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this is MAIN reason why parents should give attention to THEIR CHILD feelings and understand that at the end of the day it's never your child fault that they are not capable of what you want them to be. LET THEM EXPRESS AND LISTEN TO WHAT THEY TRULY FEEL. #PBBCollab20Bahayanihan


I cry with tears when I have to take an interview only to see the candidate fumble the most basic syntax. I'm unsure if its AI but it feels like jr devs or devs in general aren't hands on coding much and I'm unsure how I feel about this. An argument can be made that we don't…


@Android @AndroidPolice @Microsoft @satyanadella so @MicrosoftHelps & @Windows what you're saying is I should completely change my phone because you, a multibillion dollar software company, can't code the parental control app properly? I have got that right, haven't I? #Android

rick_x's tweet image. @Android @AndroidPolice @Microsoft @satyanadella so @MicrosoftHelps & @Windows what you're saying is I should completely change my phone because you, a multibillion dollar software company, can't code the parental control app properly? I have got that right, haven't I? #Android

Nothing wrong with this beginner's code of mine but did you know some programmers prefer to "escape" bugs by using comments?? 😅😅 Hide your problems if you can, they say. Lol

itz_she_p's tweet image. Nothing wrong with this beginner's code of mine but did you know some programmers prefer to "escape" bugs by using comments?? 😅😅

Hide your problems if you can, they say. Lol

Programming isn't like playing an instrument or speaking a language: whether you started coding at 5 or 20 makes no difference to your skill at 30. Programming is about clarity of thought and the ability to build and manipulate mental models, not mechanics like syntax or typing.


Did we fail our kids or are they failing us? Probably, sadly, mostly the former. But so sad. And at some point as kids turn into adults they start to get the blame no matter what.

CliffordAsness's tweet image. Did we fail our kids or are they failing us? Probably, sadly, mostly the former. But so sad. And at some point as kids turn into adults they start to get the blame no matter what.

Too real to be true 😢: Parents: He’s probably building the next NASA. Me: Googling how to format a date in JavaScript.

PossibleAmah's tweet image. Too real to be true 😢:

Parents: He’s probably building the next NASA.

 Me: Googling how to format a date in JavaScript.

When my running app acts like an Indian parent. Me: I ran the fastest I ever have My App: You could have done better

rathish_bala's tweet image. When my running app acts like an Indian parent. 

Me: I ran the fastest I ever have  
My App: You could have done better

been coding for 5years+ now and still broke, this cannot be real, am I missing something 😕

EbubeIreneaus's tweet image. been coding for 5years+ now and still broke, this cannot be real, am I missing something 😕

Keeping track of how many times my little one says bad words or acts up during the week so she can be punished properly on the weekend. So much spanking, so much overstimulation, so many written lines.


are all these propagateParentContextChanges in React a problem? I'm seeing lots of these calls accumulating over 600 ms of blocking time in a 4 second profile window in React Native. This is odd :thinking-face:

Andrei_Calazans's tweet image. are all these propagateParentContextChanges in React a problem? I'm seeing lots of these calls accumulating over 600 ms of blocking time in a 4 second profile window in React Native. This is odd :thinking-face:

My code either works immediately or takes 6 hours to debug. There's literally no middle ground.


Here's what I tried first: • Monitoring apps (destroyed trust) • Screen time limits (they found loopholes) • Parental controls (they worked around them) • "Just talk to them" (they nodded and kept secrets) None of it addressed the real problem.

abbylbrody's tweet image. Here's what I tried first:

• Monitoring apps (destroyed trust)
• Screen time limits (they found loopholes)
• Parental controls (they worked around them)
• "Just talk to them" (they nodded and kept secrets)

None of it addressed the real problem.

When your non-tech parent walks in and sees your code comment “Order matters. Do not kill a parent and then access his child.”

embersunn's tweet image. When your non-tech parent walks in and sees your code comment “Order matters. Do not kill a parent and then access his child.”

We need the programming version of this to whip out when c programmers start getting obnoxious

sullyj3's tweet image. We need the programming version of this to whip out when c programmers start getting obnoxious

i swear every 18-25 y/o coding origin story is creating minecraft mods as a kid


Current status: There's a conflict between Google cybersecurity researchers and the @ffmpeg project that doesn't have the resources to fix the vulns Google finds. So I'm busy trying to understand the bug to figure out how to patch it. Google provided enough information to…

ErrataRob's tweet image. Current status: There's a conflict between Google cybersecurity researchers and the @ffmpeg project that doesn't have the resources to fix the vulns Google finds.

So I'm busy trying to understand the bug to figure out how to patch it.

Google provided enough information to…

Woah, what the hell?!? I was working on my ████████ render and out of nowhere, my program froze and gave me this error popup! The whole data just got corrupted and won't open up anymore!

Caldier_fshh's tweet image. Woah, what the hell?!? I was working on my ████████ render and out of nowhere, my program froze and gave me this error popup! The whole data just got corrupted and won't open up anymore!

The Longest Night | March 7th, Veil of Evernight Time shall engrave your journey into memory #HonkaiStarRail #TheLongestNight

honkaistarrail's tweet image. The Longest Night | March 7th, Veil of Evernight
Time shall engrave your journey into memory

#HonkaiStarRail #TheLongestNight


I challenge every developer to write a program that can convince my toddler to go to bed without a fuss. Bonuses for creativity and results! #CodingConundrums #ParentProgrammerProblems


Playing around with Vagrant and Chef solo until 3am. Then waking up with the kids at 8am... #GoodTimes #ParentProgrammerProblems


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