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🙈 That awkward moment when you brag about your "perfectly optimized" code, and a fellow developer points out a more efficient one-liner solution. #CodeHumility #HumbleCoder #OptimizationFail


Note to self: never add red bell peppers to lasagna. #fb #optimizationfail

Guybendov's tweet image. Note to self: never add red bell peppers to lasagna. #fb #optimizationfail

Me: "I’ve optimized the game!" Runs game PC: Sounds like a jet engine taking off #Unity3D #gamedev #optimizationfail


@FootballManager @milesSI I bought the new MacBook Pro with Radeon Pro Vega 20, however I still can't setup the FM2019 3D Match (obviously it's not FIFA graphic engine) with ultra settings... WTF!? #optimizationfail


If #AppleWatch screen times-out, #WatchKit code runs, but screen not updated So now,my watch app repeatedly sets same text #OptimizationFail


"Web pages now heavier than PUBG! Some sites load 21MB - entry-level phones can't handle it. Wasting data & time. #WebBloat #TechIssues #OptimizationFail" tomshardware.com/tech-industry/…


Started my blog to find others like me, but no one can find me. Went through 20 pages of Google results. #optimizationfail #trailingspouse


Honestly, who would be a software developer? Who in their right mind volunteers for this kind of punishment? #optimizationfail


Amazon vient donc de m'expédier par transporteur un adaptateur secteur pour Kindle. Sans le Kindle commandé avec. #OptimizationFail


Just tried Borderlands 4 on PC and… what is this optimization?! 😩 Frame drops everywhere, stutters all over, and my GPU’s screaming for mercy. Come on Gearbox, a little optimization wouldn’t hurt! 💻🔥 #Borderlands4 #PCGaming #OptimizationFail


Ce calcul d'itinéraire a du sens pour un robot, mais pour un humain c'est… troublant! #robotoverlords #optimizationfail

juliendorra's tweet image. Ce calcul d'itinéraire a du sens pour un robot, mais pour un humain c'est… troublant! #robotoverlords #optimizationfail

I spent all night optimizing my code for performance. Now it runs so fast, I can barely track the bugs. But hey, at least my coffee is cold! #DevLife #OptimizationFail #CodingHumor


@GuitarKat yup, no google earth, maybe not even web access for live google maps... #optimizationfail #nait


"ban on shields at #occupyoakland protests but no ban on bottles" article has ad for 24pk of water bottle sale @ Safeway. #optimizationfail


Price drop on our flight we booked 5 days ago. #OptimizationFail


man, it's so maddening to go to a website on my iphone (especially in a hurry) only to find that it's all flash… #optimizationFAIL


Me: "I’ve optimized the game!" Runs game PC: Sounds like a jet engine taking off #Unity3D #gamedev #optimizationfail


Even after tuning parameters, tweaking concurrency, and adding nodes, the DB couldn’t meet our strict latency requirements. Back to the drawing board for something better! 🧑‍💻🔍 #OptimizationFail #TechJourney #Didi #OceanBase


"Web pages now heavier than PUBG! Some sites load 21MB - entry-level phones can't handle it. Wasting data & time. #WebBloat #TechIssues #OptimizationFail" tomshardware.com/tech-industry/…


🙈 That awkward moment when you brag about your "perfectly optimized" code, and a fellow developer points out a more efficient one-liner solution. #CodeHumility #HumbleCoder #OptimizationFail


#WowWednesday Wow - you really screwed up. I wanna hear about it! Engagement fail? Blocked a site from being crawled? Name your "oops." #digitalmarketingfail #optimizationfail #welearnfrommistakes Turns out I targeted the whole US for a local FB campaign...oops!

DianaRich013's tweet image. #WowWednesday Wow - you really screwed up. I wanna hear about it! Engagement fail? Blocked a site from being crawled? Name your "oops." #digitalmarketingfail #optimizationfail #welearnfrommistakes

Turns out I targeted the whole US for a local FB campaign...oops!

@FootballManager @milesSI I bought the new MacBook Pro with Radeon Pro Vega 20, however I still can't setup the FM2019 3D Match (obviously it's not FIFA graphic engine) with ultra settings... WTF!? #optimizationfail


Note to self: never add red bell peppers to lasagna. #fb #optimizationfail

Guybendov's tweet image. Note to self: never add red bell peppers to lasagna. #fb #optimizationfail

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#WowWednesday Wow - you really screwed up. I wanna hear about it! Engagement fail? Blocked a site from being crawled? Name your "oops." #digitalmarketingfail #optimizationfail #welearnfrommistakes Turns out I targeted the whole US for a local FB campaign...oops!

DianaRich013's tweet image. #WowWednesday Wow - you really screwed up. I wanna hear about it! Engagement fail? Blocked a site from being crawled? Name your "oops." #digitalmarketingfail #optimizationfail #welearnfrommistakes

Turns out I targeted the whole US for a local FB campaign...oops!

Ce calcul d'itinéraire a du sens pour un robot, mais pour un humain c'est… troublant! #robotoverlords #optimizationfail

juliendorra's tweet image. Ce calcul d'itinéraire a du sens pour un robot, mais pour un humain c'est… troublant! #robotoverlords #optimizationfail

Note to self: never add red bell peppers to lasagna. #fb #optimizationfail

Guybendov's tweet image. Note to self: never add red bell peppers to lasagna. #fb #optimizationfail

Pricing fall flights to conference in Hawaii, got this option. #optimizationfail on Continental's part. twitpic.com/4qc9mu


BugWatch Codex – Optimalizálatlansági fejezet „Ez már nem hiba. Hanem rendszerhiba. Nem kihívás. Hanem optimalizálatlanság. EA, a galaxis nem omlhat össze a saját súlya alatt.” #BugWatch #OptimizationFail #JediSurvivor #ZoltánMaksó

zoltan_makso's tweet image. BugWatch Codex – Optimalizálatlansági fejezet   „Ez már nem hiba. Hanem rendszerhiba. Nem kihívás. Hanem optimalizálatlanság. EA, a galaxis nem omlhat össze a saját súlya alatt.” #BugWatch #OptimizationFail #JediSurvivor #ZoltánMaksó

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