noah, the worlds first recorded winemaker, choose to let me board the ark? Greater love hath no man .. #oldtestamentproblems
My phone autocorrects "insecurities" to "insect multitudes." #firstworldproblems #oldtestamentproblems
That moment of pride you feel when the reader nails all the names in the first reading! #OldTestamentProblems #Zedekiah #Jehoiakim #Catholic
@cmackonthemove Yes I wrote #HolyShit in my Bible in pen. There is no other way to put it #OldTestamentProblems
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.
United States Trends
- 1. Massie 93.9K posts
- 2. #Varanasi 209K posts
- 3. #CollegeGameDay 2,033 posts
- 4. Lawson Luckie N/A
- 5. Good Saturday 36.3K posts
- 6. #MeAndTheeSeriesEP1 1.41M posts
- 7. #SaturdayVibes 5,424 posts
- 8. Todd Snider N/A
- 9. #Caturday 4,985 posts
- 10. Willie Green 4,971 posts
- 11. Brooklynn 4,052 posts
- 12. Draymond 31.3K posts
- 13. Virginia Tech 2,472 posts
- 14. Marjorie 118K posts
- 15. Senior Day 2,748 posts
- 16. PONDPHUWIN AT MAT PREMIERE 883K posts
- 17. James Borrego 1,794 posts
- 18. Lindsey Graham 21.1K posts
- 19. Mike Elko N/A
- 20. Raskin 20.1K posts