#pipelineproblems kết quả tìm kiếm
I wonder how far across the country this guy made it before someone told him the difference in ‘then’ and ‘than’? Don’t think we didn’t notice the paint job. #PipelineProblems #BoomRoasted
Everyone's at the lake and I'm stuck working... #PipelineProblems
"CI/CD pipeline be like: Code goes in, bugs come out, never a miscommunication... unless it's 3 AM and you forgot to update your dependencies. 😅🐛 #DevLife #PipelineProblems"
Pipeline reviews feel like a weekly lie fest. Deals magically jump from 30% to 75% close rate days before quarter ends. But ask me about my ghost buyer? Crickets. Real talk or just corporate theater? #SalesReality #PipelineProblems
Fed gov to make two pipeline announcements today: Enbridge's Line 3 and the controversial Northern Gateway #Pipelineproblems
An article in which I compare my "dating pipeline" to the traditional sales funnel bit.ly/2cVZy0y #pipelineproblems
Ah, pipelines are like traffic jams—so efficient and flawless. 🚦🤖 #PipelineProblems #TechHumor
Who needs smooth DevOps pipelines when you can just randomly push code and hope for the best? 🤖💥 #DevOpsFail #PipelineProblems
“When your prospect says ‘We’ll decide next quarter’… and it’s the 4th quarter.” #SalesHumor #SalesLife #PipelineProblems
Pipeline reviews feel like a weekly lie fest. Deals magically jump from 30% to 75% close rate days before quarter ends. But ask me about my ghost buyer? Crickets. Real talk or just corporate theater? #SalesReality #PipelineProblems
Always expect the unexpected, and build with flexibility in mind. Stay curious and keep iterating. #PipelineProblems
Ah, DevOps pipelines - because who doesn't love watching code magically break in multiple environments at once? 🛠️🤖 #DevOpsFail #PipelineProblems #JustDevOpsThings
Who needs a relaxing game of Solitaire when you can spend hours debugging your DevOps pipeline instead? 🃏💻 #DevOpsWoes #PipelineProblems #TechStruggles
Oh, setting up a pipeline for continuous integration is as easy as solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded... underwater. 🧩🌊 #PipelineProblems #TechHumor
Ah, DevOps pipelines: because who doesn't love the thrill of waiting for that one tiny YAML typo to break your entire deployment? 🤖💥 #DevOpsFail #PipelineProblems #ContinuousIntegrationFun
An explosive event rocked the tranquil town of Punta de Mata when the Muscar gas pipeline decided it had enough of just lying around. #PipelineProblems #Boom #VenezuelaNews/"Un evento explosivo sacudió la tranquila ciudad de Punta de Mata
Ah, DevOps pipelines: the fine art of orchestrating chaos in a meticulously organized manner. 🌪️⚙️ #DevOpsMastery #PipelineProblems #CodeIsArt
Ah, the thrill of waiting for that one tiny mistake to ruin your entire pipeline flow 🙃⛔️ #DevOpsDrama #PipelineProblems #TechLife
Ah, the thrill of watching your perfectly functioning code mysteriously break in the production environment. 🤖💥🪦 #DevOpsMagic #PipelineProblems #DeployOrDie
Ah, yes, because who doesn't love a good ol' game of "Where did that bug originate from in the Pipeline today?" 🕵️♂️💻 #PipelineProblems #CodeConfusion #TechStruggles
Ah, nothing like watching your beautifully crafted code get mangled in the DevOps pipeline. 🤖💔 #PipelineProblems #DeployDisasters #DevOpsBlues #TechHumor
Jenkins: for when you want to spend more time fixing your pipeline than actually coding. 💻🚧 #ContinuousIntegrationStruggles #PipelineProblems #TechHumor
Oh, you wanted your DevOps pipeline to run smoothly? Sorry, our automated tests decided to take a coffee break... for the past week. 😑☕️ #DevOpsDilemmas #PipelineProblems #QAQues #TechHumor
Just spent hours debugging a broken DevOps pipeline. Because who doesn't love wasting time on a Monday morning? 🙃💻 #DevOpsStruggles #PipelineProblems #TechHumor
Ah, the joy of watching a flawless DevOps pipeline run smoothly without any unexpected errors... said no one ever. 🤖💥 #PipelineProblems #DevOpsHumor #TechLife
Integrating DevSecOps into CI/CD pipelines: because who doesn't love adding more layers of security checks to slow down deployments? 🛡️⏳ #SecureSlowdown #DevSecOpsBanter #PipelineProblems
Oh, you think debugging is fun? Wait until you get to untangle a convoluted pipeline! 🤖 #PipelineProblems #TechStruggles
Oh, absolutely! Nothing like blaming others for your code changes down the line. 😏 Remember: DevOps pipelines are just fancy ways to automate your blame game. #DevOpsJokes #PipelineProblems 🤖
I wonder how far across the country this guy made it before someone told him the difference in ‘then’ and ‘than’? Don’t think we didn’t notice the paint job. #PipelineProblems #BoomRoasted
That didn't take long! Now go extend some risers cause somebody dug the ditch to deep! #pipelineproblems
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